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marissa
do you ever accidentally start a wincest fic that isn't technically incest because the writer made it so they're not related?
because same
and now I'm hooked
I dont even ship them

cleo
that tumblr post must of really fucked you up

marissa
it would be fine but everyone I know keeps sending it to me because its trending

cleo
has jensen said anything?

marissa
no, but he's been travelling so I don't think he's seen it
and I'm really just sad that people are wanting to force him out of the closet if he is bi (even though he has said on multiple occasions that he and dean are straight)

cleo
yeah, some fans take it way too far
I'm sorry you're going through this but hey at least you get to see jensen like tomorrow!!

marissa
the only highlight of my week is going to be kissing those fucking fanfiction lips

cleo
you're totally gonna blow him, aren't you?

marissa

I mean, no, I'm not going to do anything sexual in nature to jensen even though I've wanted to since the third date???

cleo
ahaHAHAHAHAHA
honestly, no one would blame you if you did

marissa
okay, I will not do anything unless he gets into the michael persona because holy mother of mary

cleo
so you're gonna blow him

marissa
probably

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jensen
I've landed!!

marissa
yaaaay!! you're in canada and vancouver and oh so close to me!!

jensen
yes, now jared and I have to get to our houses yaaaay!!

marissa
do you guys need a ride?
I kinda look like shit rn but I did with our unofficial first date

jensen
also, you could never look like shit

marissa

jensen
... am I turned into a meme?

marissa
ofc, beautiful
what kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't have memes of my famous boyfriend

jensen
I'm honoured???
I should be honoured, right?

marissa
yes, yes you should

jensen
god, I can't wait to get my hands on you tomorrow
I'm not letting you go

marissa

jensen
I'm not sure if jared is wheezing in that picture or if he is about to cry
but I'll take it that you're fangirling

marissa
wow, you know me so well

jensen
I seriously cant wait to see you tomorrow

marissa
I can't wait either, beautiful

jensen
this took me like ten minutes to find and I hate myself for it but

I'm never doing that again I feel so dirty

marissa
my landlord is going to kick me out I just screamed so loud
you're literally the light of my life

jensen
wow, I have no idea what to say other than I cant wait to see you tomorrow
(and something about the sun and the stars and all that gross crap)

NOTE: I have literally no idea what this fic has turned into. also, there is a badly written blow job next chapter!!