3/4 1:04pm
jersey bois

slomo king:
FIVE DAYS

edgar allen HOE:
FIVE DAYS

robo the hobo:
we can finally have our lonely threesome

#2 kai kisser:
y'all nasty

edgar allen HOE:
i nominate robert to be the 2nd to get kicked out

CEO of kissing the boys:
vetoed

robo the hobo:
kairi loves me more than you aloe vera 🔫🐸

kais boyyyyfriend:
and he loves me more than you bobert the fifth

robo the hobo:
how dare you

edgar allen HOE:
actually kairi loves george the most

slomo king:
I think you mean Gorgeous George™️

kais boyyyyfriend:
bull. he doesnt even have his number

#2 kai kisser:
hmm i wonder why that is 🤔

CEO of kissing the boys:
...actually

kais boyyyyfriend:
how?!

CEO of kissing the boys:
alyssa added me to her gc and george is in it

edgar allen HOE:
HAH fucking rip to mattia ig

robo the hobo:
told you he loves me more!

#2 kai kisser:
kairi and Gorgeous George™️ forever

slomo king:
Gorgeous George™️ and Pretty Alyssa™️

CEO of kissing the boys:
u right u right

kais boyyyyfriend:
tHE DISRESPECT

#2 kai kisser:
ur mans a player

if only there was SOME WAY to take him off the market

edgar allen HOE:
wait three more weeks though bc i still wanna win the bet

robo the hobo:
at this rate i'm definitely going to win

it's one step forward two steps back with these two :,)

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gucci hoes

kairi:
the boys are bullying me so imma stick with yall

pretty alyssa:
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME

breathtaking bella:
THIS IS HOW THE GIRLS TURN UP?

smexy megan:
HMM THEN IMMA STICK WITH THE GIRLS

kairi:
periyat 😤

gorgeous george:
I'm gonna assume that it's another TikTok thing

kairi:
i cant believe you dont have tiktok

where are u getting ur Memes™️

gorgeous george:
Instagram

smexy megan:
💀💀💀

pretty alyssa:
Anyway kai-bear, whatcha being bullied for this time?

kairi:
mattia not asking me outtt

breathtaking bella:
honestly i dont know you two very well but from what ive been told that boy needs to do something QUICK

smexy megan:
FACTS kairi is a whole Snacc and mattia is out there taking his sweet time in wooing him

pretty alyssa:
RIGHT? Like Kairi if you weren't gay boo, I'd 100% take you up on ur proposal

kairi:
ty 🥺🥺

breathtaking bella:
everyone would date kairi in a heartbeat tho i mean-

smexy megan:
i'd like to thank alyssa for sending us ur instagram so we could have unrealistic expectations on how guys should look 🤧

gorgeous george:
I'd like to thank Alyssa for dragging me over to meet a very cute boy that she just met and already loves

pretty alyssa:
He has that effect on people and we all know it

smexy megan:
WE SURE DO 😩✊

gorgeous george:
✊

breathtaking bella:
✊

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jersey trio💦

#2 kai kisser:
kairi and kairi's not-boyfriend lets do something

kais boyyyyfriend:
ogey but can you read? it says boyfriend right in the NAME 😤

#2 kai kisser:
ogey but can you grow a pair? we've all been waiting

kais boyyyyfriend;
stfu imma come over and beat yo ass

#2 kai kisser:
with your weak noodle arms? i'd like to see you try bitchass

nah but fr you two should come over because im bored af

plus i have literally no tiktok ideas

kais boyyyyfriend:
using us for clout i see

#2 kai kisser:
nah im using kairi bc ur Problematiqué

kais boyyyyfriend:
aight bet i'll be there

CEO of kissing the boys:
like rn?

#2 kai kisser:
yeah

CEO of kissing the boys:
oh uhh i kind of already made plans

sorry

#2 kai kisser:
all g maybe later

CEO of kissing the boys:
ye maybe ig

kais boyyyyfriend:
smh cant believe ur already ditching ur LIFELONG friends for Pretty Alyssa™️

CEO of kissing the boys:
"lifelong" ogey freshman mattia who sucked at soccer 💀

and who said it was with Pretty Alyssa™️

#2 kai kisser:
👀👀ohoho looks like someone took up Gorgeous George™️ on his offer

CEO of kissing the boys:
i didnt smh

#2 kai kisser:
sureee

kais boyyyyfriend:
if it's not alyssa and its not george then who 👀

CEO of kissing the boys:
Pretty Alyssa™️* and Gorgeous George™️*

also nah u were right the first time. im hanging out with Pretty Alyssa™️ and her friends

#2 kai kisser:
oh cool what are you doing?

CEO of kissing the boys:
movies i thinkkk

idk

kais boyyyyfriend:
have fun bb❤️

#2 kai kisser:
enjoy your not-date 💕

CEO of kissing the boys:
mm❤️❤️❤️

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a/n kind of a filler chapter, kind of a setup 👀

thats right i got some plot figured out lets goooo