This is the legendary tale of Fort Mioda. Retold by me. Originally told by Derpy_Pika, with execution by me.

Ibuki sat boredly in her bed. She wouldn't be able to play guitar at midnight because of "noise complaints" or something. It was just like the last ten libraries she had been in.

Ibuki looked around her room, sighing. "Ibuki is booooooored~!" She said to herself.

Ibuki rolled around on her bed for no reason.

Ibuki was doing things bored people do.

Ibuki was tempted to play guitar, mostly to piss off Monokuma.

Ibuki was bored. Like, really bored. So bored you wouldn't be able to mentally comprehend how bored she was.

Ibuki made a mini pillow, basically surrounding herself with cushions and calling it Fort Mioda.

Ibuki was still in Fort Mioda though. Having the time of her life as she lowered the drawbridge to let her army loose to battle the evil space cats.

Ibuki fired the imaginary cannons as the mutant crocodiles were blasted away.

Ibuki was now launching her castle into space to fight the alien robot cowboy pirates from Saturn. She felt like this would make a good song. Maybe she could call it, "Dreaming on Acid."

Suddenly, just after the castle lasers had defeated the leader of the alien robot space pirates, Kalop, a mother ship full of lemons possessed by dead old ladies from the future had appeared, so it was up to Ibuki and her elite squadron to take down these villains and to save the galaxy.

It was a raging battle, and, after a malfunction on the mother ship's software, they started jumping through time. Ibuki had to fight off crazy cavemen, medieval soldiers with ten foot long swords, and a futuristic spy team, each equipped with laser guns. She managed to win her battles and returned for the final showdown against the lemons.

Ibuki finally won the war, but then a member of the lemons named Fizzborp told them that the Demon Bananas were telling them what to do, so she needed to go to another galaxy to get to the Planet of Keclork. Once she got there, Ibuki met a species of magical broccoli wizards who were sad because they couldn't fight back against their banana overlords.

Ibuki and what remained of her alien space army teamed up with the broccoli wizards to traverse through the treacherous lands on Hipipi, where they met the swamp chicken of Pugu Island, who joined them on their quest. In a deep dark dungeon ruled by Hexor the evil sixteen legged spider, Ibuki found the Super Mega Ultra Hyper Prefix Sword, the only weapon that could stop the Banana King.

Ibuki and her army had fought against the Banana pawns and had soon reached the King Banana. Using her Super Mega Ultra Hyper Prefix Sword, she slayed the beast in one blow and caused galactic peace in all the cosmos. She used her newfound teleporting powers given to her by the broccoli wizards, who had gotten their powers back, to go home, where she promptly realized that all the while she had been making obnoxiously loud sounds such as "BOOM" "BANG" "STABSTABSTAB" "PCHOO" "KABOOSH" and more.

The next morning, Ibuki was in the cafeteria, happily telling Hiro about how she saved the entire galaxy from King Banana. Byakuya was also listening and complaining about how ridiculous and nonsensical it was, as Ibuki repeatedly told him to shut up, followed by "Let Ibuki have this."

Hiro seemed convinced that the aliens Ibuki defeated were the same aliens that stole his cheeseburger. Byakuya was calling bullshit and Ibuki was calling shut up.

"Ibuki was saving the galaxy from evil bananas and lemons. There were some broccoli wizards and a swamp chicken and robot cowboy pirate aliens too." Ibuki sounded extremely casual as she said this. "Fort Mioda for the win!" Ibuki laughed.

"Ibuki had to fight a sixteen legged spider to get the Super Mega Ultra Hyper Epic Prefix Sword to defeat King Banana!" Ibuki still sounded casual.

Then... the horrible tragedy happened...

The Fall of Fort Mioda

A spotlight shown on Ibuki. She was on a stage, tied to a microphone stand. Suddenly, giant pillow walls came down, surrounding Ibuki on all sides. She sighed, feeling a bit relieved. But then, a Monokuma appears on a cannon and fires a cannon shot at the wall, blowing the wall between the cannon and Ibuki to shreds. A look of tense fear plasters her face as the Monokuma fires two more shots, destroying the walls on either side of her. He then takes aim at Ibuki. She closes her eyes as the cannonball flies at her. After a moment, all that remains of a Fort Mioda is a pile of bloody feathers...

This was a great story, and it was so hilarious the first time it was told.