*them texting*

Nickel: *sends a pic of a plant with bites out of it* Balloon, Cinnamon keeps eating the plants

Balloon: He's voring the plant lol

Nickel: Dude I'm serious OJ is mad at us 

Balloon: But like, vore

Nickel: Ok who taught you about vore?

Balloon: Yin-Yang

Nickel: Ok where is he? I just wanna talk

Balloon: Nickel wait-

~

*humanized*

Balloon, dancing around in a dress whilst singing: INTO THE UNKNOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!

Nickel, watching him: *soft wheeze*

Balloon: INTO THE UNKNOOOWWWNNN! INTO THE UNKNOOOO- *slips* WHOA-

Nickel: *laughs in motorcycle noises*

~

Nickel, from his and Balloon's room: UGH, BALLOON! GO HARDER!

Balloon: I'M TRYING TO!

Nickel: UGHHH DAMMIT!

Balloon: HNNGGG!

Paper: What is going on in there?

OJ: I have no idea...

*meanwhile in their room*

Balloon: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET A BUCKET STUCK ON YOUR FOOT?!

Nickel: I HAVE NO IDEA! NOW KEEP PULLING-

~

PayJay vs Nickloon

OJ: Paper, if I was a gardener, I'd put our tulips together. 

Paper: Aww!

Nickel: Balloon, if I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Balloon: Gee, thanks.

~

Tea Kettle: So, Nickel, when are you going to get a girlfriend?

Nickel: Never.

Nickel, snuggling Balloon: Because I got a boyfriend.

Tea Kettle: Awwww! :3

~

Nickel: *walks into his and Balloon's room* *sees Balloon watching Teletubbies and crying* Balloon? Why aren't you sleeping? It's 3 am.

Balloon: Oh, just the usual, I can't sleep. :')

Nickel: ...And you decided to watch Teletubbies?

Balloon: Yea...

Nickel: Bruh. 

*they're silent for a while while the soft sounds of the Teletubbies series keep playing*

Nickel: ...Wanna cuddle? It might help you sleep.

Balloon: *turns his phone off* Sure. 

*and then they cuddled ^^*

~

Balloon: I wanna start a cult.

Nickel: A cult? What kind of cult?

Balloon: A gay cult.

Nickel: ...LEMMEJOINNOW-

~

Balloon: Hey Siri, play seasons.

Siri: Here's what I found on the internet for "seasons".

Balloon: COME THE FUCK ON-

Nickel: *wheeeezeeeeeeee*

~

Balloon, slowly opening the door of his and Nickel's room whilst wearing a clown mask: Hello Nickel...

Nickel: Balloon, stop trying to be creepy. It doesn't scare me any- 

Balloon: *turns the light on*

Nickel: *notices the mask* AAH WHAT THE FU-

~

Ok that's it for now lmao