Nickel: *sneezes, causing Cinnamon (who was loafing at first) to startle and jump off the bed*

Balloon: Nice, Nickel.

Nickel: I sneezed. Oh what? I'm not allowed to sneeze-

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Nickel: *scares Balloon*

Balloon: Aah! Stahp I could've dropped my croissant!

Nickel: *laughs*

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Nickel: We're about to graduate.

Balloon: Yep!

Balloon: *falls as he steps onto the stage* 

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Nickel: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book! *plays synth epically*

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Balloon: Hi my name is Balloon. Welcome to pizza h- *nervous breathing* Lemme guess, pizza? *faints*

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Balloon: *playing on the keyboard* 

Nickel: *screams* *smacks keyboard, causing it to fall off its standard* 

Balloon, trying to catch the keyboard: OH SHIT-

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Balloon: Are you ok? 

Nickel: Yeah, I'm just not able to think straight.

Nickel: *thinking gay thoughts about Balloon*

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Balloon: *throws a frisbee very far away*

Nickel: What the fuck Balloon?

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Nickel, trying to sing: But I won't go... everydaaAA- *voice crack* AYY! Oh shit- 

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Balloon: Did you do the dishes?

Nickel: I thought... you wanted to... do that...

Balloon: *giggles* You were wrong!

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Balloon: Look how cute these pens are!

Nickel: Balloon, that's gay.

Balloon: Nickel we've been dating-

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Nickel: I'm just extremely happy, you can see that by my face.

Also Nickel: *looking completely dead inside*

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Balloon, dancing around whilst holding a sign with "love" written on it: Love yourself! Accept yourself! accept yourself!

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Paintbrush, to Nickel and Balloon after they had a ✨date✨ and woke PB up: I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NEVR GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME-

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Box: *standing on the beach with the name Box written in front of him*

Balloon, filming him: *approaches Box happily: Happy birthday Box!

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Knife, filming Nickel and Balloon: Two brooos chillin' in a hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

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Balloon: It's Wednesday my dudes.

Balloon: *screams*

Nickel, filming him: *visible concern*

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*there's a lot of chaos between the III contestants because MePhone left* 

Balloon, laughing: What did you say?

Nickel: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe-

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Nickel, calling Balloon on the phone: So no head? *proceeds to throw his phone and break his skateboard*

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Aight that's enough for now XDD