Shopping log. 4-14-16

Me and mom went to Costco at around 3:25. All I want is some pop tarts and rice krispys.

They had no pop tarts at Costco. I am disappointed.

They had no rice krispys at Costco either. What the hell. I just want some rice krispys. Is that so hard?

We left Costco to go to shop right.

Mom takes three hours to find one thing.

We found pop tarts at shop right. Thank god. I'll say my prayers tonight.

The rice krispys are expensive for some reason. They have some store brand but I don't want that crap. I just want some god damn rice krispys. Why is that so difficult.

we came to an agreement, and we are getting the rice krispys. Thank you God. Maybe I'll do the rosary tonight.

This is taking for ever. It's been an hour.

Potato bread.

I'm hungry. I just want to eat my pop tarts and rice krispys and play some Minecraft.

Yogurt.

Chocolate milk. Nope, I'm not allowed to get some Nesquik. I have to get some Hershey chocolate milk. Good enough.

more yogurt.

The squeaking of the carts are driving me insane.

Now I'm alone, next to the diet decaf ice tea, Which I had to get Four of.

Mom disappeared.
Nevermind.

On her journey away from me, she picked up some Oreo thins. I'll deal with that.

These squeaky carts are making me reach insanity.

I can't deal with these coupons anymore. What's the point of having them if it takes 4 hours to find one for an object we don't even need.

They don't even have mint Chocolate chip ice cream.

We found mint chocolate chip ice cream.

I want soup.

I swear to god, some one please get some oil for these carts, It's driving me crazy.

Can't find the Tuna.

These carts seem to be squeaking in harmony. God help me.

I'm getting my soup now.

Mom burnt herself with the soup. She now needs to keep her thumb in a cup of water that the guy at the deli gave to her.

Apparently it is OUR cart that is squeaking. I think I'm going to rip the wheels off of it any second now.

Mom is now at customer service to complain about her soup accident.

Agh this is taking for ever. It's almost 5. Once it's 5, I'll get angry.

I really hope there isn't anything else we need.

Still didn't find that tuna.

I'm waiting in this area with my phone waiting for my mom at customer service. I'm all alone again.

I do feel bad that my mom is shopping while she is sick and she got hurt.

This store is annoying.

Now some guy is getting ice for mom.

He will probably take 5 years to come back with the ice pack.

He's back. With a bag of ice.

We still need that god damn tuna.

Dammit these carts.

I have to get new ice cream because mom was using the first one as an ice pack.

We got the tuna.

Finally we are heading to check out. I'm praying.

Apparently it takes 5 years to find a lane.

The second we got to the lane, I went super speed putting the items on the conveyer belt.

Mom is taking forever to go through these stupid coupons.

Someone please melt this cart in hell.

It's 5:00. Now I'm getting pissed.

We have so many items, it takes forever to go through them all.

The bagging process is slow. I should help. I'll be back after 3 hours of bagging groceries.

For some reason, none of the coupons work.

The tampon coupon is causing issues.

The tampon coupon decided to work after causing a scene.

I now know that I'm an awesome bagger.

Finally, we are heading out of the store, to the car.

We put all the groceries away in the car. I'm so happy to be leaving that cart behind.

Now We are on our way home.

That's enough adventure for one day.