(The episode begins in New York. We see smoke billowing from buildings as the camera pans down to the chaos taking place. Helghan soldiers and pipo monkeys. We see Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat) fighting off a soldier.)

Sonya: Stay away from the citizens! (Two soldiers grab Sonya's arms while one knocks her unconscious. We then cut to Gary Smith (Bully) trying to run inside a building. A pipo monkey jumps onto his shoulders and pushes him onto the ground as he is surrounded.)

Gary: Hey! What're you doing? Help! (Next, we cut to Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed) being dragged out of a building by a Helghan soldier.)

Soldier: It's nothing personal.

Desmond: Let me go! (The camera pans up to the top of a building as we see Cortex constructing a satellite on top of it.)

Cortex: Finally! The second satellite is complete. Soon the world will be under my thumb. (Cortex laughs evilly. A portal appears behind Cortex revealing Master Mind.)

Master Mind: Is the satellite complete, doctor?

Cortex: Of course. My intellect made constructing this thing a breeze.

Master Mind: Excellent. Now, I have a different job for you.

Cortex: What can I excel at today, Master Mind?

Master Mind: I have found the locations of two incredible machines. They will help greatly in the destruction of the city.

Cortex: (Giving an evil grin.) Then lead the way. (Master Mind creates a portal as he and Cortex step through.)

(We cut to the new base of GUN. We see multiple GUN soldiers moving out with weapons at the ready. The GUN Commander is seen sending them out.)

Commander: Move out, troops! Our own man, Agent Shadow, is still out there! Protect the city! (From behind him, Colonel Campbell (Metal Gear) approaches him.)

Campbell: Sorry to be of interruption, Commander, but I have come to help out in the fight. I have my men at the ready if you need them.

Commander: Thank you, Colonel. Their services would be of great help. The attack on the city has been devastating.

Campbell: I'll give my men the word immediately. (Colonel Campbell grabs a walkie talkie from his pocket and begins speaking into it.) Captain Price, you have my word to go. (We cut to see Captain Price (Call of Duty) outside with a large group of soldiers.)

Price: Understood, Colonel. (Price turns around to his group of soldiers which include Marcus Fenix, VECTOR (Resident Evil), and Karl Fairburne (Sniper Elite).) Alright, men, let's show these f*ckers who's boss.

Fenix: (Holding gun above his head.) H*ll yeah!

Price: Let's move out!

(We cut to Cortex's airship above the city. Smoke and fire is still pouring out of buildings. We cut to the inside as we see Cole's group, except for the Inkling, at the control panel.)

Wright: Does anybody know how to land this thing?!

Agent 47: I'm working on it. The controls are partially destroyed.

Marcus: Wait a minute. What's going on in the city? (Our heroes approach a window on the airship as they see the army of Helghan soldiers and pipo monkeys attack the city.)

Cole: There's a full-on attack going on down there.

Boss: Look at all those soldiers. Who could've done this? (The Inkling suddenly bursts into the room. While we can understand her, everyone else hears the Inkling language.)

Inkling: I found a locked door! Maybe there's something inside that can help us.

Cole: (There's a pause.) Does anyone know what the kid is trying to say?

Boss: How about some of us follow her while the rest try to get this blimp to the ground?

Wright: Sounds like a plan. Although, I have heard better ones... (Cole, Wright, and the Boss all follow the Inkling out of the control room as she leads them to a door. She points at it frantically while smiling. Wright tries to open it, but it's locked.) Darn, I can't open it.

Inkling: That's what I said.

Boss: Stand back. (The Boss approaches the door as the Inkling and Wright back up. He then punches the door and it flies off its hinges. We see two seemingly dead lab assistants inside the room.) Nothing much in here. (The Boss walks in. As he does, he is grabbed by someone and a gun is pointed to his head. The man in question is Nathan Spencer.)

Spencer: Stay back!

Wright: Yah!

Cole: Woah! Take it easy.

Spencer: I don't know what you want from me, but I'm not just gonna stand around while you experiment on me. Understand?

Boss: Woah, buddy, you got the wrong idea. Those guys left. We're tryna land this thing.

Spencer: I don't believe you. (Cole begins forming lightning but Wright puts a hand on his shoulder to stop him.)

Wright: I can explain. I'm Phoenix Wright, I'm a prosecutor who was sent to investigate a case and I ended up getting stuck on this ship. We saw a lot of kidnapped people, including some of our friends.

Boss: (Sadly.) Yeah, a lot of people have been taken. (Spencer releases Boss and puts his gun away.)

Spencer: So where is the guy responsible for this?

Wright: Uh... about that...

Cole: He escaped with everyone he took. We've been trying to land this thing so we can figure out what this is all about.

Spencer: They just came out of nowhere. They kidnapped me from the streets and tried to put some wire on my arm. Nothing happened, so I took them down.

Boss: That wire. It was probably the same thing that they put on the rest of their victims.

Wright: C'mon, let's get back to the control room. Maybe you can help us out. And hopefully not threaten to shoot us again. (Spencer nods and they leave for the control room.)

(We cut back down to the city as Mario's team walks through. They aren't near any destruction yet, so they are calm.)

Toro: Where's the evil guy at?

Mario: I don't know, but something tells me that he's-a nearby. He's been causing trouble in this city ever since we arrived.

Conker: Yeah, he's a real pain in the *ss. (A pipo monkey then runs out in front of our heroes and stops when it sees them. It looks at them blank-faced.)

Aiden: A monkey?

Travis: Actually, it's an ape because it doesn't have a tail. (Aiden glares at him.)

Aiden: Right...

Toro: He looks friendly to me! (The pipo monkey pulls out a machine gun.) Agh! Nevermind! (The pipo monkey starts shooting them as our heroes hide behind a nearby car.)

Aiden: Who gave that ape a gun?

Conker: My guess is a smart gorilla or a dumb zookeeper.

Shadow: Don't hold back just because it's an animal. (Shadow slides across the hood of the car and spin dashes into the pipo monkey as it continues to shoot. The pipo monkey flies back and hits a wall.)

Travis: Nice work, speedy. (Our heroes hear a loud noise as the GUN truck barrels past them further into the city.)

Shadow: That's GUN.

Mario: What's-a GUN?

Shadow: The organization I work for. Something must be happening downtown.

Mario: Then that's-a where we're going. (Our heroes run after the GUN truck.)

(We cut to Link's group at the prison. Frank is talking to the police chief as everyone else talks to each other.)

Joe: Do you think the chief figured anything out?

Max: Hard to say, kid. There's a lot happening lately. (A loud explosion is suddenly heard. Niko and Max grab their guns as Link unsheathes his sword.)

Niko: What the f*ck was that? (Frank runs up to the group.)

Frank: That wasn't one of you, was it?

Link: No, something else. (Our heroes prepare for a fight as the Sweet Mech bursts out from a building, shooting at cars. It turns to see our heroes.)

Niko: The f*cking clown again!

Joe: Bring it on! We'll kick his butt a third time. (The Sweet Mech approaches our heroes as the person inside opens the door, but instead of Sweet Tooth, it's Nina Cortex (Crash Bandicoot).)

Nina: Looks like I found some lowlifes who've been causing trouble in the city.

Link: Who are you?

Frank: How'd you get the clown's ice cream truck?

Nina: I am Nina Cortex. I will soon be one of the rulers of this world, but first, I thought I'd stop by to see if I can find any opposers. You all pretty much fit the image.

Joe: We've beat this mech before, and we can easily do it again.

Nina: Is that so? (A group of Helghan soldiers and pipo monkeys start surrounding our heroes.) Have you tried fighting it while an army of soldiers and monkeys attacked you?

Max: That's not good.

Niko: What the f*ck have I gotten myself into?

Chief: (Into walkie talkie.) We need backup at the penitentiary. We've been surrounded.

Nina: You won't be needing that walkie talkie. (A soldier pulls the chief's arm behind his back and pushes him onto his knees. A second soldier walks up and shoots the chief in the head.)

Frank: Woah!

Niko: Holy f*ck!

Nina: And one of you will be next if you don't comply. (The sound of tires approaches.) So I suggest that you listen to- (The GUN truck bursts in and hits the Sweet Mech down. The back opens up to reveal GUN soldiers along with Marcus Fenix. He immediately begins shooting.)

Fenix: Suck pavement! (The soldiers from each side begin shooting each other as Niko and Max also shoot.)

GUN Soldier #1: Take this!

GUN Soldier #2: This is for my friends! (Helghan soldiers and GUN soldiers all fall from the spray of bullets. The Sweet Mech grabs at the fire on top of itself and throws a fireball at the soldiers. They're hit away with a lot of them dying. Fenix is included in the blast and staggers up.)

Fenix: No!

Link: Hyah! (Fenix looks at where the noise came from. We see Link as he fires a bomb arrow at the Sweet Mech. It hits and the Sweet Mech staggers back.)

Nina: How about this? (The Sweet Mech starts firing from its arm guns.)

Fenix: Look out! (Fenix tackles Link out of the way of the bullets. He then runs up to the Sweet Mech and starts tearing into it with his chainsaw gun.)

Nina: Hey! Stop that! (A Helghan soldier starts running at Fenix in the background.)

Soldier: Death to all- (Joe does a flying kick to its face.)

Joe: Nice try! (The Sweet Mech staggers away from Fenix.)

Nina: You won't get away with this! I'm getting reinforcements. (The Sweet Mech runs off. Fenix turns to see what's left of the GUN soldiers looking over the dead bodies. Fenix turns to Link's group.)

Fenix: You're welcome.

Niko: Thanks, man.

Link: We need to follow her. The city is in danger as long as she's around.

Fenix: I can't let you do that... um... elf man?

Frank: He's right. We can't do much against that mech.

Link: We have to try. (Link starts walking off. The others begin to follow.)

Fenix: Hey! (They stop.) If you're dead set on going after that thing, then I'm coming with you.

Max: Why would you come with us?

Fenix: I'm not just gonna let you f*cking die. With me, you at least stand a chance. (Fenix goes to the front of the group.) Stop standing around like a bunch of *ssholes and get going. (Fenix runs in the direction of the Sweet Mech as our heroes follow.)

(We cut to Mario's group running through the city. They stop for a second to get their bearings.)

Toro: This is terrible! The city is being rampaged.

Travis: No kidding. (Two soldiers start running up to our heroes, but Travis slashes through them with his beam katana.)

Shadow: Look up there! (Shadow points upwards as our heroes look towards the sky.) Some sort of airship. (The camera cuts to see Cortex's airship floating through the sky, lower than before.)

Mario: It's-a heading towards those buildings! (The camera pans to see a cluster of buildings in the path of the airship.

Conker: Well, let's stop f*cking around and do something! (Conker leads the charge as our heroes run towards the buildings in the way of the airship. We then cut to the interior of the airship with our heroes packed behind Agent 47, panicking.)

Marcus: We have to steer this thing out of the way! A lot of people are gonna get hurt if we hit those buildings!

Agent 47: I'm trying. The controls are fried, I can't do anything.

Wright: So we're just gonna die!?

Spencer: No, I can save us. (Our heroes all look at Spencer.)

Cole: How?

Spencer: I'll just show you, but we have to start moving now. (We go back to Mario's group chasing after the airship. Toro suddenly points up.)

Toro: Look! There's people! (The camera pans around to see Spencer descending down with his robotic arm. Inkling is on his back while Marcus is holding onto him. They both let go as he reaches the ground. The Boss also flies down while holding Cole.)

Shadow: What the hell? (Spencer goes back up. Mario's group continues running as the others join them.)

Conker: Who the f*ck are you guys?

Marcus: I could ask all you the same question. (We cut back into the airship as Agent 47 grabs onto Spencer.)

Spencer: You're last up, Wright. I'll be back up for you.

Wright: Y-Yeah... sounds good. Just hurry please. (Spencer drops down and puts Agent 47 down before going back up.)

Spencer: Alright, hurry up, we don't have much time. (Wright runs up to Spencer before a large jolt forces Spencer out the window. He yells as he falls before being caught by a flying Conker, but the force of the fall forces both of them to the ground.)

Conker: You alright?

Spencer: There's someone still in there. (The rest of our heroes gather around.)

Boss: Wright, you okay up there?! (The camera pans to see the airship stuck partially in a building with fire all around. Wright slowly gets up from the ground.)

Wright: What happened? (He puts a hand to his head as creaking is suddenly heard.) What's that noise? (The creaking gets louder as the floor falls out from under Wright. He begins screaming. Suddenly, a hook beetle flies by and grabs Wright by his leg. He dangles about 10 feet above the ground.) Wh-What?! Who?! What's going on?! (Link's group approaches as the hook beetle drops Wright into Fenix's arms. Link puts the hook beetle in his pocket.)

Fenix: Careful there, fancy boy. You were almost a pile of guts on the ground.

Wright: Please put me down. (Fenix lowers Wright to the ground as everyone else gathers around.)

Marcus: I am Officer Reed of the New York police. Who are you clowns supposed to be?

Fenix: We're your new godd*mn heroes, that's what we are.

Link: There's a giant robot sent here to kill us.

Mario: Was it sent here by Master Mind?

Joe: Who?

Cortex: Well, well, well, it seems like you're all getting to know each other. (The camera cuts to an overhead shot as they look up towards the sky where Cortex's voice is coming from. Our heroes look on in fear. The camera cuts to see Metal Gear Rex looming over them.) It's a real shame that I have to kill all of you now. Oh, boo hoo! I'm so sad. Except I'm not, because that was sarcasm! (He laughs evilly.)

Travis: Is that a gundam?

Boss: Hey, I know that voice. You're that son of a b*tch that took Johnny!

Cortex: Oh, yes! I remember you. I thought I left you on my airship.

Link: (Unsheathing sword.) Get out of here now or else.

Niko: (Readying pistol.) That's right, b*tch.

Cortex: Oh no! A sword and a gun against a giant robot! Are you hearing yourselves? (The Sweet Mech comes up from behind our heroes.)

Nina: There you are!

Aiden: Two of them.

Max: This won't end well.

Fenix: This ain't nothing. Just follow my lead.

Cortex: Enough wasting time! Time to annihilate you! (Metal Gear Rex shoots out of its cannon as our heroes scatter. We see Fenix, Conker, and Marcus shooting at Metal Gear Rex as Frank helps Wright up in the background.)

Fenix: Fire! Fire! Fire! (We cut to Link protecting Inkling with his shield against gunfire from the Sweet Mech. Spencer uses his arm to get on top of the Sweet Mech and shoot at it before being grabbed and thrown off. Cole shoots lightning at it but the Sweet Mech throws a fireball at him which blows him back.)

Nina: Is that all? (Shadow does a spin dash into the Sweet Mech and lands next to Agent 47 who is shooting at the Sweet Mech. We cut to Travis plunging his beam katana into the leg of Metal Gear Rex.)

Cortex: Do you really think you can beat me like that? (Metal Gear Rex jumps up and makes the ground shake, knocking everyone down. We cut to Marcus and Max shooting at the Sweet Mech. Sweet Mech shoots at them.)

Marcus: Get down! (Marcus grabs Max and they hide behind a car. The Sweet Mech walks up to the car when a car suddenly slams into the Sweet Mech. The camera pans to see the Boss floating with another car raised above his head.)

Boss: There's more where that came from. The Boss throws the car at the Sweet Mech, but it grabs the car and throws it back. The Boss flies down out of the way. We hear punching sounds as the Sweet Mech looks down to see Joe and Toro beating up one of the legs.)

Toro: How does this feel!

Joe: Bad probably! (The Sweet Mech brushes them off with its leg. We cut to Spencer and Link.)

Link: What can we do? (Spencer looks up and sees a water tower on a nearby building.)

Spencer: Push the robot back towards that building. (He extends his robot arms and is whisked away. Link takes out a bomb and throws it at the Sweet Mech. It stumbles back a bit. On the roof, Spencer tries pushing the water tower top. He grunts as he pushes. We go back down as the Sweet Mech throws a fireball, Link deflects it back with a sword spin and the fireball pushes the Sweet Mech back into the building.)

Nina: Wait until I get my hands on you! (Suddenly, the water tower top falls on top of the Sweet Mech. It splashes water everywhere and the Sweet Mech collapses. Spencer descends back to the ground.)

Spencer: That's one down. (Suddenly, a robotic arm slugs Spencer in the face. The camera pans to see Nina with her robotic arm out of the mech.)

Nina: I'm not down yet! (Nina begins to run away but Joe runs in and punches her.)

Joe: You're not going anywhere!

Nina: Weren't you ever told not to hit a girl?

Joe: You're a girl?

Nina: (Enraged.) I'll kill you for that! (Before she can do anything, a tiger runs between them and growls at her.) Ah! (Nina falls over and is picked up by Spencer. The tiger turns into Travis.)

Travis: Tricked you! (He and Joe high-five.)

Nina: Nincompoops... (We cut back to Metal Gear Rex as Mario hits a leg with his hammer and Fenix saws into one with his gun.)

Conker: Fire in the hole! (Conker throws a grenade while Inkling throws a splat bomb. Orange paint splatter onto Metal Gear Rex.)

Cortex: Stop meddling! (Cortex begins charging a laser at Toro. Wright notices and starts running towards Toro.)

Wright: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! (Wright jumps into Toro and they both narrowly avoid the blast.) Phew...

Toro: (Hugs Wright.) Thank you, mister! You're my hero!

Wright: Oh! Look at me now, Edgeworth. I'm a hero! (We cut back to Metal Gear Rex as Frank throws a trash can at it. We zoom out to see Mario talking to Aiden as he shoots at Metal Gear Rex.)

Mario: Can't you hack into that-a thing?

Aiden: I tried. Can't get into it. (Fenix walks up next to them.)

Fenix: Then leave it to me. You'll wanna step back. (Fenix pulls out the Hammer of Dawn and points it at Metal Gear Rex. Lasers start showing on it from the sky.)

Cortex: Huh? What? (Metal Gear Rex starts bursting into flames.)

Fenix: Hell yeah! (Metal Gear Rex collapses and the cockpit opens up to reveal no one inside.) Where is that c*ck sucker?

Cortex: I'm up here! (Our heroes look up to see Cortex on top of a building.) Magic of teleportation.

Mario: You're working for Master Mind, aren't you?

Cortex: Correct. We have a smart one.

Shadow: What brought us here?

Link: How do we get home?

Cortex: He brought us here, and he has recruited me as part of his divine plan.

Spencer: What's stopping me from shooting you right now?

Cortex: This. (Cortex teleports away.)

Cole: (To Spencer.) You had to ask. (We cut to Joe holding Nina's arms behind her back. She stomps on Joe's foot and he releases her to hold his foot in pain.)

Joe: Ow! Watch it! (Nina runs away.)

Travis: Great, now we gotta go after her.

Fenix: I don't know about that.

Travis: Huh? (Travis turns around and looks up with everyone else. The camera turns to see what they're looking at: a group of Helghan ships.)

End of Episode