I clatter into the school bus, crawling with my limbs twisted beautifully. I race down the isle, spotting an Asian boy.

Oh

My

Freaking

Gawd

I can't help but scream as I push an obese brunette out of the way to steal the seat he wanted. The fat boy falls to the ground, banging his head on the seat opposite.

"Clyde!" The Asian beside me shouts, clearly concerned. However, I grip his arms before he can move. My nails dig into him as I grin, feeling my scar stretch at the motion. I unhand him and scratch at it, a bit of the scar tissue stuck in my nails. I bite the nail clean off, feeling the delicious mixture of nail and salty scar slide down my throat.

"You're Asian!!! 🍙🍙🍙🍱!!!"

"What.." the boy's eyes are on the fat boy, and I'm annoyed. Grabbing a knife out of my pocket, I throw it at the fat boy and it lands between his rolls.

He screams out, the knife gleaming in his stomach. The Asian boy beside me is frantic as he tries to reach out for the blood losing boy, but I clasp him once more.

"We're going to be best friends because you're Asian and Asian boys are ADORABLE!"

As the fat boy dies, I grab my new friend and hold him tight.

"Je T'aime Mi Amor!" I screech into his ear, and he falls limp against my shoulder, blood trickling from the holes.

Grinning, I lick his ear and enjoy the rest of the bus ride, regardless of the lifeless body of Clyde, slowly rotting awAy.