GROUPCHAT

nikki
y'all ready for family dinner this week?

mitchell
y'all ready for death this week?

james
why am I in this family?

maryann
because we love you and we take you to applebees

chadwick
so do we always go to applebees or do we switch it up?

marissa
generally, we take turns picking. and this week it was mom's

maryann
and I love me some applebees

nikki
well, trevor is excited. he wants to get as drunk as he can with the kids around before he has to do more as a father

mitchell
but you only have one kid

nikki
surprise

marissa
it's getting named after me!

mitchell
it's getting named after me!
damnit

chadwick
I like the name jason hamnet

maryann
chad, honey, you say that everytime there is a possibility of a child

chadwick
can't I just honor my favourite robin and shakespeare's late son???

marissa
I'll name my son jason hamnet for you, chadwick
if I ever have one

james
god, I'm so glad wilson and I don't have to worry about children

maryann
I thought you were looking to adopt???

nikki
!!!

james
mooooommmm!! I told you that in confidence

mitchell
house rule, james: never tell mom anything in confidence

nikki
are you thinking boy or a girl??

james
I'm thinking it's none of your damn business

marissa
)): but its gonna be out niece/nephew

maryann
so am I grandma or grandpa for this one?

chadwick
when they stop giving me 'best mom' and 'best grandma' collectables, you can be them

NOTE: I got my mom a mug that says totally best dad in the world for christmas so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯