Inside the Avengers Tower, Thomas and Sam are playing Xtreme Xcape.

Thomas: Hm. Hm. I'm going to get to the bottom before you.

Sam: Yeah, right.

Thomas: I bet you can't shoot that barrel.

Sam: Oh, yeah?

Sam shoots the barrel, unaware that it will do more harm than good. It explodes, and he ends up losing a life.

Sam: Aw, what?!

Thomas: (Laughs) Don't shoot the barrels, man. I bet you can't get that power-up.

Sam gets the "power-up", but it turns out that Thomas tricked him again.

Sam: Aw, that's bull!

Thomas: (Laughs) I can't believe you did that! I was kidding, that slows you down! Check out my dude. I'm glad I picked the dude with the more aerodynamic hairstyle.

Sam: THAT'S IT!!!!! PAUSE THE GAME!!!

Thomas pauses the game.

Sam: My dude's hairstyle is awesome, and I can kick your butt at this game!

Thomas: You sound pretty confident. Care to wager on that?

Sam: Yeah. If I win, you have to get your player's stupid haircut for a week. (Which is blonde)

Thomas: And if I win, you have to get your player's "awesome" haircut. (Which is an afro)

Sam: Fine, but you better not back down when I win, though.

Thomas: Of course, dude, I never back out of a bet.

Sam: Hm. Hm. We'll see about that.

Sam goes AHHH and AUGH as he falls on the couch dramatically.

Thomas: What are you doing?

Sam: I'm dying, dude!

Thomas: Get up, man.

Sam: No, seriously, man! My stomach is crazy dry right now! I must be dehydrated!

Thomas: Ughh, what do you need?

Sam: I need water.

Thomas: Ugh. I can't believe how lame you are sometimes.

Thomas walks into the kitchen to make Sam some water.

Sam: Thanks, man.

Sam gets up when Thomas is busy. He unplugs Thomas' controller and says, "Don't forget to put ice in it." He then proceeds to put a sock over the plug to make it look like it's still plugged in.

Thomas: Here's your water, you baby.

Sam drinks his water.

Sam: Thanks, man. Now that my stomach isn't dry anymore, I'm definitely going to beat you.

Thomas: Hm. Hm. I highly doubt it.

Sam: Okay, I'll just un-pause it.

The game starts back up. Sam's character easily moves through the level, while Thomas notices he's not able to move his character.

Thomas: What the heck?!

Thomas throws a sock and finds his controller unplugged.

Thomas: C'MON! HUH?!

He quickly tries to plug his controller back in but Sam wins.

Sam: OHHHHHH! In your face! You're gonna have to go blonde you LOSER!

Thomas: Sam! You didn't cheat, did you?

Sam: What? No! I never cheat on a bet. Now back to what I was saying before you interrupted me, In your face! You gotta go blonde you LOSER! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Meanwhile, at Hudson Yards...

Sam: Oh, My, BLONDE! (Cracks up hysterically)

Thomas has now got a blonde hairstyle.

Sam: Ohh, that's it. I'm gonna start calling you "Thomas Blondie Parker". How many Blondie Parkers does it take to order a cheeseburger? Just one. YOU! (Laughs hysterically)

Torunn walks in with Wanda and Ava. Clearly, they're just shopping for clothes.

Ava: Hey, Sam.

Torunn: Who's your friend?

Thomas: Uh, hey girls.

Ava: Wait, Thomas. Is that you?

Wanda: What happened to your hair?

Thomas: I don't want to talk about it.

Torunn: [Giggles] Well, I must admit, you look adorable in blonde.

Thomas blushes as Torunn kisses him on the cheek.

Torunn: See you at home, Tiger.[leaves with the girls]

Sam: Oh, man! Who knew winning a bet would be this hilarious? I gotta use it. (Gets up from his seat) Keep an eye on my soda, blondie.

Thomas: [deadpan] Jerk.

In the restroom, Sam washed his hands.

Sam: Ahhh, it feels good to be the champ. Yet...I can't help but feel bad, somehow. Meh.

Exits the bathroom to see Thomas is gone.

Sam (continued): Huh? He ditched me?!

Thomas and five other blondes laugh.

Sam: Hmm.

Butt-chin Blonde: Your friend was bashing you pretty hard there.

Asian Blonde: Dumb jokes about your hair?

Thomas: Yeah.

Butt-chin Blonde: Yeah, we've heard them all.

Asian Blonde: Normal hairs are always jealous of our style. And you my friend, have style.

Thomas: Really?

Blonde: Yeah, man. You should hang out with us.

Sam: (Walks toward the blonde group) Hey Parker, who were these guys?

Blonde: Oh, sorry man. We don't talk to normal hairs.

Sam: Hm, hm. That's too bad, 'cause I've got a really funny joke for ya. How do you confuse a Blonde?

The Blonde group is silent.

Sam: You don't. They're born that way! OOOOOOOOHHHHH!

Blonde: Hm, that was pretty good. Here's a joke for you. What's black and blue, and lying in a ditch?

Sam: Uh, what?

Blonde: [threatening] You, if you don't take that back right now.

Sam: (screams) Easy, dude!

Blonde: (Laughs) I'm just yanking your chain, man. It's cool.

Sam: Huh?

Thomas: (Laughs) OOOOOOOOHHHHH-.

Black Blonde: (Puts hand on Thomas's shoulder) Uh. He's had enough.

Sam: (In defeat) Hm.

Back at the Avengers Tower, Thomas and Sam are in the training simulation room.

Sam: Hey, why did the Blonde jump over the clock? (Giggles) Excuse me. So he can get some overtime!

Sam laughs obnoxiously, snorts, and walks over to Thomas

Sam (continued): You know, because you're dumb. (Punches Thomas's arm playfully) Anyway, you wanna hang out?

Thomas: Nah, I'm gonna go hang out with the blondes.

Sam: Again? What do you do with those guys, anyway?

Thomas: We play video games, watch movies, eat tacos, y'know, cool stuff.

Sam: We do those things all the time and go on missions. You should stay here.

Thomas: And risk being made fun of? No thanks. See, the guys tell me the follically normative environment of this park is way too (Quotes) blonde hostile. Besides, the blondes are cool.

Thomas and Sam arrived down at the sidewalk.

Sam: But, but Thomas!

The blonde group pulls up next to Thomas and Sam.

Blonde: Hey, come on Tommy.

Thomas: (Runs towards the van) Hey guys.

Sam: (Runs after Thomas) Parker! You don't have to go.

Thomas: Oh, yes I do! I'm a blonde now, so I gotta hang out with these guys. See you later, dude.

He closes the door, and the van pulls away.

Sam: (Runs after van) Thomas, wait!

Sam runs up to Tony in his lab.

Sam: Tony, Tony! I need your advice.

Tony: Let me guess: you cheated on a bet.

Sam: How did you know?

Tony: I can tell by the shame in your eyes.

Sam: It's true; I cheated on a bet and now Thomas has a weird haircut and he's hanging out with all these creepy dudes and-.

Tony: San, you should have the courage to tell Thomas you cheated. Even though he'll be upset at first, Thomas will respect your honesty.

Sam: Yeah. I was with you until the honesty and courage part. Is there any way I can get off scot-free?

Tony: Wait, you're not taking my advice?

Sam: I got it! I'll just call the bet off.

Tony: (Laughs mockingly) Call the bet off. Okay. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Sam enters Thomas's bedroom to see Thomas packing clothing away.

Sam: Thomas, I wanna call off the bet.

Thomas: What? No way. I never back out of a bet, remember?

Sam: Forget about the bet. We can go back to you being Thomas instead of being a blonde.

Thomas: To be honest, I kind of like being a blonde now. Without this bet, I never would've been able to make such cool friends. Well, thanks again, man.

They Walk out of the room.

Sam: Where are you going?

Thomas: Oh, the blondes are going to let me move in until the bet is over.

Sam: What!? (Walks out of room) No, that wasn't a part of the bet!

Thomas: Dude, chill! It's only going to be until the end of the week. I don't know what your problem is.

Sam starts to feel guilty about it and Thomas web swings away. Sam followed him through the air.

Sam: Thomas! Wait, Thomas! I have something to tell you!

Montage of Thomas and the blondes hanging out with Sam following them.

In the evening, Thomas and the blondes jog home.

Thomas and the Blondes: Hut hut hut hut hut!

Blonde: Hoo! Alright, great fun run, gang. Let's go play some video games.

Thomas: I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.

Thomas cracks his knuckles.

Blonde: Okay.

Then, he cracks his back as the other blondes jog away.

Sam: (Runs up to Thomas) Thomas!

Thomas: Huh?

Sam: I've been trying to talk to you all day, but those blonde creeps keep cutting me off!

Thomas: Now I know you're trying to be nice and call off the bet, but the truth is, you've got skills, and you got me. You got me good.

Sam: No, Thomas, the truth is you don't have to do the bet 'cause I chea- chea- Chee- chea- chea- Chee- EEOH! Wow, bless me.

Thomas: That was the weirdest sneeze I've ever heard. Well, it was good to catch up, but I better be going. I'm gonna be late for my secret club initiation.

Sam: Initiation?

Thomas: Yeah, apparently you get a cool ring for joining. In fact, there's only one more thing I have to do before becoming a member.

Thomas starts walking forward with arms out.

Sam: Uhh, what's that?

Sam walks backward nervously and looks up to see two other blondes standing right behind him.

Sam (continued): Thomas, what's going on?

Thomas: I need to blonde an outsider.

Sam: Bl- bl- blo-.

Blonde bags Sam. Then Sam wakes up hanging upside down. A large group of blondes is seen standing around him.

Sam: Huh? Thomas, what's going on?

Thomas: We're preparing for the blondening.

Sam: The what?

Blonde: Brother Thomas Parker. You have made a pact with the order of the blondes. Here's a cool ring to show that you're a member of our cool club. (Puts ring on Thomas's finger) Now you know what has to be done. Blonde the normal hair. To death.

The floor opens to reveal bubbling peroxide.

Sam: (Screams) Thomas, don't do this!

Thomas: I have to. I gotta take the good with the bad. A bet is a bet. Plus this ring is cool, man.

Sam moans in response. Thomas then pulls a lever, which slowly begins lowering Sam towards the peroxide.

Thomas: Goodbye, Sam. Thank you for helping me to realize my true self.

Sam: (Pants) No! Thomas! You don't have to do this! You don't have to be a blonde! The bet isn't even real! Because... I cheated! I cheated on the video game! I'm sorry!

Thomas stops the lever so that Sam is just above the peroxide.

Thomas: That's all I needed to hear.

Thomas smirks as he pulls off a blonde wig.

Sam: Huh?

Thomas: I knew you cheated, dude. I was just waiting for you to come clean to teach you a lesson.

Sam: Oh, so these blondes are all just wearing wigs to teach me a lesson, too?

Thomas: Uh, no. They're an evil secret club and I know we have powers but we're outnumbered. We should probably run for our lives now.

Thomas and Sam run away as the blondes start chasing after them.

Blondes: Get them!

They shoot laser beams from their rings.

Sam: What the heck, dude? Do those things shoot lasers?

Thomas: Yeah. I stole some of them. Here.

Thomas gave Sam a laser ring.

Sam: You stole it? You are mother's son.[puts the ring on his finger]

Thomas: You know it.

The blondes shoot more beams from rings. The two young heroes hide behind a pole. Thomas and Sam shoot back with their rings. They then continue to run as they shoot laser beams from his ring. A Cyclops[A/N: Not from X-Men] blonde reveals himself, which also reveals that he has ten rings. Thomas and Sam scream as he shoots at them. They run into a room with barrels of hydrogen peroxide.

Thomas and Sam: Woah.

Thomas: Dude, peroxide?

Sam: These guys aren't even real blondes!

Sam suddenly notices something.

Sam: Look, an elevator!

Thomas and Sam run towards the elevator.

Cyclops[A/N: Not from X-Men]: Kill them. And take the sacred ring from the outsider.

He shoots beams at Thomas and Sam.

Sam: Cover me!

Thomas shoots at the blondes and knocks over some barrels.

Sam: Dude, what are you doing? Don't shoot the barrels!

Thomas: I'm not! They want their ring back-

Thomas switches the rings from laser mode to self-destruct mode and puts them on the floor.

Thomas (continued): -I'm gonna give it to them.

(Elevator dings)

Thomas: (Pressing buttons frantically) C'mon, c'mon!

The elevator dings and closes. The blondes pound on the elevator door. The rings begin to increasingly beep faster.

Cyclops: Oh man, that's not good.[A/N: Again! Not from X-Men!]

The rings explode, causing the mansion to cave. The elevator flies out and the doors open. Cut to Thomas and Sam being patched up and many police cars and ambulances parked outside the mansion.

Sam: Well, Thomas, I've learned my lesson.

Thomas: Oh, yeah?

Sam: Yeah, it's not cool to cheat on bets. And though my physical wounds are minor, this lesson will psychologically scar me for years to come.

Thomas: So no cheating, huh? Would you care to wager on that? (Jokingly pulls out blonde hair dye)

Thomas and Sam laugh. After a few seconds, however, Sam turns to Thomas, and with a serious expression on his face, says...

Sam: No.

The End