Chapter 4 - Episode 1: Garden Warfare
(The episode begins above a small village. Down in the village, we see multiple people carrying wood or hauling wheelbarrows of cement mix. Weber (Animal Crossing) and Louie (Animal Crossing) are hauling beams of wood with them. We cut to a house in the village as the Villager exits.)
???: Mr. Mayor! (Isabelle runs up to talk to Villager.) Good morning, Mayor!
Villager: Good morning, Isabelle! How's construction going?
Isabelle: We're making lots of progress! We're lucky that some of the residents from back home appeared here with us; although, I do miss everyone else... (She looks saddened.)
Villager: Don't worry, Isabelle. I'm sure we'll find everybody.
Isabelle: I hope so. (Villager begins to leave.) Oh! I almost forgot. We need plants for the garden we've decided to grow. I would get some, but I'm busy with the construction.
Villager: I'll find some for us.
Isabelle: Thank you, Mayor! It's a shame Tom Nook isn't here to sell any, but I did hear that some guy on the forest edge has been selling seeds.
Villager: I better get going then. (Villager runs off. He passes Dr. Wright (SimCity) who appears to be directing people, and Curly Brace (Cave Story) talking to Bunni (Animal Crossing). Villager heads out of town.)
???: Mail call!
Isabelle: (Suddenly happy.) Pete! Pete, you're ba- (The Postman (The Legend of Zelda) arrives holding a letter.)
Postman: Pete? You must be mistaken.
Isabelle: (Downtrodden.) Sorry, I thought you were someone else...
Postman: I have a letter for the leader of this town. Is that you, ma'am?
Isabelle: The Mayor is out right now, but I'll take whatever was sent to him on his behalf. (The Postman hands Isabelle the letter and runs off.) Now, let's see here... (Isabelle opens the letter. We see that it says:)
Hello,
We are about to launch an all-out attack on thiz village. Please prepare your brainz.
Sincerely,
The Zombies
Isabelle: Huh? (Shrugging it off.) Must be some prank mail. (She pockets it and returns to construction.)
(We cut to Pac-Man, Coach, and Sir Dan walking through the forest.)
Coach: Man, this is all going to hell real fast.
Pac-Man: You're telling me. Although, those zombies do go down way easier than ghosts.
Coach: What kinda sh*t have you seen, Pac? (They continue walking until we see something fly behind a tree. Sir Dan takes notice.)
Dan: (Incoherent mumbling and pointing.)
Coach: (To Pac-Man.) What's he tryna say?
Pac-Man: What is it, Dan? (Dan walks over to the tree that the thing floated behind. Pac-Man and Coach follow.) You alright, buddy?
Dan: (Points and quietly mumbles. The others look confused as Dan mumbles something that sounds like "hello". We cut to what Dan is talking to: a shaken-up Telly Vision (Chibi-Robo).)
Telly: (Scared of Sir Dan.) P-Please! Go away...
Pac-Man: We're not here to hurt you, little guy.
Coach: Are you lost, boy?
Telly: I-I'm looking for help. M-My friend is t-trapped and I can't help him and... (Now fully crying.) Oh, Chibi-Robo! I'll find help! I will!
Pac-Man: It's alright. Remain calm. We can help out your friend!
Coach: What about the zombies, Pac? (Dan mumbles in agreement.)
Telly: Z-Zombies?!
Pac-Man: It won't take long for the three of us. (To Telly.) Lead the way! (Telly leads our three heroes away.)
(We cut back to Villager walking into the forest. Mark (Harvest Moon) is seen walking away from a strange man. Mark is holding seed packets. We see that the man is Crazy Dave (Plants VS Zombies).)
Crazy Dave: Howdy! What brings you to my neck of the woods?
Villager: Are you the man selling plants around here?
Crazy Dave: Sure am! My name is Crazy Dave. You wanna know why they call me that? Because I'm CRAZY!
Villager: (Smiling.) Nice to meet you, Crazy Dave! What kinds of plants do you sell?
Crazy Dave: Y'know, the essentials. Sunflowers, cacti, all kinds of stuff!
Villager: How much for one of each?
Crazy Dave: All o' that will be a thousand big ones. Take it or leave it.
Villager: Deal! (Villager trades a bag of 1000 bells in return for four packets of seeds.) Bye, Crazy Dave! (Crazy Dave waves goodbye as the camera cuts to a view behind him. A foot soldier zombie (Plants VS Zombies) walks into frame and watches Crazy Dave.)
(We cut again to Telly leading our heroes through the forest. Suddenly, he stops.)
Telly: There he is! (The camera pans to see Chibi-Robo stuck under a fairly big rock.) You've got to help him! He's stuck under there!
Coach: Leave it to us.
Dan: Mmhmm! (Our heroes walk up to the rock and pull it off of Chibi-Robo's body. He is surprisingly okay.)
Telly: Chibi-Robo, you're okay! (Chibi-Robo makes happy robotic noises in response. He turns to our heroes and waves.)
Coach: Well now that that's taken care of, we'd better get going.
Pac-Man: Right, we've got bad guys to munch! Or I guess it'd be safer to punch. (As he says this, a zombified hand bursts out of the ground.) Woah!
Coach: D*mn. Not here.
Dan: (Mumbles more. Zombies from Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, and Plants VS Zombies all start bursting out of the ground.)
Telly: The zombies! (Chibi-Robo and Telly both hide behind a stump.)
Coach: Here they come! (Coach takes out his shotgun and shoots a zombie. Dan cuts down three more zombies with his longsword. In the background, we see Pac-Man pull out the Galaxian symbol and throw it at the zombie. It spins in the air before hitting it in the face. A zombie approaches the stump Chibi-Robo is behind. Chibi-Robo pulls out his chibi-blaster and shoots the zombie three times in the head. It doesn't do much. Luckily, an arrow is shot through the zombie's head and it dies. Suddenly, a tank (Left 4 Dead) erupts from the ground. Coach turns to see it.) Ah, sh*t... (The tank grabs Coach and starts shaking him around.) Help!
Dan: (Panicked mumbling. He runs up and hits the tank with his warhammer. The tank jumps back and hurls Coach into Dan. Dan mumbles in pain. The tank approaches the two of them but is then hit by a pac-dot.)
Pac-Man: Come here, you big lug! (He throws another one. The tank runs up to Pac-Man and punches him into the stump.) Owwww... (The tank lumbers up and we cut to Chibi-Robo.)
Telly: Good thing we're safe here. (Chibi-Robo gets on top of the stump.) Huh? Where are you going? (Chibi-Robo jumps onto the tank's head and starts brushing it with his toothbrush. The tank reaches up to grab Chibi-Robo but can't reach him. Chibi-Robo then grabs his cord and jams it into the tank's back. It electrocutes it and it falls to the ground, dead. The others slowly get back up.)
Coach: Not bad.
Pac-Man: You sure showed that thing what's what. (Multiple zombies start rushing past our heroes through the forest. They seem to all be going to the same place.) We better get going. (Our heroes give chase to the zombies.)
(We cut back to the village as Villager returns with seed packets. Isabelle walks up to him.)
Isabelle: Hello, Mayor! You received some mail in your absence, but I believe it was just a prank one of the residents pulled. (A large thud sound is heard and Villager and Isabelle turn towards it.)
Villager: What was that? (Another large thud is heard and Villager and Isabelle get frightened looks on their faces. Villager drops his seed packets.)
???: Greetings, residents of this small village. I am Dr. Zomboss! (The camera pans to see Dr. Zomboss piloting a giant mechanical zombie. Around the mech's feet are several zombies awaiting orders.) As you have surely heard by now, we are here for your brains. I suggest forming a single file line so that the process runs smoothly.
Villager: (Frightened.) Everyone, get inside!
Dr. Zomboss: Oh, you just had to spoil it didn't you. Attack! (A wave of zombies starts running towards the civilians. We see many of them run inside houses in the village. Isabelle attempts to run, but a zombie steps into her path.)
Zombie: Brains! (Isabelle gasps and the zombie lurches towards her. A pebble suddenly hits the zombie between the eyes as the camera pans to see Villager holding a slingshot.)
Villager: (To Isabelle.) Run inside! (Villager hits the zombie over the head with a shovel.) I'll try to stop these things! (Isabelle nods and runs off. More zombies approach Villager. He hits a zombie twice in the torso with his shovel to bring him down, and then bonks another over the head. He then turns around and pulls out his axe and hits a zombie in the side with it, bringing it down.)
Dr. Zomboss: (Referring to Villager.) Don't let that one get away! I want his brain personally. (A bullet suddenly flies past Dr. Zomboss. The camera pans to see the other heroes arrive on the scene.)
Pac-Man: Blegh! This guy could do with a makeover. (He sees the Villager slowly getting surrounded.) C'mon, let's help that guy out.
Dan: Mm hmm. (Our heroes go to help Villager. Dan slashes down a zombie and Coach shoots one in the head with his shotgun.)
Dr. Zomboss: No no no! Seems like I need heavier artillery... (Back with our heroes, an engineer zombie bursts out of the ground with his jackhammer. It grabs Pac-Man by his legs and holds him upside down.)
Pac-Man: Woah! Hands off. (Pac-Man tries to fight back, but his punches won't reach.)
Coach: I'm comin'! (Coach tries to run and save Pac-Man, but he is tackled by an all-star zombie. The all-star zombie puts Coach into a headlock. We see Dan mumbling in fear as he is hit in the back with goo. A scientist zombie shoots him again as Dan falls to the ground. The scientist zombie puts his goo blaster up to Dan's head. We see a foot soldier zombie run up to Villager and pin him. Villager can't fight back but Chibi-Robo puts a stop to it by hitting the foot soldier zombie in the head with his cord. Villager gets up and axes the zombie.)
Villager: What do we do? (Chibi-Robo turns to the fallen seed packets and takes out his spoon. He digs four different holes.) Huh? (Chibi-Robo puts a different seed into each hole and covers them up.) I think I see... (Villager pulls out his watering can and waters each seed. We see Pac-Man slowly being brought to Dr. Zomboss and his zombot. Suddenly, a pea hits the engineer zombie in the back of the head, killing him and making him drop Pac-Man. We see that it came from a Peashooter as it waves and then turns to shoot at more zombies. We cut back to Coach being held by the all-star zombie.)
Coach: Get off me, you undead f*cker! (Suddenly, a Chomper erupts from the ground and grabs the zombie with his teeth. He proceeds to eat the zombie.) Son of a b*tch... (We then cut back to Dan as a Sunflower shoots the zombie holding him hostage with a beam of sunlight. Behind her, a Cactus is seen shooting at more zombies.)
Dr. Zomboss: No! Those terrible plants have returned?! This is outrageous! (Dr. Zomboss is then hit in the head with another pebble as the camera pans to see Villager holding his slingshot yet again. Annoyed.) And what do you expect to accomplish from down there?
Villager: Distracting you.
Dr. Zomboss: Huh? (He turns to see Chibi-Robo flying in on Telly Vision. Chibi-Robo then shoves his cord into the zombot's control panel and it starts short circuiting.) No! My creation! (Chibi-Robo quickly grabs onto Telly again as the zombot explodes. Dr. Zomboss is sent flying through the air, screaming the whole time. All of the zombies start running away from the village while simultaneously being chased and shot at by the plants.)
Villager: And stay out!
(We cut to our heroes standing in front of Isabelle and the rest of the residents of the village.)
Villager: Isabelle, I'm putting you in charge while I'm gone. The town needs a leader, and I think you're fit for the job.
Isabelle: Me, Mayor? But I'm just an assistant. I can't do this.
Villager: All of our friends are out there, Isabelle. I have to get them all home. In the meantime, you have to keep watch of things here.
Isabelle: (Smiling.) I understand, Mayor. Good luck out there.
Coach: (Loading his shotgun.) All loaded up. Time to hit the road.
Villager: Well, goodbye for now. (Villager starts walking away until a loud cackling is heard. We see Kamek flying over the village on her broomstick towards the forest. A loud frog noise is heard in the forest brush, seeming to be in pursuit of Kamek.)
Pac-Man: Looks like we've got more work to do.
Dan: Mm hmm!
Coach: Then let's head out! (Our heroes run towards the forest as the camera goes higher into the sky.)
End of Episode
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