GROUPCHAT

jensen
marissa eats ice cream with a fork

jared
the fuck?

marissa
wha-?

alex
wait, seriously

rob
I dropped a fork on my toe once

misha
ice cream... with a fork?
a ffffffooooorrrrrkkkkk???

marissa
jensen's a fucking liar
I eat ice cream with a spoon
obviously he eats it with a fork

felicia
I've been with jensen eating ice cream

ruth
me too

richard
we all have.
he eats with a spoon

marissa
it's actually a spork, fucktards

jared
why so defensive huh huh

jensen
(it's because she eats ice cream with a fork)

alex
... is it better?

marissa
yes, it is.
and jensen, I take everything back

misha
what is everything?

rich
heeerrrr looooovvvvveeeeee

marissa
^^^ bingo

jared

ruth
is that a meemee??

felicia
(wheeze)

briana
I just caught up and I fucking snorted

rob
I almost lost my toe from the fork

kim
why is rob talking about losing a toe?

marissa
@ jared

jensen
I'm kinda confused
do you love me or not?

alex
she loves me. we've been figuring out a way to tell you

jensen
listen here you little shit

misha
jeNSEN THERE ARE CHILDREN

briana
jared doesn't count

felicia
does anyone have popcorn

rob
it was bleeding really badly

rich
ROB, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TOE

ruth
this place is a mess??

alex
JENSEN JUST ADMIT THE FACT THAT YOUR OLD

marissa

kim
you're*** alex

jensen
SHE WASN'T SAYING THAT LAST NIGHT

marissa
dang, that meme is perfect for here too

jared

rob
WHAT SO JARED CAN KEEP THAT "I LOST MY SHOE" LINE GOING FOR LIKE 11 YEARS AND PEOPLE STILL CARE BUT I CANT TALK ABOUT MY TOE

ruth
hey, briana, kim, wanna get some coffee

alex
WHAT DID YOU GUYS HAVE THE SEX

rich
rob, it's important you have your toe, but it's not important to the current conversation

briana
yes, sure, ruth

jensen
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID KSJSJDBW

jared
hey, marissa, has gen texted you about the groupchat yet?

kim
oh yes totally, any excuse to let this play out and watch silently from the background

marissa
she may have mentioned something but not yet. she hasn't messaged me that much because of odette

alex
I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND MARISSA AND YOU WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES

rob
but forks pertained to the conversation at the beginning and I almost losT MY TOE TO ONE

jared
that's probably my fault. I'll definitely get her to do that as soon as I can

jensen
I'M FLATTERED BUT BABIES ARE OFF THE TABLE RIGHT NOW

marissa
okay, jared!
and about that, jensen...

rob
WHAT

rich
WHAT

felicia
WHAT

alex
W H A T

briana
WHAT?

kim
WHAAAAT?

ruth
WHAT????

jared
wHaT?¡

jensen
... marissa?

marissa
my stepdad chad wants the name jason hamnet if we have a son
and we used protection, beautiful

ruth
that was a plot twist

NOTE: ain't this a cluster fuck lmaooo also true story I dropped a fork on my toe and made it bleed and then like didn't realize that I almost lost my toe I just wanted to eat mandarin oranges okay