Yeah Ik there is a oneshot before this one called "is he new?" but it's unfinished so I won't make bloopers of it yet.

Okie enjoy-

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Nickel: *scoots closer to Balloon and accidentally touches him*

Balloon: *smirks*

Me: Cut! Balloon, you have to act surprised and greet Nickel!

Balloon: Sorry but I'm a bit corny right now. *chuckles*

Me: I'm corny all the time, that's why I laugh so much when being with you guys. But please be serious, the viewers need a new oneshot.

Balloon: *stifles a laugh* Ok-

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Nickel: *smooches Balloon, but leans too much on Balloon so he falls on top of him*

Balloon: *grabs Nickel while still kissing him* *starts making out*

Me: Guys this is getting old. *opens Wattpad*

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Balloon: *gets up to chase Nickel* I'M GONNA GETCHA!

Nickel, running: REEEEEEE-

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Nickel: I sometimes wonder why we have this dumb emotional wreck in charge of the scripts, *gestures to me* but at least they're not a stressful bitch so at least that's good.

Balloon: The stories always come out very well though. They're pretty good at it.

Nickel: Yeah sure. But they're pretty much of an idiot.

Me, in the corner: *staring into the void, doing nothing* 

Test Tube, walking by to get something: I mistook them for a girl at first. Wait, when is the scene gonna continue?

Balloon: Dunno.

Nickel: Hold up, I got this. *grabs a stick* *walks up to me* *pokes me with the stick*

Me: Ow- hey! 

Balloon, approaching me: We are waiting to continue and you've just been staring into the void for... *looks at his watch* 30 minutes now.

Me: Oh, right, sorry. Let's go.

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Balloon: *scoops Nickel up*

Nickel: *blushes madly*

Balloon: Let's get you to bed, then. And then f-

Nickel: *puts his foot on Balloon's mouth* Nope, shut up.

Balloon: *muffled laughs*

Me: Cut! We're not making this sexual today. I have a different book for that.

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Yeah this is short but that's bc the oneshot was short as well