(The episode begins with a ship lazily floating at sea. We cut to onboard the ship as a Tinkerbat (Shantae) is seen outside the captain's quarters. It opens the door to reveal Risky Boots sitting inside.)

Risky Boots: (Sighs.) What is it? (The Tinkerbat points wildly out the door. Risky Boots stands up.) What? A ship? What are we waiting for? (She stands up.) Let's show them who owns these seven seas! (Risky Boots storms out of the captain's quarters. She looks around but can find no sign of a ship.) Where is it? (The Tinkerbat points upwards. The camera pans to see the Albatross flying through the skies above the ocean. We cut to the ship's wheel to reveal Vyse steering the ship.)

Vyse: Another day sailing above the seas looking for my friends. (He looks downtrodden for a second.) I hope I can find them soon. (We see a flock of Loftwings (The Legend of Zelda) fly past the Albatross.) I must say, I am enjoying the scenery on this journey. (A distant whistling sound is heard.) What's that? (A cannonball whizzes over the Albatross as Vyse gets a startled expression. The camera points down to see Risky Boots holding her cutlass towards the sky as cannons fire around her.)

Risky Boots: Avast ye! These seven seas belong to Risky Boots the pirate! (More cannons fire at the Albatross. Vyse runs down to the cannons of the Albatross. He begins loading a cannonball into the cannon as the Albatross is hit by a cannonball. Vyse is thrown to the ground.)

Vyse: Agh! (He tries to get up as the Albatross is hit relentlessly with cannonballs. We cut back to Risky Boots' ship as we see the Albatross begin to descend in the background.)

Risky Boots: This will serve as a lesson to all those sailing these seas. Try as you might, these waters belong to Risky Boots and her crew. (She begins laughing as we see the Albatross hit the water and fall apart. As it hits the water, we see Vyse fall out of the ship.)

Vyse: Aaaaaah! (He hits the water and goes unconscious as broken wood falls around him. Vyse sinks lower into the ocean as we see Enguarde (Donkey Kong) swim by and look at him. Enguarde's eyes go wide as he scoops Vyse onto his back and swims upwards. Enguarde places Vyse onto a broken part of the ship before swimming off.)

(We cut to a dock area at night with multiple ships seen around it. Large groups of sailors are walking around. We see Bo' Rai Cho (Mortal Kombat) passed out and sleeping next to a group of barrels. We cut again to see Gulliver (Animal Crossing) fishing on a pier. A Chinchou (Pokemon) is seen bobbing in the water.)

Chinchou: Chou! Chou! (Gulliver reels in a catch which is revealed to be the head of a Henchman 800 (Rayman). Gulliver's eyes go wide.)

Gulliver: Huh?! (We cut to the side of a large, docked ship as we see Edward Kenway next to it.)

Edward: We should be able to move your stock with us. (We see he's talking to Tingle (The Legend of Zelda.).)

Tingle: Ooooh! Fantastic! (Tingle does a little dance.)

Edward: Are you sure you want us to take it?

Tingle: Oh, yes yes! Can't have anyone get at my stack of rupees.

Edward: Aye. We'll be heading out soon. (He turns to address two other sailors.) Move that to the bottom deck.

Sailor: (Nodding.) Aye.

Tingle: (Spinning around.) Tingle Tingle kooloo limpah! (The sailors get to moving the crate as the scene changes to the inside of a dark house. Three bloodied bodies are seen on the floor of the house as the camera pans to see a Little Sister (Bioshock) on the floor, playing with a rubik's cube.)

Little Sister: This thing sure is fun. I'll have to tell Mr. B. allllll about it when we find him. (She pauses.) I wish I had some jellies. Think we could get some? (The camera pans up to see Subject Delta looking outside the house window. The ships are seen through it, including Edward's.)

Subject Delta: Owoooogh.

Little Sister: Mr. B. will be so happy to hear about the time we've spent together. It's been so much fun. (She gets up and skips towards Subject Delta.) What're ya looking at? (She sees the ship.) Oh, oh, a boat! That looks like fun. Maybe Mr. B. is onboard. (She climbs onto Subject Delta's back.) Can we go?

Subject Delta: Awaugh. (We see Subject Delta lumber through the door. We cut outside as he wades through the ocean water, hiding behind the other docked ships.)

Little Sister: Are we playing hide and seek? (Subject Delta doesn't answer as he reaches Edward's ship. He begins climbing the side of it as we cut back to Edward on the dock.)

Sailor: You ready to push off, Kenway?

Edward: (Unenthusiastic.) Aye.

Sailor: Something the matter?

Edward: This ain't the life I had before. Moving inventory isn't what a pirate does.

Sailor: We left the days of pirates behind.

Edward: (Getting onto his ship.) Nobody told me. (He gets to the steering wheel.) We're pushing off, you bilge rats. (We see the ship leave the dock as the scene shifts to below the deck. We see Subject Delta and the Little Sister hiding amongst the inventory.)

Little Sister: This game is fun. Hope Mr. B. is able to find us down here. (The camera shifts downwards as the scene changes to underwater. The outline of a Big Daddy (Bioshock) is seen in the water.) Wonder where he could be. (We cut back to Edward at the wheel as he turns to a sailor behind him.)

Edward: Check the inventory downstairs. Make sure nothing shifted.

Sailor: Aye. (He leaves for below deck. Edward looks out at sea.)

Edward: Even in this new place, the sea is still the sea. (He pauses.) If I be lucky, the sea will bring me home. She always does. (The camera pans out to see the gentle waters. The sound of water lapping on the ship is all that's heard. Suddenly, a scream is heard below the deck. Edward points to another sailor.) Take the wheel. (He unsheathes his sword.) I'm going to see what the problem is.

Sailor #2: Aye, Edward. (Edward starts running towards the stairway down below. He turns to a group of three other sailors.)

Edward: Follow me. (They nod and they all go down below. We cut to see the sailor Edward talked to screaming on the floor. Subject Delta is standing over him.)

Subject Delta: Owogh!

Little Sister: Hurt 'im! Tear 'im into little bits! (The drill on Subject Delta's hand revs up as a gunshot is heard. A bullet hole is seen on the ground next to Subject Delta's feet. The camera pans to see Edward holding a pistol with the other sailors behind him.)

Edward: That was just a warning shot. Stand back!

Little Sister: Another bad, bad man! Get 'im! (Subject Delta rampages towards Edward as he dives out of the way. Subject Delta knocks the other sailors over with his bulk. Edward gets back up and points his sword towards Subject Delta.)

Edward: Stop! We are not here to hurt you. (Subject Delta revs his drill again.) I see you're trying to protect the child. We're not going to harm you or the girl. (Subject Delta stops revving his drill.)

Subject Delta: Awoogh. (The Little Sister walks up to Subject Delta.)

Little Sister: Are they friends? Are they here to help us find Mr. B.?

Edward: (Kneeling to speak to the Little Sister.) We'll help you find whatever you're looking for. (He leads them to the stairs.) Come up to the deck. You can tell us how you got here. (Everyone walks upstairs as a sailor runs up to Edward.)

Sailor #3: Edward, we've found something!

Edward: Quiet down your gob. What's the matter? (He points away from them as Edward, Subject Delta, the Little Sister, and the other sailors walk towards the edge of the ship. We cut to see Vyse bobbing on a piece of the broken Albatross as wood floats around him.) Hoist him up here! (We cut to Edward slowly setting Vyse onto the ground as he coughs up water.)

Vyse: Wh-Who are you?

Edward: I be Edward Kenway, a pirate and captain of this here ship. Who are you? What happened?

Vyse: I'm Vyse of the Blue Rogues. My ship was shot down. I'm lucky I survived. (He starts to get up.) There are pirates out there. They want the seas to themselves.

Sailor #2: Ship on the horizon, everyone! (Edward, Vyse, Subject Delta, and the Little Sister walk towards the edge of the ship.)

Vyse: It's them.

Little Sister: Another boat. This will be fun. (The camera pans out to see Big Daddy peeking out of the water, watching the Little Sister. Risky Boots' ship reaches Edward's as grappling hooks are thrown onto it. Risky Boots and her Tinkerbats jump onto Edward's ship.)

Risky Boots: What have we here?

Edward: Get off of my ship, you scabby sea bass.

Risky Boots: So much for warm welcomes.

Vyse: (Equipping his sword.) You're the one who destroyed my ship. You have some nerve coming back here.

Risky Boots: You have some nerve being alive. Now, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna give us everything on the ship, and nobody will get hurt.

Edward: (Pointing sword at Risky Boots.) You're not getting anything on this here ship.

Risky Boots: So be it. (Risky pulls out her own sword.) Attack! (The Tinkerbats start charging at everyone on the ship. We see a Tinkerbat stab into one of the sailors as another jumps onto the back of a sailor and stabs into him. One runs up to Edward and swings at him. Edward parries the attack and slashes into the Tinkerbat.)

Edward: Have at you! (He turns to a Tinkerbat behind him and shoots it with his pistol.)

Vyse: You won't get away with this! (Vyse runs towards Risky Boots as their swords clash. Vyse continues to swing at Risky Boots as she guards herself with her sword. Risky then pushes Vyse back with her sword as he falls to the ground.)

Risky: You're just a sniveling child.

Vyse: I'll make you eat those words! (Vyse quickly gets up and runs back towards Risky Boots. We cut to Subject Delta drilling through a Tinkerbat before throwing it into the mast of the ship.)

Subject Delta: Owogh! (We cut to the side of the ship as sailors cower from Tinkerbats. A Big Daddy suddenly jumps onto the ship and spins his drill into a sailor. He then stomps his foot onto a Tinkerbat, killing it.)

Big Daddy: Wooogh! (We cut to Subject Delta and the Little Sister.)

Little Sister: Mr. B.! I knew you'd find us! (Subject Delta protectively steps in front of the Little Sister. We see the Big Daddy stomp his foot in anger as he charges forward with his drill. Both drills clash as they attempt to hit the other. The Big Daddy slaps away Subject Delta as he heavily falls onto the ground. He gets back up, readying his drill.)

Subject Delta: Owoogh! (He charges forward. We cut back to Vyse fighting Risky Boots.)

Vyse: Pirates of old... defend our cause! (Vyse holds up two swords as he uses Skull Shield. A ghostly pirate (Skies of Arcadia) appears beside Vyse as Risky Boots swings at Vyse, who guards with his swords.)

Risky Boots: Is that all you got? (The ghostly pirate swings at Risky Boots, knocking her away. She gets up.) Cheap tactics. (We cut to Edward quickly spinning around, shooting at every Tinkerbat that makes its way towards him using his pistol.)

Edward: I refuse to go down without a fight! (He takes out his sword and slices into a Tinkerbat. We see the Big Daddy charging towards Edward with his drill. Before he can strike, Subject Delta grabs Edward and rushes out of the way. The Big Daddy slams into the railing of the ship before angrily stomping his foot again. To Subject Delta.) An enemy of yours?

Subject Delta: Awagh! (Subject Delta injects himself in the arm with a plasmid as he shoots electricity at the Big Daddy, knocking him away. We cut back to Vyse and Risky as they continue trading blows near the front of the ship. Vyse hits Risky twice in the stomach with his swords as Risky then slashes across Vyse's chest with her sword.)

Risky Boots: Why won't you die! (Risky tries to strike, but Vyse blocks with both swords before quickly slashing with both while being pushed back by Risky.)

Vyse: You are an embarrassment to the pirates of old! (They continue fighting as they reach the edge of the front of the ship. Risky performs a barrage of blows against Vyse as he falls over, right at the edge of the ship. Risky slashes her sword down as Vyse blocks with both of his swords.)

Risky Boots: End of the line for you, pirate boy! Any last words?

Vyse: You celebrate too early! (Vyse uses his foot to flip Risky Boots over him as she falls towards the water.)

Risky Boots: Nooooo! (She falls into the sea as the boat passes over her. We then cut to Edward at the side of the ship, next to wear the grappling hooks hooked on.)

Edward: Aye! Help me get rid of these ropes. (Another Tinkerbat jumps aboard as Edward shoots it. Edward cuts the rope of one of the hooks.)

Vyse: Aye aye! (We see Vyse run towards Edward. We then cut to see all the cut ropes being flung off the ship. Risky's boat begins to float away. We cut to Edward and Vyse.)

Edward: That should take care of it. (We cut to the Big Daddy kneeling on the ground. Subject Delta slowly moves towards him. The Little Sister runs up to the Big Daddy.)

Little Sister: Are you okay, Mr. B.? You don't look so good. (Subject Delta stops.) Don't worry. We'll be back in Rapture soon.

Big Daddy: Owooogh... (Edward walks up to Subject Delta.)

Edward: It might be time to let 'er go, mate. Seems she's found what she's looking for.

Subject Delta: Oogh... (Subject Delta turns away from the Big Daddy.)

Little Sister: (Getting onto the Big Daddy's back.) C'mon Mr. B., let's go home. (The Big Daddy glares at Subject Delta, after a second, he gets up and walks towards the opposite end of the ship that Subject Delta is on. He turns towards him.)

Big Daddy: Owogh. (The Big Daddy begins climbing down the ship with the Little Sister. Vyse meets up with the other heroes.)

Vyse: I'm sorry for what happened.

Edward: Not your fault. Someone had to stop that d*mn pirate.

Vyse: Yeah... but... your crew. (They survey the dead bodies of the sailors and Tinkerbats.) I'm sorry.

Edward: Aye. All the more reason I have to stop what's happened to us. I thought the seas would lead me back, but life ain't that simple.

Subject Delta: Awagh...

Vyse: Maybe we can be your crew for a bit. To get home. (Edward looks at Vyse and Subject Delta.)

Edward: Aye, you two would make a mighty fine crew. (Edward goes up to the steering wheel.) Now, let's go home. (We cut to see Edward's ship sailing into the distance as the flag of the Blue Rogues floats to the surface of the water.)

End of Episode