Bold is Nickel, italics is Balloon. Both is both speaking. Underlined is me narrating.

Oh wow I totally fucking hate this guy.

Wow mf doesn't even wanna befriend me smh.

Oh holy fuck I'm 18 now and can legally get drunk in Europe. Oh fuck now I'm dreaming about my arch enemy. This means we're gay now. Oh wait no it does not.

And I oop, I got a goofy ahh lucid dream about Nickel after turning 18.

Holy fuck we share dreams!

But we're not gay. 

Nah, we're not.

Soap tells them about the goofy ahh soulmate thing.

REEEEEEEEEE WE AREN'T GAY WE HATE EACH OTHER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT STOP THE CRAP!

We can just like not date and call it a day.

K.

Goofy ahh dream adventures go brrrr.

Hm, I might be ga- NOPE!

Oh wow I'm like totally gay for Nickel lmao.

Ooooo new dream.

Bitch don't hug me.

Nickelellelelel I'm kinda touch starved. *cri*

Oh fuck I fucked up. *scoots closer to Balloon gayly*

Omga they share rooms now so gay tehee.

I'm kinda feeling gu- *CHOKES ON AN APOLOGY CUTELY*

Bitch you mean guilty?

Ye.

Goofy ahh Nightmare scene incoming.

Steve Cobs betraying Balloon and Nickel and now trying to kill them go brrr.

Nickel being protective over Balloon go brrrr.

They wake up dodododooooo.

*sobbing adorably*

Mf you aight?

NICKEL YOU'RE ALIVE EVEN THO WE FUCKING ONLY HAD A NIGHTMARE! *hugs Nickel like he hasn't seen him in like years and was afraid he was dead*

It's ok. *tries to comfort Balloon*

Can I sleep with you?

No.

Please?

No.

Please?

...Fine.

Ahah some more gay stuff go brr and finally Nickel realizes he's gay.

They're in a new dream now hehejdnhd.

I think I'm kinda gay for you even though I don't want to be gay for you since I hate you n stuff.

Oh wow cool same for you.

*sob* You just don't want me being emotional because no.

I'm being real here bitch.

K then prove it.

K. *kisses Nickel*

Cute af kissing scene go brrrrr.

They wake up.

Goofy ahh making out go brrrr.

Paper catches them. 

More stuff happens.Fan's interview go brrrr.

Cute af picknick go brrrr.

Party go brrrr.

Oh fuck Tissues sneezed on me yesterday and now I have Ai- I mean the Condishawn.

Stay in bed.

Nah. *proceeds to ignore Balloon's advice completely and get down* *regrets it a few goofy ahh minutes later*

*takes Nickel with him* *stays with him like the good boy he is*

More is to follow... but the goofy ahh lazy asf author doesn't do their work well at all and just spends the day being horknee sooooooo-

Ok bye