*News Intro Plays*

Miku: Good day, everyone! This is News 39 bringing you all sorts of randomness.

Shin: Your host will be me; Shingin Kazuya...

Miku: ...and me Hatsune Miku!

*Miku takes script*

Miku: Ehem! "Shin, I love you..."

Shin: Umm... Miku?

Miku: "I hope you'll never leave my side and..." wait a minute... This is not the script!

*Miku takes a closer look at the paper and blushes*

Shin: What is it?

Miku: I-It's n-nothing! <mumble> Why is my confession script here..?

Shin: Wait for a moment, we're dealing with technical issues in the moment.

*30 minutes later*

*Show restarts*

Miku: Ehem, sorry for the difficulties that happened.

Shin: Apparently, Miku brought the wrong script.

Miku: I-It's not my fault! <mumble> I just happened to switch the confession script with the news script...

Shin: You sound a lot like a tsundere now.

Miku: I'm not a tsundere!

Shin: Yeah, definitely tsun-tsun.

Miku: Why you..! <sigh> This is going nowhere... Ehem, for the topic we're about to discuss now, is about the ending of Shin's book; "Love In A Parallel World". What are your thoughts about it?

Shin: Well, my honest opinion are, the book ended with a smile. I managed to realise the people's wish by murdering the **** out of Seth.

Miku: But when I saw you working out the plots, you were slightly disappointed at a few chapters.

Shin: Wait. Why am I being questioned? Aren't I the host too?

Miku: Huh? Haven't I told you you're not the host for the first news?

Shin: No, you did not!

Miku: Is that so? Nevertheless, I sent out a few requests for replacing you for the moment.

Shin: Really? I wonder who it-

Neptune: AH! Found you, author!

Shin: Neptune?

Neptune: Don't you "Neptune?" me!

*Neptune stomps towards Shin*

Neptune: Why aren't I the main protagonist in your book?!

Shin: Huh? Why not?

Neptune: Don't assume I don't know you mister! According to your Wattpad account, your favourite waifus are the teal haired diva...

Miku: <blushes>

Neptune: ...and that loner!

*Noire sneezes in Lastation*

Shin: So?

Neptune: Are you dense?! That just proves you like that loner more than me!

Shin: Are you jealous?

Neptune: Me? Jealous? Please! It's not right for the protagonist to be jealous.

Miku: Umm, you two...

Shin: Look Neptune, you're great in a few aspects but to be honest with you, I prefer your HDD form.

Neptune: If that's how you want it...

Shin: I seriously have no idea what are you doing...

Neptune: You'll figure it out soon... Very soon...

Shin: You're acting scary...

Neptune: Oh, Sadie~

Shin: Sadie? Oh ****!

*Shin tries to run away but failed when Sadie used a whip to catch Shin's leg*

Plutia(HDD): So this is the naughty boy~

Shin: <whisper> Spare me, spare me, spare me...

Plutia(HDD): A friendly reminder to you Shin, I don't spare anyone who hurts my friends~

Shin: Ah, great...

Plutia(HDD): You, with the teal haired girl over there.

Miku: Y-Yes!

Plutia(HDD): You might want to do this shooting somewhere else. This is going to reach 18+.

Miku: Y-Yes ma'am!

*Miku goes out of the station*

Plutia(HDD): Well then, any last words Shin~?

Shin: None.

Plutia(HDD): Prepare yourself!

*Back to Miku as Shin screams in agony*

Miku: The Neptunia girls sure are scary... Please stay tuned for more randomness and thank you for watching!

*News ends*