PRIVATE

marissa
so, the applebees bathroom holds a dear place in my heart

cleo
why the fuck does the bathroom hold a place in your heart?

marissa
jensen and I kissed in it after he brought me a tampon

cleo
huh, what do you know
chivalry isn't dead
okay, but did you do ""it"" in the stall

marissa
ew, no, I'm okay with using it for the toilet but I dont wanna get an sti

cleo
would you have done ""it"" in the stall

marissa

cleo
fuck you, I hate you

marissa
maybe if you were on my level of memes you wouldn't be angry

cleo
you mean stoop to your level of immaturity?

marissa
um, excuse me, I'm very mature, I'm dating a 40 year old

cleo
who's basically a six foot manchild???

marissa
who is on a plane to texas to check on his brewery and I miss him very much

cleo
*sigh* if you promise not to scream, I can come over with pizza and ice cream

marissa
and beer?

cleo
sure, and beer.

marissa
and can we binge watch young justice??? gotta get ready for s3

cleo
yoU FUCKING KNOW IT BITCH YESSS

marissa
okay, see you in a few

cleo
aren't I supposed to say that?

marissa
???
love you

cleo
love you too

marissa

cleo
I take it back I hate you

NOTE: i posted my rewrite for my emery wilson book and it's already better than tragedy isn't life gooood.