Inspired by testtubesimp2 lmao also it's humanized 

Balloon: Straight hair, straight A's, but I'm a gay bitch!

Nickel: Balloon? What are you doing?

Balloon: Straight path, but not really becausemylifewentintoadepressingtwist-

Nickel: Wha-

Balloon: I make a plan to eat your ass.

Nickel: AYO?!😳 THIS BOOK IS SFW-

Balloon: Head up to your cabin!

Nickel: Dude that's not even the lyrics, stop.

Balloon: I don't black out at parties.

Nickel: STOP THE- oh this is actually the lyrics.

Balloon: I jam to songs from Barnie. *smol wheeze*

Nickel: Never mind.

Balloon: If you ask me how I'm doing, I'll say, well... Hm...

Balloon: I was adopted when I was two, my parents spoiled me rotten, often I ask myself what did I do, to get as far as I've gotten? 

Nickel: Uhh, character development and being a bitch I guess.

Balloon: A pretty boy walks by my locker.

Nickel: *blushes*

Balloon: My heart gives a flutter but I don't dare utter a word...

Nickel: Aww-

Balloon: Cuz that'd be absurd behavior for little Mister Perfect!

Balloon: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-no, I can't risk falling off my throne.

Nickel: Give in for the gay.

Balloon: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love is something I don't even know...

Balloon: Straight hair, straight A's, not straight at all forward!

Nickel: Just sing the lyrics normally, jeez.

Balloon: Straight guy- oh wait. 

Nickel: HA-

Balloon: Little Mister Perfect thaaaat's me!

Nickel: Balloon, please stop.

Balloon: One night, my friend stayed over. We laughed, we drank and ordered. Something about him drew me in...

Nickel: 😏

Balloon: What? It's totally platonic!

Nickel: Suuuree...

Balloon: That night was so exciting, his smirks were so enticing. 

Nickel: *repeatedly raises and drops his eyebrows aggressively (idk how to phrase it*

Balloon: Hours speed by like seconds, then, what happens is iconic!

Balloon: He takes a sip, I bite my lip. He tells a joke, I nearly choke. *choking noises*

Nickel: BALLOON! ARE YOU OK?!

Balloon: *still choking*

Nickel: ARE YOU CHOKING?! ARE YOU CHOKING?!

Balloon: *coughing loudly* *stops choking* He braids my hair and I sit there, blacking out for the first time. (I hc Balloon to have half long hair as a human)

Nickel: Dude if you let me braid your hair it'll be a mess and you'll look like a lesbian alpaca who used to work in a circus afterwards. 

Balloon: Next thing I know, I lose control. I finally kiss him but oh no...

Nickel: MePhone walked in?

Balloon: I see a face in my window-

Nickel: CALL THE POICE THERE IS A STALKER!

Balloon: And my brain starts to go, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-no, you can't risk falling off your throne!

Nickel: 

Balloon: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love is something you don't even know!

Nickel: Self hate amirite?

Balloon: Na-na-na-na-na-na-naa, you can't risk falling off your throne! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LOOOVVEEEEEEEE... you don't even know...

Nickel: Damn that's what I call an espresso depresso.

Balloon: Rewind, induce amnesia... Deny the truth, it's easier...

Nickel: As someone who used to deny I was gay I can say, it's not. 

Balloon: You're just confused, JUSTADMITYOU'REAGAYMOTHERFUCKER! CUZ THERE IS REALLY SOMETHING THERE!

Nickel: Whoa that took a turn!

Balloon: IT'S FUUUCKINGGGG WORTH IITTTTT... TO BE A FUUUUUUUCKIIIINNGGGGGGG.... GAY BIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHH...

Nickel: *WHEEZE* 

Balloon: Pew pow insert happy epic ending with us fucking!

Nickel: BALLOON I SWEAR TO GOD-