Straight Gay Friend

This song was written by ; Alex Lewis of buzzfeed ! His YouTube is ; i8athumbtack

Davey and His girlfriend had broken up and there was a ton of unsolved angry between then .

Davey walked into the club where he and his band would be playing .

Jack Kelly and the Jammin Paper Boys .

"Hey Jack ...." Davey said sighing .

"Sup .... You ready to preform tonight ?"

"Sure "

"Come on it's gonna be great ! We're finally gonna be doing your song !"

"Woo !" Davey said sarcastically.

They all walked on stage and in the front row Davey said Katherine and Clara .

True Katherine was jacks girlfriend, and Katherine and Clara were writing an article for the university paper .

They began all their set .
Race on the drums , Romeo on the keyboard. Specs on the sax , Jack on the bass and electric guitar. And Davey on electric guitar as well .

"Okay , everybody .... We're gonna do a special song tonight .... This was written by our very own electric guitarist, Davey Jacobs ! This was written for a friend of his ... This is ; Lets Just be Friends" Jack said .

All the girls in the audience cheered for Jack. When he winked at Katherine she blushed and all the girls thought it was for them but Katherine knew it was for her ..... Even if girls threw their bras on stage to Jack .

Davey stood in front of the microphone and played the first cord . "Ready. "

"1,2,1,2,3,4" race said banging the drum sticks together to start .

The guys began to play and all the girls in the audience swooned over Jack ..... One threw her underwear to him which made Clara have to hold Katherine down .

Davey began to sing and everyone cheered .

"You call me up on the phone and ask me to come over and cuddle
I think you must want me or else you'd be a little more subtle
We go into your room
Get in your bed
My lap is where you decide to rest your head
And just as I'm about to make my move you say

You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
You're closer to me than the rest of those men
Too sweet to try to get in my pants
I appreciate you not trying to advance
And I say don't mention it I'm here for you
But the subtext is damn it my balls are blue
I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
Another let's just be friends!

Well I'm out at the bar and I see her standing there (Dude she is so freakin' hot)
She walks up to me and runs her fingers through my hair (Aw yeah!)
We drive back to her place
She says take off your shirt
I'm gonna change out of this tiny skirt
So it doesn't get dirty, then what's that I see in your hand
It's a can of paint and a roller too
She said you seem like such a nice guy so here's what we'll do
We'll paint my room watch Will and Grace on TV
Just like when it was my brother and me

You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
You're closer to me than the rest of those men
You're cute and nonthreatening and nice to me
Thanks for being that way baby
I say don't worry about it that's nice of you to say
But In my mind we're doing it ten different ways
I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
Another lets just be friends

What you girls don't understand

Is that guys like me we've got enough friends

And it fills me up with so much spite
When you talk about the douchebag you were with last night

I'm finally doing it right with this awesome hotty
She says sweet words to me and is feeling all over my body

When we wake up from that crazy night
I look at you and realize my eyes were not right
That beer made my brain lie she's a big old cow
And when she tries to make a move right now

I say Let's just be friends let's just be friends
I know it felt like that night would never end
But you seem so nice don't want ruin it with sex
I gotta go now but I'll give you a text
I run for the hills and can't help but feel hexed
And you ladies out there really got me vexed
I'm gonna staple a sign to my face that says
I've got no interest in being your friend (Being your friend!)" the song ended and everyone clapped .

They finished their set and Katherine and Clara walked over to the guys .

Jack pulled Katherine into a deep kiss and she told him to drop the girls underwear and bras . He did and they kissed some more .

"Wow , Davey I'm so sorry you went through that " Clara said to him .

"Thanks "

"If you ever wanna be my boyfriend give me a call sometime" Clara said and handed him her number ....

Davey blushed and Katherine and Clara walked back to their table .

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