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cleo
jensen must be good

marissa
what do you mean?
I mean, jensen is generally good so you're gonna have to be a little more specific

cleo
you have barely spent a night at your apartment. I know because freddie asked me why you havent ordered like you usually do on tuesdays when you burn your supper too much to eat it.

marissa
awe, man, freddie is the greatest. I'm gonna need to order my usual when I actually stay in my apartment

cleo
so, sex is that good, hey?

marissa

cleo
how?
how did your life come to this?

marissa
I dont know. I just found a meme one day and it took over my entire life

cleo
well, stop it.
does jensen even enjoy the memes?

marissa
he sent me a kermit one. I screamed
tho, I dont think he's ever gonna do that again

cleo
I actually gasped. an old man like jensen... using memes?

marissa
I know, that's why I screamed

cleo
speaking of screaming: want to come over and eat pizza, drink wine, and celebrate the fact that we don't have work

marissa
oh, shit, yeah, the huge construction that the salon is going through starts tomorrow

cleo
yeah yeah I'm so excited rjeidbdj

marissa
okay, I'm coming now, see you soon

cleo
I will now only accept chris evans memes lmao

NOTE: i laughed too fucking hard when i put that bobby picture ngl