Captain Elijah Ezra and Kevin 'Phoenix' Lee are now in a shitstorm of their problems...

They're now stuck in a City—all because Ezra drives a car like a Crazy Taximan. The Rental Car is now totaled in a QuoteV City of the Fanficion Nation. They just hoped that it's just a city-state.

[From Tasty Cools 4: or How I Learned to Quit Fussin' and Love the Coach]

"Great... Now what? We're in a German city, with no Rental Cars... All because of your good idea to ram through a Mosque... And Purge the Muslims..." Kevin told Ezra, as his Bionic Eyes scanned for any threats but saw none.

"Relax, would ya?" Ezra reassures Kevin. "I've called Michael (Wattpad), and he'll be coming to pick us up."

"You're lucky that the Rental Car is German-made." Kevin reluctantly accepted.

Later...

After having some Taiwanese Hot Pot. Manhua... Kevin, Ezra, and Michael got themselves fortune cookies for some reason...

For Michael... It's about a potential future. Either he becomes a Free Bird or a Jailbird from Yandere T-Dolls back where he's living...

Ezra, a simplified picture of the Grim Reaper. Signifying his future demise.

For Kevin... It's this.

'Be cautious, for this misfortune... It will be a passionate night... Your evening will be unyielding.'

"What the...?"

"What is it, Kevin?" Ezra asked.

"This." Kevin showed it.

After both Michael and Ezra looked at it... Which Michael said with concern...

"You need to remain with us. Otherwise, you'd end up as a raped victim."

"Yeah, man... Best to be with us. Safety in Numbers, right?" Ezra added.

"... Calm down... I'll deal with the threats. Besides, I'm now an Adam Jensen 2.0. So, don't worry."

Kevin got up and left... Michael just sighed and Ezra facepalmed.

"He's literally and figuratively... Fucked." Ezra.

"... Of course." Michael agreed, and he cupped his hands in prayer and said... "May God Have Mercy upon this Man..."

...

Kevin is walking to the Local Hotel to rest for the night... And as he's on his way... He's encountered an old friend... It's something that his QuoteV self would go Doodle Sensei mode if he meets her again...

...

This prompted Kevin to activate his Nanoblades on his Arms as he knew who that was...

"Isn't it rude to just waltz your way here... and try to fall in love with a Newer Version of me...?"

"Miss Ani the Wight...? Aren't you supposed to have feelings for Mister Eyeless Jack?"

She just chuckled and said, "Oh, I know. It's just that my story is no longer on work."

And she stepped closer, "Besides, what's the word, 'Rules are meant to be broken?' You didn't understand, Phoenix?~ You may be the Final Version of the one we know and dislike..."

Her mysterious smile then turned to a smirk, prompting Kevin to keep his distance, with his Nanoblades at the ready.

"Oh, I know you're now an Augmented, Phoenix. Besides, you're more likable than your Older Version. It's just..."

With a click of her left hand... A few of his QuoteV's Self's Bachelorettes and their reveal was enough to frighten him.

"Oh mon Dieu... Pourquoi mon ancienne variante était-elle un protagoniste de harem téméraire...? [Oh dear god... Why was my Older Variant was a Reckless Harem Protagonist...?]

First, was Nurse Ann, or for Lore Fanatics, Ann Lusen Mia...

[Duskooky, Deviant Art]

"Hello... Old Friend... This time, It'll be the chains that I'll be keeping you with."

A Second was Judge Angels or Dina Angela Clark... And with her Iconic Angel's Sword... With a lot of changes.

"What the hell?!" Phoenix Lee is in shock and the growing terror is inside his Mechanical Heart...

"Like my new look and wings, Phoenix?~" Judge Angel with the same creepy smile... "Looks like your Judgement is near..."

"Aren't you and Nurse Ann, enemies?!" Phoenix, as he sees the Rules of Logic is not working. For no apparent reason... "What the fuck is going on?!"

"Let's just say... A Mutual Agreement for us to make you ours... Again." Judge Angels with a simple explanation. "Plus, I'm no longer, in canon terms, in a relationship with Helen (Bloody Painter)... So...~"

"Oh Merde..." Kevin cursed in French, as he's forgotten that time changes, everything. And he just realized this.

Finally... the Last One to reveal herself was enough for Ke... Ahem, Phoenix Lee to say...

"Why was my Contractor was so reckless with this...?"

Jane Elizabeth Arkensaw...

"The years have changed you and your 'Contractor' didn't you?" Jane with a conniving smirk.

Phoenix could only shake his head in disbelief, as things have gone from bad to as worst as a Nigga Moment, in Boondocks... Likely thanks to his Old Version of Himself being a self-mopping harem protagonist...

And now, they're asserting their dominance as they're doing right now, against a more stable and resilient version of himself. As if breaking a human and family man is controllable to dominate, over a chaotic, lust-filled lunatic with some insane wet dreams...

"So, Phoenix." Ani the Wight, as she then takes a Fighting Stance, as if she's in Kung Fu Panda. "Better forget your wives and kids, and return to your roots... But this time, we'll have you under our control...~"

Just as he's about to be surrounded and be dominated... He then remembered that he has a Klipspringer Jump Mod, that his Technocratic Wife back in Wattpad has inserted into his legs... He then leaped up through extreme heights to the rooftops and immediately rushed Rooftop after Rooftop, as Judge Angels flew up with her Wings and chased him in the skies.

"Really now? Running?~ Looks like you're going to lose these limbs, even if you're now an Augmented.~" Angels told Phoenix, as she was flying in the skies, with her Angelic Wings

"Leave me alone! I'm not him!" Phoenix rebuked his old Identity.

"Playing Dan Hang won't save you, My Fallen Angel!" And with a laughter that's struck with Insanity... Judge Angels took potential opportunities to Incapacitate him.

"Oh no you don't!" Ani the Wight learned some Ice Power Tricks to propel herself up and went for a Missile dropkick on him, to stop him from escaping.

Kevin... Ahem. Phoenix managed to dodge and with his Training kicking in... He immediately locked in both Judge Angels & Ani and fired his TESLA at both of them. This stuns them, but it'll buy him time and distance, as they're not the Human Targets that he's been accustomed to.

Just as Jane managed to arrive, she was too late, as Phoenix jumped fast enough, with the additional assistance of the ICARUS Dash... through the streets and onto another Rooftop... He continues his run to escape.

"So it begins... The Manhunt has started.~" Jane with an Impressed tone... "Looks like our Rabbit is a good one."

Meanwhile...

https://youtu.be/I00FXQUgtDM

Both Father Michael and Captain Ezra are running to a Radio Station instead of immediately helping Phoenix... Which Ezra...

"I knew it! I fucking knew it! This is Fucking QuoteV Nation and we're fucking bait in here!!!"

"Calm down! We need to bring in reinforcements! I'll contact some of my old associates in here, while you bring in the Cavalry from Wattpad Military!" Michael tactically breached the Radio Station. And with the Civilians fleed, Ezra...

"Attention, you fucks! We got a Code Red in here! Bring as many men as you can in here!"

As for Michael... After a few attempts... He realized all of them had moved on or died.

"For the Love of Saint Michael..." Michael groaned as they wouldn't be getting any insider help. Much less any memories of their Birth Place...

No matter for Father Michael, since the Wattpadian Military will be quite late... He called in another friend...

"Hello, Richard. I know you're more busy with protecting your only son, after that divorce... But, I require your skills. My American Arditi. And you know where..."

...

There's a sigh from another line and... "Fine. You owe me, Michael. Just don't expect any roses."

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