I cannot begin to tell you how furiously I wrote this after reading the comments thread. I wrote this in an hour, I did not proof read it, but I mean I managed to do it. Here's your pile of steaming hot garbage. @Grimm_kitty_  @kurroscvmslvt  dumb_b1tchand especially @lilboredweeb who learned something new from this atrocity.

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You rung in the new year, literally. At the shrine closest to your apartment that wasn't too crowded, which was lucky since you lived in Tokyo. There were little shrines and shops always crammed in the alleyways everywhere you looked. So what did you wish for on the first shrine visit in 2021? Escape from the pandemic.

Ever since it started, your boyfriend, Kuroo had been letting his long-time friend Bokuto Koutarou stay at your shared apartment. It was fine during the first few weeks of lockdown. You were super stoked that such a big name in volleyball was staying in your home. But of course, as time wore on, you became jaded. Especially when you came to find out that Bokuto was no more than an overgrown child.

After a month of him staying, you woke to find his meaty arm wrapped around your boyfriend's waist. Understandably, you were frustrated and confused. However, Your boyfriend assured you that was just the kind of person Bokuto was. He was an extrovert, he always wanted to be around people, even if those people didn't want to be around him.

After the third month of him staying, he got even more touchy feely. He would wrap his arms around Kuroo as he made breakfast in the morning, offering his lap for you to sit on when he was sprawled out on the couch, running his fingers through your hair when you read, massaging Kuroo's shoulders while he worked. Eventually, these friendly touches became mutual. Without being invited, you curled up next to him on the couch, and you played with his hair and gently massaged his leg when he got a cramp.

Months later, Bokuto finally kissed you. You thought it would never happen, but you were so glad it did. Right there standing in the kitchen, drying the dishes as Kuroo handed them to you, Bokuto captured your lips in a kiss. Nearly dropping your plate, you staggered back and stuttered. To which, both of the men laughed, a joke that you hadn't been let in on, it annoyed you. Of course, that lead to the three of you having a very mature adult conversation about the expectations of the relationship.

Since then, the three of you had been attached by the hip. You cared about the both of them, but you had to admit it was getting old. Any time one of you went out, all of you went out. Grocery store, down to get the mail, to take out the garbage. It never ended.

You had taken your time walking home. The streets of Tokyo were nearly deserted, an alien landscape you had never experinced in all of your time living there. It was enjoyable to be alone for a while. But of course, you were glad when you got home and unravled your scarf to the delicious smell of your favorite meal. Your mouth practically watered.

The two men greeted you when they heard you enter, looking a bit antsy, eyes darting between each other all throughout dinner. Something was fishy, but you weren't going to let whatever childish scheme ruin your meal, it could wait. They cleaned up dinner by themselves, urging you to read a book in the living room while they did so. But how could you possibly concentrate with the two of them whispering in the kitchen behind you?

They spoke loud enough for you to be able to hear and not ignore them, but not loud enough for you to be able to discern whatever it was they were arguing about. How were you ever to be expected to read with all of that going on?

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"I don't know what the two of you are plotting, but I don't like the smell of it." You said, narrowing your eyes at the men after exiting the bathroom in your pajamas. Bokuto, as if on reflex sniffed himself quickly.

"What do you mean, we just took a shower?"

"Yes, the two of you took an incredibly long shower, together, I might add." You crossed your arms. The three of you had never had any issues about doing things with one another, but it was courtesy that all be invited with no hard feelings if someone declined. "What are you up to."

Kuroo and Bokuto got on like a house fire, and in a way, you were the fire extinguisher that kept too much of a good thing from being too much. It was a balance, a system, put in place to keep all parties satisfied. If someone was breaking that balance, well, you sure as hell weren't going to be responsible.

The two of them looked at each other and Kuroo licked his lips hastily before replying. "Do you remember when this first started and we decided that we would all be willing to try new things as long as it was with all three of us?" Of course you remembered, you stayed silent.

"Well, we got something for you." Bokuto said, more excited than nervous. He held out a paper bag to you and you peeked in it before looking back up at the pair with a look of disbelief.

"You have got to be kidding me." You reached your hand in and pulled out a harness and a soft silicone toy, about nine inches long and ribbed.

"You don't have to if you aren't interested, Kou and I have just been thinking about it."

You let out a sigh and set the items on the bed to let your hands free to rub your temples. "And here I was thinking you guys got sick of me." You laughed a bit to yourself and sat on the edge of the bed. "So which one of you wants to go first."

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Sure, you had little to no experience with this sort of thing. You and Kuroo were curious and dabbled a bit before Bokuto moved in, but as a couple that had only been together for a few months prior to the pandemic, you douldn't label yourselves as adventerous.

However, once Bokuto moved in, you explored more, and that meant you had a system. There was nothing you couldn't get online. A bulk box of condoms, plenty of various lubes for any occasion, a mattress protector (a real life saver for when things got messy) and of course, whatever the contraption strapped around your hips was. Yes, you always seemed to be prepared, but when you took a few experimental strides with the strap on on, looking down, you couldn't believe it.

You looked at the two men, who while you were in the bathroom getting ready, had taken their time in undressing and arousing the other. Both men, who still had managed to keep in shape at your apartment complex's gym during quarantine were sprawled in front of you with out a stitch on. It made you feel a little self-conscious, but that melted the moment the two of them snapped up to look at you, eyeing you hungrily.

Bokuto rose off of the bed, leaving Kuroo to stroke himself lazily as he watched Bokuto come over and kiss you, his hands wandering immediately to your hips, fingers snaking under the harness straps and meandering back out as he pushed you towards the bed.

Your knees hit the edge of the bed and you sat, he crawled on top of you, straddling you, his own length brushing against the strap on in your lap, he bucked his hips lightly. Kuroo came up behind you, leaving a trail of hickies from the back of your ear down your spine, the kisses getting longer and hungrier the lower he got.

All the while, one of Kuroo's large hands spanned around the strap on and Bokuto's cock, letting his friend rut as he spread a bit of lube over it.

You moaned into Bokuto's mouth as Kuroo sucked on the sweet spot of your collarbone. In turn, Bokuto sped up, growling almost animalistic as he seemed to near orgasm. Kuroo let go and pulled you away from Bokuto, kissing your mouth that was gasping for breath. You leaned back on him, running your hands through his hair.

It wasn't until you parted that you noticed Bokuto sitting, rather patiently at the head of the bed, waiting for you. "Koutarou, do you want to go first?" You cooed at him, crawling up the bed, abandoning Kuroo behind you.

Instead of being offended, Kuroo pulled the lube off the nightstand with a condom. You pushed Bokuto down on his back and pushed his knees up to his chest. "Good things come to those who wait." You said, Bokuto hooked his arms behind his knees and let your hands explore his ass. Your hands rubbed at his cheeks, giving him a light slap, watching the way his dripping cock sprung at the action. "And I think you have been waiting quite a long time for this." You licked his taint, your lips traveling lower to leave an array of love bites on the globe of his ass.

In the meantime, Kuroo had taken to rolling the condom over the strap on and lubing it up, being the instrumental pillar of support in your evening, you would thank him for that later.

"You look so fucking hot." Bokuto moaned as your tongue dipped in his asshole, tasting lube.

"Aw, so eager, you're all prepped and everything, what would you have done if I had said no?" You chuckled, replacing your tongue with your finger, and then another to see how stretched out he was. You let your fingers glide against his walls, massaging them, kissing Kuroo every now and again, loving the way his erection felt on your back as he held you, hands wandering across your chest Bokuto whined, complaining that he wanted more than just fingers. Finally, you lined yourself up with his hole. "Do you want me inside of you, Koutarou?" You asked, getting into it.

"Yes!" He tried to grind his ass down for friction, you pulled back. "Please."

"Alright then, let me know if it hurts." You slid just the tip in slowly, ever so slowly to let him fully get adjusted. He let out a groan that was a mixture between pleasure and pain. You stopped and waited for Bokuto's breath to even out before pushing more. It was fairly effortless considering the almost overuse of lube that leaked out of Bokuto's ass as you pushed in. You leaned over him, kissing his nose as you bottomed out in him, Bokuto moaned loudly. "You're taking it so well, you like it when I'm inside you like this?" You asked gently.

Bokuto nodded and you slowly pulled out, almost all the way out before slamming back in. And that was as gentle as you got with him. You knew Bokuto and his boundless energy. You loved him for that, but you knew if you didn't tire him out now, there would be endless tounds thereafter.

You let out a sharp cry as you thrust forward, every thrust hit you in a sensitive area, and if you kept it up, well you figured you would end up like Bokuto. His dick looked painfully hard and bounced against his stomach every now and again. His voice became a never ending monas you his his prostate relentlessly.

Kuroo left you to crawl over Bokuto and kiss him deeply, his hand grabbing Bokuto's cock and stroking languidly, thumb pressing over the tip every now and again when it rose to the top. Of course, with all of the stimulation, it didn't take long to send Bokuto over the edge.

Kuroo kept pumping and you kept thrusting as Bokuto came, his cum shot out all over his own stomach and Kuroo's hand until he had no more left and le let his legs go, collapsing flat on the bed.

You grabbed a towel from the side of the bed and wiped down Bokuto's chiseled abdomen and Kuroo sang praises in between kisses to Bokuto's lips. "You did so good, bro, you looked so hot getting fucked like that." You rolled your eyes at their version of sweet talk.

No sooner had Bokuto been lain out from exhaustion, than he sat up straight. "Bro, what about you?"

Kuroo eyed you a bit as you traded out the old condom for a new one and lubed it up, looking skeptically. "I don't think they'll be able to do another round."

It was true enough. You didn't realize how either of the men had the stamina to go for multiple rounds when topping, especially at the pace they went. "Well why don't you just ride?" Bokuto, the man who seemed to share a single braincell with Kuroo, finally spewed something from his mouth that didn't make you groan. Bokuto propped himself up on pillows before gesturing you to sit in his lap, which you did without protest. He was warm and a bit sweaty from the activity, but he still smelled nice. Kuroo gave a look of worry.

"Are you sure?" He asked licking his lips. You nodded your head and held your arms out to him. "Okay." He stuttered a sigh before lining himself up and slowly sinking his hips down. He hadn't been as prepped, so he hissed a little bit as the tip went in initially.

"Take your time, Tetsurou." You soothed, one hand massaging his thig while your lube-covered hand ran its tip around the ring of muscle straining around the strap on. Once he made it to the bottom, he panted, hugging both you and Bokuto as he waited a moment to gather himself.

Eventually, he moved his hips experimentally, moaning the second he did so. And then it was like a switch was flipped, slowly, almost agonizingly, he thrust his hips against yours, his pace getting gradually faster and faster, his voice getting louder and louder. You wrapped your lubed hand lightly around the base of his cock and let Kuroo's motions to all of the work.

Bokuto's chin rested on your shoulder, his eyes trained on the way Kuroo bounced on your fake cock. It was as if he was in a trance.

"Fuck!" Kuroo cried. "Fuck!"

And with a twitch of his cock, he came, splattering all over your chest, stomach and face. He slid off after taking a second to gather himself and flopped on the bed next to you and Bokuto. Bokuto ran his fingers through Kuroo's chronically messy hair and you wiped yourself down with the previously discarded towel.

"What about you?" Kuroo asked as you stood up on your knees, unbuckling the harness and rubbing the slightly aggravated strips of indented skin.

"Tonight was all about you guys." You took the strap on apart and threw the condom into the garbage before taking the towel and wiped the lube that had dribbled out of Kuroo's ass. "You guys always take care of me, I am satisfied that you guys are satisfied."

You threw the towel, missing the hamper by a hair. You shrugged and curled up between the two of them, both of their heads resting on your shoulders as you lounged back against the pillows. You yawned. "Plus, we have plenty time more for that until quarantine is over."

Sure, it wasn't always perfect, and it was nearly always chaotic, but as crazy as they made you, you wouldn't have traded your time with the both of them for anything else.