Lmaoooo I'm back with the bloopers boiii! Enjoy!

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Nickel: Today, in the studio, we're watching Balloon not pull bitches!

Balloon, laughing: Bitch shut up- *wheeze*

Nickel: *grins*

Me: *clap clap* Get ready everyone, chop chop!

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Balloon: It's not like you'll pull any bitches, Nickel.

Nickel: Well I pulled you, didn't I?

Balloon: STO-

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Nickel: Man it's a real bummer, I thought you were gonna pull some bitches tonight.

Baseball, with big autistic eyes: But I don't wanna pull bitches Nickel,,, *🥺*

Both: ... *burst into roaring laughter*

Me: HLEP- STAHP- *WHEEZEEE*

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Balloon, walking up to Nickel and Baseball: Hey ga- guys- pffttt I wanted to say gays! *starts laughing*

Baseball and Nickel: *join into the laughter*

Me, cry-laughing: I CAN'T WITH YOU GUYS- CUT-

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Nickel: Father when can I be on my oooowwnnn? I got the whole worlddussey!

Baseball and Balloon: *fucking die of laughter* 

Me: THAT MEME IS SO OLD YET SO FUNNY-

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Balloon: I need to ask Nickel something, in private, if that's oka- ppffttt.

Nickel: What's on your dirty mind now Balloon?

Balloon: No it's just- PFFAUUBWAHAHA YOUR FACE HAHHAHAH!

Nickel: What? What's wrong with my face?

Balloon: HOW YOU LOOKED SO- PFFTTT- WHEN YOU JUST ROLLED YOUR EYES-

Nickel: I TRIED TO ACT MOODY BUT I CAN'T WHEN YOU'RE SO UWU SOFT BOY- *🏍️*

Me: CUT!

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Balloon: I wanted to ask if you wanted to be my partner... in the-

Nickel: No.

Balloon: ...WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME NICHOLAS-

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Balloon, in a fancy accent: Nickel Nicolodius Nicholas the 69th, would you like to be my partner for the dance?

Nickel: That's not even almost your line.

Me: Cut-! *wheezes* I can'tttttttt!!! *doubles over from laughter*

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Balloon: -and you know I'm definitely not going with Toilet.

Toilet, getting on screen: WHY NOT,,,? I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEONE TOO! :(((((((((

Me: Cut! Toilet, I'm sorry but you don't belong in this scene.

Toilet: ...WAAAAAAA-

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Nickel: Fine, but NO lovey dovey stuff ok? No cute pet names, no kisses, no "muah muah I love you so much I could eat you" kind of talking, just a dance. We'll keep it simple.

Balloon: No promises Nicky~

Nickel: BITCH-

Me: CUT! *smol wheeze* Y'all are gonna be the death of me *laughs*

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Nickel, comforting a crying Toilet: I'm sure there's someone who wants to dance with you, Toilet. C'mon, Balloon didn't mean it, it's just an act!

Toilet: I-I just *sniffle* want a partner to dance with...

Balloon: I kno, but-

Toilet: *sees MePad enter th room* MPAD! HY MOAD! WANNA DANCE WITH M?

MPAD: Oh, sure! ^^

Toilet: YAAAAAAAA!

*A few seconds later, they find themselves dancing with each other on a song MePad played while Balloon and I stare at them lovingly and Nickel looks unbothered*

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Yin-Yang: *jumps off the table and grabs the disco ball* *they fall, but instead of just falling, they take the disco ball with them*

*The whole fucking electricity goes off*

Yin: Oowww...

Yang: Fuck!

Me: Oh shit, are you guys okay?

Balloon: What happened with the electricity?

OJ: Sorry, the electricity shut down, I'll try to fix it!

Me: Welp, break time it is then. *opens Wattpad*

Balloon: *goes to make out with Nickel*

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Balloon: *hugs Nickel*

Nickel: *tries to act panicked but ends up laughing instead*

Me: Cut! You're supposed to act panicked!

Nickel: I know but- *wheeze*

Me: Let's redo this scene. *laughs*

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Balloon: I've heard Nickel is a great kisser and-

*something shatters in another room*

Paper, from the other room: FUCK!

Nickel: The fuck's going on there?!

OJ: He dropped something! Just keep recording!

Me: Let's do this agaiN-

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Nickel: Why did you say that, dude? Now they're gonna expect us to smoo- ppfftttt hahahaha- sMoOcH- *wheeze*

Balloon: *wheezes too* Fuck you! Ahahahah-

Me, in between laughs: Cut! 

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Soap: Congrats on finding love you two!

Balloon: Uhh yeah we are very much in love! And Nickel's my cutesie wootsie wittle starfire whom I love to death! *snuggles Nickel* *kisses Nickel* Mwah!

Nickel: Stop.

Me: Cut! Ppfftt- cutesie wootsie- *wheezes*

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Nickel: I'm grabbing a cupcake.

Balloon: *does a CupcakKe moan*

Nickel: Your sex jokes are getting weirder and more random as time goes on.

Balloon: *laughs*

Nickel: *laughs too*

Me: *fucking dying behind the camera*

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MePhone: Cat?

Me: Yeah?

MePhone: Why am I the DJ? And where are my cookies?

Me: Oh, if you don't like that I could always set Mic, Fan or OJ as the DJ-

MePhone: No, I mean, why am I the DJ without my cookies? 

Me: Ooohhhh, we can put a plate of cookies near you so you can eat. How's that sound?

MePhone: Sounds good.

Me: Alrighty!

*we shake hands*

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Balloon: *extends hand to Nickel* May I have this dance, my love?

Nickel: No.

Me: *wheeze* Cut! Stick to the script guys!

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Tissues: Don't worry gu- Haahhh... haaahhhhh... HACHOO! *fucking flies through the air and crashes into a wall*

OJ: Oh my god this is the FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK!

Tissues: Sorry, it's my Condishawn!

Me: Are you okay Tissues?

Tissues: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck.

Me: *extends hand*

Tissues: *grabs my hand*

Me: *pulls him out of the wall* Let's redo this scene. Ya ok there Yin-Yang?

Yin-Yang, laying on the ground, broken glass laying around them: *does thumbs up*

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Balloon: AND HERE IT IS, OUR FINAL NIGHT ALIVE, AND AS THE EARTH BURNS TO THE GROUND, OH BOY IT'S YOOOUUUUUUUUUU THAT I LIE WITHHHHHHH!

Nickel: *softly tearing up* You sound like Toad but more beautiful.

Balloon: AS THE AAAATO- WHAT? *🏍️🏍️🏍️🏍️🏍️🏍️🏍️* WHAT THE FAAWWKKKKK- AHAHAH-

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MePad: You guys seem like a very good couple.

Balloon: Hehe yeah and we love making out! Heh-

Nickel: DUDE! *wheezes*

Balloon: *wheezes too*

Me: MY BELLY CAN'T HANDLE ME LAUGHING SO MUCH- AGH- *wheezes*

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Balloon: Nickel, are you jealous?

Nickel: No, why?

Balloon: Cause I consider our fake relationship a lot more meaningful.

Nickel: Wait isn't that an incorrect quote or something?

Balloon: Haha, YES!

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Balloon: Let me show you what I mean. *kisses Nickel*

Nickel: *kisses back*

*They start making out*

Me: Shittin' me Timbers, here we go again. *opens Wattpad adorably*

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Welp that's some bloopers again hehehehehh. Hope y'all enjoyed! Stay tuned for mo