One Dickhead's Trash

Scene cuts to outside of Nezu and The Gang's house

Ass Might:*places down a picnic table**grab some trash and pours it on the picnic table*

Olivia:*sees Ass Might* oh great at you.

Ass Might: oh hello Olivia! Would you like to buy something at my garage sale?

Olivia:*looks at the "stuff"*... This is nothing but trash. *She picks up an umbrella with holes in it* this is nothing but an old umbrella.

Ass Might: Oh no it's not! It's uhhhh... An antique!

Olivia:*pretending not to know* oh my how much does it cost?

Ass Might: 10 bucks.

Olivia: 10 Bucks?! It's just some dirty old umbrella!

Ass Might: No it's not!! It's uhhhh... It belonged to a queen!

Olivia: what type of Queen?

Ass Might: it belonged to the Queen Victoria.

Olivia: Ass Might you know I'm British and even I known that Queen Victoria did not have an umbrella like that.

Ass Might: Ugh. Fine. Seven bucks.

Olivia: Okay.*she gives him $7 and leaves*

Ass Might: Hehehe. Sucker. 😏

And then ass might looked at the money to see it's only fake Monopoly money

Ass Might:... Damn you Olivia. 😑

And then Inko and Izuku Show up

Izuku: Hi there sir!! 😄

Ass Might: oh hello there Little one! Would you like to see what I got in store today?

Izuku: Oh sure!

Inko: Uhhh... Izuku I don't trust this man one bit. Get away from him now.

Izuku: but he seems like a trustable guy! *Looks at a plunger* hey Mommy look at that!

Inko:*picks up the plunger**observing it* hey this looks like the plunger I threw away yesterday. 🤔

Ass Might: No it's not!! It's uhhhh... A scooper for soup! 😄 It's an antique!

Inko:... Oh come on. I might be stupid sometimes but I'm not "that" stupid. 🙄

Ass Might: okay fine. Whatever.

Izuku:*Gasps* Mommy Look! It's a soda drinking hat!

Ass Might: Oh that... Uhhhh... The person who wore this hat was number one!

Izuku: OH MY GOD!!! MOMMY WE NEED TO GET IT!!!😃

Inko:*sighs* Fine. We're going to get it. How much does it cost?

Ass Might: $200.

Inko: $200?!?! I can literally buy a hat that looks like that for at least a few bucks!

Ass Might: Oh... I guess it's no deal.

Izuku: wait I can get the money for it!! *He runs off*

Ass Might:... Where is he going?

Inko:*sighs* knowing my son he's probably going to get the money somewhere.

3 hours later

Inko:*asleep on the ground*

Izuku: Mommy I'm Back!! 😃

Inko: AHHHH!!! *Sees him* oh. Hey Izuku. Did you manage to get the money?

Izuku: Yep! *Gives Ass Might $200*

Ass Might:*sighs* Okay.*gives him the hat*

Izuku: Yay!! I'm number one! Let's go mommy!

Inko: Alright. Did you get where did you get the money anyway?

Izuku: I murdered Andrew Tate and Hacked his bank account.

Inko:... What?!?

Izuku: Relax nobody's going to miss him. The guy was a sex trafficker after all. 😒

Inko: you know I guess you're right. Come on Izuku.*she grabs his hand*

Izuku: Yay!! *He walks home with his mother*

And then Ass Might looked at them leave and Smirked to look at the $200 he made

Ass Might: hehe. Suckers. 😏

And then a rich man showed up behind him

Rich Man: Hello. Are you Toshi Yagi?

Ass Might: yes... Why?

Rich Man: I'm an extremely rich person and I saw you get rid of that soda drinking hat.

Ass Might:*rolls his eyes* Pfft. So?

Rich Man: well that's a shame. I was willing to give you $500 for that hat.

Ass Might:*shocked* $500?!

And then a rich woman showed up

Rich Woman: he's lying! I'll give you $1,000 for that hat!

Ass Might: $1,000?!?!

And then another Rich Man show

Rich Man #2: I'm willing to give you $5,000 for that hat!!

Ass Might:...

And then one final Rich billionaire showed up

Rich Billionaire: I'll give you a million dollars for that hat!!

Ass Might:... Just stay right there I need to do something real quick!!

And then Ass Might went off

Ass Might POV: I need to get that hat back!!

Meanwhile with Nezu and The Gang

Mr Aizawa:...*drinking tea*... Your thinking Ass Might is probably planning something stupid?

Nezu: Definitely.

Jimmy Kellogg:*sighs* I'll go follow him.*he teleports away*

That's all for now folks!! I hope you like this episode and if you did please give it a vote and a good comment that's all for now folks and Emmanuel out!! :D

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