GROUPCHAT

maryann
marissa, you're back!!

marissa
mom, why didnt you say that to my face, I'm literally sitting on your couch

mitchell
because we all asked for updates on the marissa situation

nikki
so, are you pregnant?

chad
ooooh do I get jason hament!!

james
I can confirm she is glowing but not in the 'I'm with child' way.
in more of the 'I just had a lot of sex' way

maryann
sometimes I do regret being in this chat

mitchell
honestly, mom, you should be used to it already

marissa
yeah, true
and I'm not pregnant, btw

nikki
damn, I was hoping that I wouldnt be the only one looking like a planet

james
idk, chad is putting on a little bit of weight

chad
first of all: fuck you

maryann
mmmhmmm there goes my man

marissa

nikki
ya know, I'm not even surprised you're using your boyfriend as a meme

mitchell
nikki, nobody is surprised. that's just marissa

maryann
ain't that the truth lmao

marissa
you know, I came to have a good time but I'm feeling attacked right now

james
no you're not

marissa
you dont get to tell me how I feel

nikki
sometimes I question how I'm related to any of you

maryann
I don't
you all came out of my vagina

mitchell
oh god mom no

marissa
whY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

james
the next time you use jensen as a meme, I'm kicking you out

nikki
oof I agree. I mean, sure, he's pretty, but come on

chad
I find it cute???

maryann
oh, come on, it's not that bad you guys.

mitchell
ah, I dont know if I find it cute or annoying dont pin this on me

marissa
you guys are mean
)):

james
no, we're self-preserving our sanity

marissa
okay, well, I promise not to use jensen as a meme anymore

nikki
thank you

marissa
okay, but guess what

mitchell
nobody say what

chad
... curiosity... I'm so tempted

nikki
no! chad, don't!

james
we can do it guys, come on

maryann
lol what?

marissa

james has removed marissa from the chat!

mitchell
and like icarus, she flew too close to the sun

NOTE: this family is a mess but I hope you enjoyed them bdjsjdb