Lance: I am too scared to climb a tree.
Macy: (slaps Lance's butt) GO ON, LAZY PANTS! EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR YA!
Lance: (gulps) here goes. (Takes another step) (Tumbles) Woah !!!!!
Knights: (behind Lance) AHHHHH!!!!! (Tumbles too)
Everyone: (stunned) Lance, you're a butt face, (or   (Insert unappropiate and insulting word       )