You know what really bothers me?

When your headphones break so the left ear doesn't have any sound going through it.

IT IS TORTURE.

This is how I think I would've fallen in to despair. If all the headphones one Earth just had their left ears go dead.

I woke up this morning and they were like that. The fuck?

I honestly hate it when this happens. It drives me crazy and annoys me more than any other fucking thing in the universe.

And I really LIKED these headphones.

They had a thin wire that was like Linguini.

Now I want pasta.

You guys like pasta?

I like pasta.

Pasta is great.

I prefer butter over marinara.

Butter is great.

It's great on toast.

I also like toast.

I haven't had toast in a while.

I should have toast for breakfast tomorrow.

Wait, we have no bread.

We should get bread today while we're out getting my hair cut.

I should also get some new headphones while I'm out.

And maybe other stuff if we go to a mall.

But the headphones are most important.

Maybe I should get a wireless pair.

My friend has a wireless pair.

It's pretty sweet.

The wire on my headphones is usually the root of a lot of my anger and problems.

The wire literally gets snagged on everything in the world.

And it hurts my neck when it does that.

My neck got wet yesterday.

Some snow fell and hit the back of my neck while I was going inside.

It was really cold.

Then again, its's winter.

And winter is cold.

I don't like the cold.

I like warmth.

But cold keeps the bugs and bees away.

And I'm terrified of bees.

And warmth means my grandmother drags me out of the house to enjoy the weather.

But I can't write while I'm enjoying the weather.

Though we do have fun though.

My grandmother is a nice person.

Most of my family are nice people.

I feel guilty having a nice family when a lot of my friends have bad families...

Then again, I feel guilty for a lot of things.

I feel guilty for watching both Mean Girls movies.

And enjoying both.

I feel guilty for talking so long.

I'm gonna stop now.

I should go get ready to get my hair cut.

And get new headphones.

And maybe bread.

I like bread.