Nickel: What's your name again? I forgot. It starts with a D doesn't it? Uh, is it, uh, dumb stupid bitch?

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Balloon: Nickel.

Nickel: What do you want, Balloon?

Balloon: Can we kiss?

Nickel: Oh you want to kiss? You can kiss my ass!

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Balloon: Nickel.

Nickel: Yes, Balloon?

Balloon: I want to break up.

Nickel: You break up with me, I break your foot.

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Nickel: My god, I am a star. Look at my car. I drive the car. And run you over and kill you with it. 

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Balloon: I love you.

Nickel: Oh ok? And I love lasagna. You don't hear me talking about how much I love lasagna. 

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Nickel: Roses are black, violets are black-

Balloon: Fuck you.

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Balloon: Hey you wanna go out tonight?

Nickel: Oh sorry I can't, I have Ebola.

Balloon: So you're dying?

Nickel: Uh, no?

Balloon: Then you DON'T have Ebola-

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This is legit what my relationship is like and I absolutely love it😂

Also I think I should post some new oneshots again-