A bit of tongue in cheek silliness to celebrate Australia Day ;)))

Sung to the tune of 'I've Been Everywhere, Man'

We've got everything, man. 

We've got everything, man. 

You haven't been to Cannes, man? 

I've gotta a spare divan, man. 

Come over, it's a game plan, 

Coz we've got everything.

We've got: 

Sunshine, beaches, bonza breaks, beaut sheilas, 

brumbies, bunyips, kelpies and blue healers, 

Aerogard, sticky flies, dinky di barbeques,  

cork-hats, slipslopslap, mozzies, Aussie Rules, 

blue bottles, lilos, heapsa sharks, beach cricket, 

Blundstones, Drizabones, Akubras, that's the ticket.

We've got everything, Jan. 

We've got everything, Jan. 

Plonk yer bum in that rattan, 

just ignore the black and tan*. *black and tan Kelpie -dog  

there's no way I'd try to scam, 

we've got everything.

Oh, we've got: 

Vegemite, cask wine, meat pies, pavlova, 

cheese cake, Cherry Ripes, Chicos, Iced VoVos,  

Fantales, Minties, Tim Tams, Anzac Bickies,  

Wagon Wheels, Red Skins, Burger Rings, Shapes 'n' Twisties, 

Lamingtons, Coon cheese, SPC, Chocolate Ripples, 

Milo - yum-o! Fruit Loops and Fruit Tingles.

We've got everything, Dan. 

We've got everything, Dan. 

Hitch a ride or hire a van, 

surf, relax, work on your tan, 

come over once, you'll be a fan, 

we've got everything.

We've got: 

King parrots, black swans, red backs, cassowaries 

emus, rosellas, bilbies, crested cockies, 

goannas, echidnas, crocodiles, platypi,  

frilly lizards, spotty Quolls, blue ringed octopi  

wombats, wallabies, bandicoots, Ring Tail possums 

koalas, Tassie Devils, I think I got the lot in.

We've got everything, Fran. 

Everything you'd want, Fran. 

Sandy desserts, salt pans, 

stay there with a caravan 

or train it on the fancy Ghan, 

we've have got everything.

We've got: 

Uluru, Kakadu, Taronga Zoo, Twelve Apostles, 

Gold Coast, Sea World, Dreamworld, Warner Brothers, 

Healesville, Manly, Bondi, Perth City,  

Sovereign Hill, Luna Park, Barossa, Puffin' Billy, 

Blue Mountains, Opera House, Harbour Bridge, green ferries, 

grouse Towers, Gold Fields and of course, Melbourne City.

We've got everything, Hans. 

We've got everything, Hans. 

Rearrange yer travel plans, 

reschedule yer wedding banns, 

Nicole, Kylie, Steak Dianne 

we've got everything.

We've got: 

Jackman, Bana, Gibson, Nicki Kidman, 

Blanchett, Hemsworth, Hogan, Baz Luhrmann, 

Russell, Geoffrey, Brian, Hugo Weaving, 

Guy Pearce, Rose Byrne, Collette, Jacki Weaver, 

Baker, Ellis, Wenham, Ben Mendelsohn, 

Cornish, Thompson, don't forget Joel Edgerton.

We've got everything, Suzanne. 

We've got everything, Suzanne. 

Forget about your Pakistan, 

Sudan, Japan or Kazakhstan. 

Roasted lamb, yams, pecans - 

we've got everything.

We've got: 

ghost gums, waratahs, wattles, rabbit fences, 

Snowies, Outback, Aussie Bight, Map of Tassie 

Cobbers, diggers, dinky-di and fair dinkum, 

bogons, ockers, Clive James, Kath and Kim, 

Neighbours, Prisoner, AC/DC, ev'ry wonder, 

Goodrem, Donovan, Imbruglia, all down under.

We've got everything, mate. 

We've got everything, mate. 

You haven't been to Cannes, mate? 

I've gotta a spare divan, man. 

Come over, it's a game plan, 

Coz we're Ozstrayan, mate! ;)))