"OH MY GOD ANGEL!"

Yep. Like always. I'm trying to sleep in, but someone had to piss off Vaggie. So, I got out of my bed, walked to the source of the yelling and stand right behind Vaggie.

"WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE?!"

Angel was going to tell, but didn't since he's staring at me.

"What are you lookin-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Vaggie turned around to see me in nothing, but my boxers and I wasn't happy.

"Um."

"You promised Vaggie."

"I know. I'm sorry."

I used my powers to get dressed and walked over to my friend.

"So, Ang. What did you do this time?"

Angel started to tell how he got the black eye when Husk, Niffty and my older brother, Alastor walked in all tired. Same.

"That's how I got the black eye."

"Um Angel?"

"Yes Al."

"Did some guy's dick hit you in the face?"

"Alastor!"

Both Al and I started laughing out asses off.

"Oh! Fuck you two!"

"No can do Ang."

"Find someone else to do it."

With that Angel storms out.

"Okay guys. I need to go."

"But brother you didn't eat breakfast yet."

"Al."

"Alright."

Everyone, but Al and Ang doesn't know that I work for Lucifer himself. Ever heard of the Creepypastas before? If you have I hunt them down and drag them to hell since they can't truly die. The fuckers are hard to find, but Big-L pays me pretty well though.

I bumped into someone and fell on my ass.

"Oh shit!"

"WATCH IT!"

I quickly got up and looked who I bumped into.

"Sorry about that. I didn't see you ther-"

There standing before me is the most beautiful demon I have laid my eyes on. I couldn't move, I can't feel a thing. It's like a dream, a dream that has lived in this nightmare and I didn't want it to end.

"Hello? Are you ssssemi-brain dead?"

The way of his hissing mixed with his words are perfect.

"Well, fuck you! I need to go!"

I watched him slithered away. Once he was gone I regained everything and I'm back to living on this nightmare called everyday in Hell.