The McDonald's job and Integration


Scene cuts to Jimmy Kellogg working at McDonald's

Flora Exe:*walks in* Jimmy why are you working at McDonald's?

Jimmy Kellogg: I'm just trying to make money for Mr Aizawa's cancer treatment.

Flora Exe: Oh no! Is he alright?

Jimmy Kellogg: Yeah. He's got stage 2 cancer. It can still be treated.

Flora Exe: well how's Ms Joke doing?

Jimmy Kellogg: I hope Ms joke is doing fine. She's recently pregnant with twins.

Flora Exe: oh. I hope she's doing all right.

Scene cuts to Ms Joke's house

Ms Joke:*in her room crying and eating ice cream*

Olivia:*comforting her* It's okay Ms Joke.

Ms Joke:*having tears and crying hysterically* MY BOYFRIEND IS DYING AND MY BABIES WILL GROW UP WITHOUT DADDY!!! IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT!!! *She continues to cry while eating Ice cream*

Scene cuts back to Jimmy at McDonald's

Jimmy Kellogg:... I'm pretty sure she's doing well-*gets knocked out with a baseball bat*

Inko: Ha! Got em!

Izuku: Mommy are you sure this is a good idea? 😟

Inko: Don't worry Izuku! 😁

Flora Exe: Hey Inko What the fu-*gets knocked out with a baseball bat*

Izuku:... Are you sure Aunt Flora is going to be all right? 😟

Inko: yes she is! 😁

And then Izuku and Inko Drag Jimmy's unconscious body offscreen

2 hours later

Jimmy Kellogg:*Wakes up* Huh?!

Inko:*using a disguised voice* so you finally woke up...

Jimmy Kellogg:...Inko there is no point in disguising your voice if you're not wearing a mask. 😑

Inko, Izuku and Katsuki:*standing in front of him*... 0_0

Inko: good point. But tell us what the secret McDonald's Burger is! 😠

Jimmy Kellogg: No!! I'll never talk! 😤

Izuku:*smirks* we know...

Katsuki:*smirks* But she will...*he reveals an entity mascot*

Jimmy Kellogg:*looks at them horrified* NOOOOOOOO!!!!😱 NOT BEATRICE THE BOOGEYGIRL!!!😰

Izuku:*puts on some merch on Beatrice*

Jimmy Kellogg:*scared* what... What are you doing?! 😟

Izuku:*gets done putting up Ass Might's merch on Beatrice*

Jimmy Kellogg:*horrified* NOOOOOOOO!!!! 😱 BEATRICE WOULD NEVER SUPPORT A CORRUPT HERO!!!!😰

Inko:*takes a photo of it* Hehe. Time to post this on Twitter.  😏

(I'm still not calling it X =_=)

Katsuki:*puts a sign on the entity's neck saying "Fuck the Dark Dimension"*

Inko:*takes a picture*

Jimmy Kellogg:*Horrified* NOOOOOOOO!!!! 😱 BEATRICE IS ALWAYS LOYAL TO DARK DIMENSION!!! 😰

Izuku:*makes Beatrice do a pose that looks like she's going to hit Him** Fakes screams*

Inko:*takes a picture*

Jimmy Kellogg:*Horrified* NOOOOOOOO!!!!! 😱 BEATRICE IS A FRIEND TO ALL OF THE CHILDREN!!!! ENTITIES OR NON ENTITIES!!!! 😰

Izuku:*pulls out a blender and a human heart*

Jimmy Kellogg:*not phased*...

Katsuki:... It's a heart being shredded into a blender.

Jimmy Kellogg:... so?  That's how my meat pies are made.

Inko: okay now you ask for it! 😠 *Rips off Beatrice's fingers*

Jimmy Kellogg:*screaming* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T EAT BEATRICE'S FINGERS!!!!

Inko: Oh yeah?! 😏 *Bites the finger and it really has a hard skeleton*

Inko:...*trying to bite through it*... Wow. Boogeymen skeletons are tough. 0_0

Jimmy Kellogg: OKAY OKAY I'LL TALK!!! There's a secret McDonald's Burger that can be accessed but you must eat every single burger from a McDonald's menu from every single McDonald restaurants in the dark dimension!

Inko: huh. That seems easy.

Jimmy Kellogg:*grins* in under an hour.

Inko, Izuku and Katsuki:... Oh. 0_0

Inko: Let's get going! *She runs out*

Katsuki:... Are you sure That Inko can eat at every McDonald's restaurant in the dark dimension in under 2 hours?

Izuku: my mom literally eats 500 million Big Macs in one sitting every day. I'm pretty sure she can eat that much McDonald's.

Katsuki and Izuku:*they both follow her*

Jimmy Kellogg:*manages to free himself and teleports away*

Beatrice The Boogeygirl:...*still tied up*... Is anybody gonna free me? 😟

And before you guys start asking questions just listen.

1. This is a UA Moms version of Inko. But it's not Canon to The UA Moms.

2. Izuku and Katsuki are both kids.

3. Inko is not married to Ass Might.

4. Inko has a twisted yet caring side to Izuku.

5. THE UA MOMS ARE BACK BABY!!!!... Well in this version.

That's all for now folks!! I hope you like this episode and if you did please give it a vote and a good comment that's all for now folks and Emmanuel out!! :D

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