One Dickhead's Trash
Scene cuts to outside of Nezu and The Gang's house
Ass Might:*places down a picnic table**grab some trash and pours it on the picnic table*
Olivia:*sees Ass Might* oh great at you.
Ass Might: oh hello Olivia! Would you like to buy something at my garage sale?
Olivia:*looks at the "stuff"*... This is nothing but trash. *She picks up an umbrella with holes in it* this is nothing but an old umbrella.
Ass Might: Oh no it's not! It's uhhhh... An antique!
Olivia:*pretending not to know* oh my how much does it cost?
Ass Might: 10 bucks.
Olivia: 10 Bucks?! It's just some dirty old umbrella!
Ass Might: No it's not!! It's uhhhh... It belonged to a queen!
Olivia: what type of Queen?
Ass Might: it belonged to the Queen Victoria.
Olivia: Ass Might you know I'm British and even I known that Queen Victoria did not have an umbrella like that.
Ass Might: Ugh. Fine. Seven bucks.
Olivia: Okay.*she gives him $7 and leaves*
Ass Might: Hehehe. Sucker. 😏
And then ass might looked at the money to see it's only fake Monopoly money
Ass Might:... Damn you Olivia. 😑
And then Inko and Izuku Show up
Izuku: Hi there sir!! 😄
Ass Might: oh hello there Little one! Would you like to see what I got in store today?
Izuku: Oh sure!
Inko: Uhhh... Izuku I don't trust this man one bit. Get away from him now.
Izuku: but he seems like a trustable guy! *Looks at a plunger* hey Mommy look at that!
Inko:*picks up the plunger**observing it* hey this looks like the plunger I threw away yesterday. 🤔
Ass Might: No it's not!! It's uhhhh... A scooper for soup! 😄 It's an antique!
Inko:... Oh come on. I might be stupid sometimes but I'm not "that" stupid. 🙄
Ass Might: okay fine. Whatever.
Izuku:*Gasps* Mommy Look! It's a soda drinking hat!
Ass Might: Oh that... Uhhhh... The person who wore this hat was number one!
Izuku: OH MY GOD!!! MOMMY WE NEED TO GET IT!!!😃
Inko:*sighs* Fine. We're going to get it. How much does it cost?
Ass Might: $200.
Inko: $200?!?! I can literally buy a hat that looks like that for at least a few bucks!
Ass Might: Oh... I guess it's no deal.
Izuku: wait I can get the money for it!! *He runs off*
Ass Might:... Where is he going?
Inko:*sighs* knowing my son he's probably going to get the money somewhere.
3 hours later
Inko:*asleep on the ground*
Izuku: Mommy I'm Back!! 😃
Inko: AHHHH!!! *Sees him* oh. Hey Izuku. Did you manage to get the money?
Izuku: Yep! *Gives Ass Might $200*
Ass Might:*sighs* Okay.*gives him the hat*
Izuku: Yay!! I'm number one! Let's go mommy!
Inko: Alright. Did you get where did you get the money anyway?
Izuku: I murdered Andrew Tate and Hacked his bank account.
Inko:... What?!?
Izuku: Relax nobody's going to miss him. The guy was a sex trafficker after all. 😒
Inko: you know I guess you're right. Come on Izuku.*she grabs his hand*
Izuku: Yay!! *He walks home with his mother*
And then Ass Might looked at them leave and Smirked to look at the $200 he made
Ass Might: hehe. Suckers. 😏
And then a rich man showed up behind him
Rich Man: Hello. Are you Toshi Yagi?
Ass Might: yes... Why?
Rich Man: I'm an extremely rich person and I saw you get rid of that soda drinking hat.
Ass Might:*rolls his eyes* Pfft. So?
Rich Man: well that's a shame. I was willing to give you $500 for that hat.
Ass Might:*shocked* $500?!
And then a rich woman showed up
Rich Woman: he's lying! I'll give you $1,000 for that hat!
Ass Might: $1,000?!?!
And then another Rich Man show
Rich Man #2: I'm willing to give you $5,000 for that hat!!
Ass Might:...
And then one final Rich billionaire showed up
Rich Billionaire: I'll give you a million dollars for that hat!!
Ass Might:... Just stay right there I need to do something real quick!!
And then Ass Might went off
Ass Might POV: I need to get that hat back!!
Meanwhile with Nezu and The Gang
Mr Aizawa:...*drinking tea*... Your thinking Ass Might is probably planning something stupid?
Nezu: Definitely.
Jimmy Kellogg:*sighs* I'll go follow him.*he teleports away*
That's all for now folks!! I hope you like this episode and if you did please give it a vote and a good comment that's all for now folks and Emmanuel out!! :D
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