(The episode begins on the roof of an old castle at night. Bowser exits from a door on the roof and meets with Master Mind.)

Master Mind: King Koopa, I trust that all is well?

Bowser: Yeah, Peach is locked up for the night.

Master Mind: Excellent, I don't want her causing anymore problems. She's already meddled with my life enough.

Bowser: Say, Master Mind...do you think...?

Master Mind: What is it, Koopa?

Bowser: Maybe once we're ruling everything, I could have the princess as my wife?

???: World domination, and you're worried about marriage? Pitiful. (The camera pans to see Radec.)

Master Mind: Bowser, meet Colonel Radec. He is a member of my army.

Bowser: So this chump just has a gun. Pfft, weak.

Radec: I can kill you in twelve ways right at this second.

Master Mind: That's enough, Colonel. (To Bowser.) Now, Koopa, how is your new little pet.

Bowser: Oh, that monster is awesome! That mind control technology is really coming in handy.

Master Mind: Excellent, I want you to take it on a test drive. I have heard that a few misguided warriors are looking to capture it.

Bowser: (Nods.) I'll crush them. (He begins to leave.)

Master Mind: Oh, and bring that son of yours with you.

Bowser: Junior?

Master Mind: I believe with enough training, he can become an asset to our army.

Bowser: (Excited.) I'll go tell him the good news! (He leaves.)

Master Mind: As for you, Colonel, I think it's time we put that phase of our plan into action.

Radec: Which one?

Master Mind: The one involving you and that ape. It still shocks me how that thing has such high intelligence.

Radec: The city will fall to its knees once that plan is put into place.

Master Mind: Yes...

Radec: Is that all you need from me, Master Mind?

Master Mind: Colonel, these heroes that keep messing up my plans, how would you suggest I get rid of them?

Radec: I could think of a thousand different ways.

Master Mind: And yet, nothing works. That spineless Dr. Eggman keeps failing, Bowser has been obsessed with that annoying Princess, and Ganondorf failed to get me even a fraction of the Dark Crystal.

Radec: Perhaps you could try alliancing yourself with one, then taking them out one by one.

Master Mind: Alliancing myself?

Radec: Make friends, and then kill them all.

Master Mind: I like the way you think, Colonel. The only question is who? (He thinks for a moment. He then begins to laugh evilly.)

Radec: An idea?

Master Mind: Yes, the perfect idea. Become friends with one who is spineless, too scared to say no. Even better, he is related to one who wants me dead. Who better to join with than one he cares about? I find him, get him to trust me, then become one with him. It's perfect.

Radec: Who is this scum?

Master Mind: The second banana, the green loser. Luigi.

End of Episode