When the bus stops outside school, I scream really loud. It's scary! Yellow walls and a flag pole?! I just know I'm gonna have nightmares and cut myself as I sleep.

"Come on, Taehyung!" I name my Asian, yanking him awake and stepping over the rotting corpse of fat boy. Taehyung seems to be crying.

He's

So

KAWAII!

His ice blues glisten, slightly red as fat, succulent tears roll down his perfectly sculpted cheekbones. Ugh! If it weren't for senpea, I'd flick my tongue over his cheeks and ravage the salty expanse of his creamy skin. My tail vibrates, and I shudder, scolding it by slapping my V.

"Naughty!" I laugh loudly. Taehyung ignores me, a name (Clyde I think?) on his lips.

Curiously, I sniff him.

"Oh my god, Taehyung! You smell amazinG!" I shake his arm excitedly, and Taehyung just weeps more. I grin, licking my cut lip as it cracks with the pressure.

"Get away from me" Taehyung whimpers, bottom lip quivering.

Alongside my tail, of course!

I want to scream and hold him tight!! Kiss every inch of him and have him suck my tail!

THE THOUGHT IS EVERYTHING!2!1!1!!

"Kevin!" A girl voice calls out and I instantly despise them.

How dare another female speak! Who the hell do they think they are?!

Before I can complain to Taehyung about a slag speaking out of place, she speaks again.

She also appears in front of Taehyung and I; I almost scream, but hold it in.

Taehyung is a bit skittish! So cute!

The girl is ugly.

Also female.

Not really much else to add.

Oh, she also isn't as good looking at me.

"Get away from him, you creep!" The girl reaches toward Taehyung and I'm scared.

Hissing, I call on my special neko powers!

I can feel my eyes glow and my senses ShArpEN. The girl is in 1080p, and she's even worse then before.

"Don't you touch Taehyung!" I scream like an almighty banshee, ready to rip the disgusting red haired cunt's head off when suddenly...

"SENPEA!"

And I faint.