Nickel, teaching Balloon when to kiss a girl: Then she'll part her lips slightly and close her eyes, and that's when you go in for the kill. 

Balloon: *observes*

Nickel: *parts his lips and closes his eyes*

Balloon: *kisses Nickel* 

Nickel: *yelps* Aah! Dude, what are you kissing me for?!

Balloon, panicking and fluttering his arms: I thought- I was reading the signs man! 

Nickel: SO YOU KNOW WHEN TO KISS THE CHICK DUDE!

*they both turn away from each other as they wipe their mouths whilst making a disgusted noise*

Nickel:

Balloon:

Nickel: Well, this is weird.

Balloon: So-

Nickel: Never happened!