Ty

So we were just waltzing out of an alleyway, where the passage out from the stronghold had been, minding our own business and whatnot when BAM, a wild Rainbow Dash and Princess Mitch appeared. Cue the Pokémon battle music or whatever, but Rainbow looked pretty pissed and Mitch kept giving Adam the stink eye, so we were not in a good position right now.
Oh, and did I mention they think we're Changelings?
Because they think we're Changelings.
(What are Changelings?)
Adam, being Adam, said the most convincing thing, something all three of us were thinking right now. "Woah, woah, woah. We're not Changelings."
Rainbow and Mitch didn't respond, just looked up at something behind us with wide, fearful eyes.
I turned around.
Standing behind us menacingly was Spike the really big and mean looking dragon, glaring at Rainbow and Mitch.
I thought Spike had went back into the stronghold? Maybe he had come to protect Rarity. He totally has a thing for Rarity.
"N-nice dragon," Mitch said, backing up.
"Spike?" Rainbow asked in awe. "You're so big...a-and why did you side with the Changelings and not us?"
Spike blinked. "Uhh, Changelings?"
"We're not Changelings," Adam repeated.
"No we most certainly are not! But a changeling did trap all three of us underground in stronghold," Rarity explained.
"Wait, you're legit?" Mitch asked.
Adam put a hand on Mitch's shoulder. "Mitch. I'm not sure you heard me the first time. Or the second time." He put his other hand on Mitch's other shoulder. "WE ARE NOT CHANGELINGS," he screeched.
"What's a Changeling?" he asked innocently, in a much quieter voice.
"Ah, my ears, ow, thank you Adam," Mitch said sarcastically.
"Wait, do something magic," Rainbow commanded. Then, suddenly I was falling, and pain shot through my head, and I was falling even more...
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I blinked open my eyes drowsily, my head still throbbing slightly.
I was wondering where I was, then in a flash the memories came rushing back; the shronghold and the dragon and Rarity.
I forced myself to get up and look around, until I realized that I couldn't, because I was over someone's shoulder, being carried like a sack.
"What...?" I mumbled, and turned to face the head of whoever was carrying me. The purple scaly head of Spike turned to face me. "Oh hi, Ty!" He greeted cheerfully and set me down. I stumbled slightly. "What the crap happened?" I demanded.
"Oh hey Ty..." Adam turned around and said sheepishly. He was walking along with Mitch, Rarity, and Rainbow in front of me and Spike. We were walking down a street in gloomy Minequestria.
Mitch rolled his eyes. "Rainbow told you to do something magic, so Adam grabbed your left foot with magic, sweeping you off your feet and banging your head into the ground, knocking you unconscious."
"Haha..." Adam trailed off.
I let it slide.
"You were only out for a couple minutes," Rainbow told me. "Anyways, thanks to Adam we were able to prove you're not changelings!"
"Oh my Notch, have you people learned nothing from me?" Adam sighed. "Seriously, it's like you don't even hear me. I should make this clear."
He took a deep breath.
"WE'RE NOT CHANGELINGS, DAMMIT," he screamed violently. "The end."
I gave him a slow clap. "Bootiful."
"I don't understand, are you really a changeling?" Mitch asked innocently. Adam looked at him.
"MITCH, I WILL PERSONALLY COME OVER THERE, TEAR OFF YOUR WINGS, STUFF THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT AND HAVE YOU CRAP OUT YOUR OWN FEATHERS."
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We walked down the spiral staircase to the magic guild. Even Spike could fit down the stairs.
We got to the door which led to the training hall, which unfortunately was not big enough for the dragon to fit through.
"It's a magic guild! We can teleport him through in a flash," Rainbow assured us. "Just wait out here, big guy," she ordered Spike, and we walked inside.
"We're back!" Mitch called as we walked in. Everyone was back from searching, and turned to face us.
"They got the Changelings!" Quentin called.
"Oh. My Notch. I'm done," Adam said through gritted teeth.
"I'll go rip off Mitch's wings for you," I told him sarcastically.
"They're going to rip off Mitch's wings!" Fluttershy gasped.
"ARE YOU GUYS IDIOTS?" Adam hollered. "Woah, calm down! These aren't the changelings, they're the really real Adam, Ty and Rarity!" Mitch exclaimed.
"How do we know you're not under their spell?" Jordan asked suspiciously.
"Uhh- Cadance! Do the thing!" Rainbow exclaimed. Cadance blinked, confused, then realized what Rainbow meant (although I sure didn't) and shot a light blue wall of magic at us.
I flinched, but it passed through us and dissolved a couple feet behind us.
"Yay! They're not shapeshifting demons!" Pinkie declared happily.
"If you three were changelings, you wouldn't have been able to pass through the walls," Cadance explained.
"Finally, they believe us!" Adam sighed.
"Where have you been? It's been chaos here!" Twilight exclaimed.
"What hap-?" Rarity asked, only to be stopped by a loud roaring outside.
"Spike!" Rainbow exclaimed.
"Spike?" Twilight exclaimed.
That's when the door was busted open by a herd of shiny black buglike ponies, with gleaming fangs and murky blue eyes glaring straight at us.