Balloon: Hey viewers! WelcomE to The Nickloon Family! 

Nickel: WOHOOOOOOOO! YEAHHH! LET'S GOOOO!

Balloon: *giggles* Today we're going to buy a cute little collar for Cinnamon! 

Nickel: He's gonna look so CUTE!

Balloon: You're so adorable when you show your weakness for small animals.

Nickel: Correction: all animals. Except insects.

Balloon: Yeah, they suck. A wasp once stung me and, yeah, popped me. 

Nickel: Why did he even sting you?

Balloon: Because Knife slapped it. 

Nickel: Never get violent with wasps or bees, viewers, trust me.

Balloon: Now let's go! But first... *kisses Box goodbye* *kisses Cinnamon goodbye* *smooches Nickel* Now we can go.

Nickel, blushing: Yeah let's go.

*camera cuts*

Balloon and Nickel: *standing in the pet shop with Balloon holding the cam* 

Balloon: Ooh look at this red one!

Nickel: It doesn't have a name tag. We need one with a name tag.

Balloon: Oh yeah, you're right. Oh Nick, look at this!

Nickel: What?

Balloon, holding a green collar with a name tag and a bell: This one has a tag.

Nickel: But it has a bell, that'll make it more difficult for Cinnamon to hunt. Not gonna do that to him pal. 

Balloon: Yeah you're right. Oh hey! A pink one with a name tag! It's so adorable! The tag is heart shaped!

Nickel: Hmmmm... I'm not that much of a pink fan, buuuttt since it's pretty adorable and I don't have to wear it, I suppose we could buy this one.

Balloon: Yay! *hugs and kisses Nickel*

Nickel: *blushes again* Yeah yeah no prob-

Some random voice: Ew, is that really necessary in PUBLIC?!

Nickel: Wha-

*a pink handbag comes out of nowhere* 

Handbag: You know being gay is not allowed right?

Nickel: What do you mean?

Handbag: The Bible says it!

Balloon: Ok, I have known a kid in high school who was Christian and she told me all about it and never mentioned a single thing about that.

Nickel: Yeah, so scram, Karen.

Handbag: Excuse me?! My name is not Karen, my name is Handbag! Also, you guys will burn in hell!

Nickel: Alright, see your dad there.

Handbag: MY DAD'S DEAD!

Nickel: And probably chilling in hell.

Balloon: Nickel, stop joking about death, it's pretty rough to die.

Nickel: Oh yeah, sorry babe. *kisses Balloon on the cheek*

Handbag: *gagging noises* *notices the camera Balloon is holding* ARE YOU FILMING ME RIGHT NOW?! I'M CALLING THE POLICE-

*bleep*

Balloon, walking outside with Nixkel next to him and still holding the camera and also the collar: So we payed for the collar. The Karen got taken care of because some other people started to get annoyed by her as well.

Nickel: She went full rage mode and threw her purse at me because I mentioned her fat mom.

Balloon: So security came and kicked her out. *starts filming Handbag* There she is, carrying some dog food. 

Nickel: Probably for her chihuahua. She seems like the person to have one.

Balloon: Chihuahuas aren't always aggressive, Nickel. It's the owners that's the problem.

Nickel: I know, but she seems like to have a chihuahua and not treat it like a dog, haha. Now let's go home.

Balloon: Yeah. *films himself again* *shows the collar* They even signed the collar with Cinnamon's name! *shows the name tag with the name Cinnamon engraved in it*

Nickel: Oh I can't wait to see how it looks on him!

Balloon: Me neither!

*bleep*

Balloon, walking in the room: Hey Cinnamon, hey Box, we're home!

Nickel, following Balloon: And we got your collar, Cinnamon!

Cinnamon: *sitting on top of Box like a magnificent beast* *jumps off and greets Nickel and Balloon, purring*

Balloon: *gives the cam to Nickel* *kneels down* Stay still baby. *puts the collar on and readjusts it* There.

Cinnamon: *meows*

Nickel: It looks so good on you! 

Balloon: Yes so adorable! And you're also adorable when you show your soft spots Nickel. *hugs Nickel whilst blushing*

Nickel: *also starts blushing* Dude... 

Cinnamon: *scratches his neck*

Balloon: He will have to get used to it.

*bleep*

Balloon: We hope you enjoyed this blog!

Nickel: Yep! And Karen Handbag, if you are watching this, I hope you have a horrible life!

Balloon: We are not wishing horrible lives upon people, Nickel.

Nickel: She had the AUDACITY to call you too feminine! What do you meaN-

*camera stops*