"FUCK OFF!"

"Make me~"

You musssst be wondering. Who am I. My name issss SSSSir Pentioussss Jr or SSSSlick. Yessss, I'm the sssson of that joke ssssnake demon named SSSSir Pentioussss.

Right now I'm fighting Angel Dusssst for making fun of how I look. The nerve of ssssome people! I won't let thissss fuck boy walk all over me.

"What's wrong scar boy?~"

That'ssss it! I punched the fucker ssssquare in the face which knocked him to the ground.

"That'ssss for mocking me!"

I sssslithered away. I got home witho- I ssssaw my father and he wassss pissssed. I know at thissss point and went to my room. But atleasssst I got my egg brotherssss to cheer me up.

"I wish he shoots me with his ray gun."

I giggled at 23 for being weird assss ussssual, but I do wissssh I can leave thissss place for good. That'ssss a hopelessss demon'ssss dreamssss.

"I wissssh I can find one heavenly thing down here. Pleasssse fate let thissss wissssh come true one day."

When I wassss done cleaning up, I sssslithered into the kitchen where my father issss. Great.

"SSSSo? I heard you punched that famoussss porn sssstar, Angel Dusssst. Did you punched him?"

"Yessss father. I did punched him in the face."

"Great job my boy! Your one sssstep closssser to being truly assss evil assss me!"

And from there he sssstartssss to rant about a battle with the Radio demon and have me besssside him. I know I already failed him once, but I won't thissss time. I better learn more about Alasssstor the Radio demon.

"Okay father. I'll be out for awhile."

"Alright."

SSSSo, thissss issss the sssstart of the downfall of the Radio demon, Alasssstor.