(The episode begins in a desolate building. There are dead bodies everywhere. Suddenly, the body of Claude Speed (Grand Theft Auto) is thrown on the ground, still alive.)

Claude: Wh-Who the f*ck are you? (The camera pans up and we see the Crusader, machine gun in hand, looking down at Claude.)

Crusader: My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do.

Claude: You're f*cking crazy!

Crusader: My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. (The Crusader shoots Claude and he dies. Police sirens are heard in the distance. The Crusader runs out of the building through the back.)

(We cut to space. The Righteous Rapmaster Rocketship flies by. We cut inside to see Toejam and Earl. Earl is driving. They're groovin to some songs. Toejam gets distracted by something in the ship.)

Toejam: Yo, Earl. I think the ship's pickin' up something.

Earl: What is it?

Toejam: Down on that planet. We are getting some major funk frequencies.

Earl: You want me to drive down there?

Toejam: Yeah. Let's see what this is all about. (The spaceship flies down toward Earth.)

(Back on Earth, it seems like a concert is going on. There's a stage set up with quite a crowd watching. In the front of the crowd is Sunny Funny. Onstage is a DJ turntable with DJ Professor K (Jet Set Radio) manning it, along with the band members (Rock Band).)

Professor K: This is DJ Professor K, baby, the master of mayhem you know what I'm sayin'! We've got a good show for you tonight, with an up and coming rapper here to perform for you! So everybody welcome the hip hop hero: PaRappa the rapper! (PaRappa comes out onstage and the crowd cheers.) Show us what you got kid! (Professor K plays a beat.)

PaRappa: Let me hear you say "All right"!

Crowd: All right!

PaRappa: Let me hear you say "Oh yeah"!

Crowd: Oh yeah!

PaRappa: Now let me hear you say "What you gonna do"?

Crowd: What you gonna do!

PaRappa: I need to hear you say "You gotta believe"!

Crowd: I gotta believe!

PaRappa: When you need a foremission, he got your back.
Sure to have a cool, man, that's a fact.
Yo, he's a good friend, never ever a foe.
So come on and let's go.

(The crowd is loving it. Suddenly, the Crusader enters the area and sees the crowd.)

Crusader: Human scum. Like lambs to slaughter. (He raises his gun and shoots into the crowd. It hits. The crowd starts to panic. PaRappa gets scared. People start running all over. Sunny Funny runs for cover behind a postbox. PaRappa and Professor K hide behind the stage. A bunch of police cars roll up and an officer comes out.)

Officer: Drop your weapon! This is over! (Before they can do anything, a gang of reapers drops down and shoots the police officers. The Crusader looks confused.)

Reaper: (To Crusader.) Keep going! We'll handle anyone who gets away! (The Crusader nods and suddenly notices Sunny Funny's petals behind the postbox. He starts toward the mailbox and PaRappa notices.)

PaRappa: (Whispering.) Oh no! Sunny Funny! What am I gonna do! (We cut to a dream sequence in PaRappa's mind. It shows PaRappa and Sunny Funny walking until a big bad robber comes up to them.)

Robber: Hey, give me all your money!

PaRappa: Hey! Leave Sunny Funny alone!

Robber: Get outta here, kid. You're just a baby.

PaRappa: A baby?! (We go back to real life.) I know! I gotta believe! (PaRappa runs off.)

(The Crusader is getting closer to Sunny and she looks terrified. As he's about to get her, PaRappa rides in on his skateboard and hits the Crusader in the face with it and knocks him down and also knocks his gun out of his hands.)

PaRappa: My skateboard never stops! (The Crusader gets up and swings a knife at PaRappa, who nimbly dodges. PaRappa counters by karate chopping and kicking the Crusader away.) Chop! Kick!

(We cut to the Righteous Rapmaster Rocketship flying down and landing on a building. Toejam and Earl get out.)

Toejam: Hey, where's that beat we heard? (They hear grunts from down below.) Huh? (They look down and see PaRappa being thrown by the Crusader.) Earl, look! We gotta help that kid! You ready to get down to it?

Earl: Yeah I'm ready, Toejam.

(We go back to PaRappa on the ground and the Crusader grabs his gun off of the ground. Before he can shoot, funky music starts playing from the rooftops.)

Crusader: What the... ? (The reapers run toward the rooftop where the music is coming from. PaRappa starts crawling away slowly while the Crusader is distracted. The reapers go onto the rooftops and find the spaceship. Nobody else is there. The spaceship is blasting music through its speakers.)

Crusader: (Notices PaRappa crawling away.) Hey! (He points his gun at PaRappa and before he can shoot, Earl runs in and jump kicks the Crusader, leading them both to fall on the ground.)

(The reapers here this happening and turn around to see what's happening. Toejam comes out from under the spaceship with a boombox. Music notes come out and hit the reapers. We cut to the Crusader as he punches Earl twice in the face. PaRappa throws his microphone and it hits the Crusader in the head.)

PaRappa: Get away from here! (With the Crusader distracted, Earl body slams him to the ground.)

(We cut back to Toejam. Two reapers go at him at both sides but Toejam jumps high in the air and hits them in the face with two of his legs. With all of the reapers near the edge of the building, Toejam uses his funk fu to knock them off.)

Toejam: Funkified!

(The Crusader sees that he's outnumbered and gets into an empty police car, which is still running.

PaRappa: He's getting away! (PaRappa skateboards after him and lassos his microphone around the rear view mirror. The police car starts off just as Toejam reaches the ground. Earl is gone.)

Toejam: Yo, Earl! Where you at, Big E? (Earl drives up in another police car.)

Earl: Get in, Toejam!

Toejam: I like the way you think, Earl. (Toejam gets in.)

(We cut to the Crusader driving wildly through the streets with PaRappa tethered to the car. Toejam and Earl drive up next to PaRappa and Toejam rolls down his window.)

Toejam: Get in, kid!

PaRappa: Who are you two?

Toejam: I'm Toejam and this is Big Earl.

Earl: Wassup.

Toejam: Come on! We've got a bad guy to catch. (PaRappa grabs onto Toejam's hand and Toejam hoists PaRappa and his skateboard into the car. Earl is able to drive right up beside the Crusader.) Hey man, you better pull over.

Crusader: What the h*ll are you.

Toejam: Name's Toejam.

Crusader: Well "Toejam"... (He grabs onto Toejam's eye-stalks.) You're coming with me.

Toejam: Earl? E-Earl he's got my eyes.

Earl: Hang on, Toejam!

PaRappa: Earl, keep your eyes on the road!

Earl: Huh? Woaaaahhhh! (A car crash sound is heard.)

(We cut to PaRappa slowly waking up. Before he fully can, the Crusader picks up PaRappa and throws him into the back of an alley alongside Toejam and Earl.)

Crusader: You three have been a real pain in the *ss. Which will make what I'm about to do so much sweeter.

PaRappa: Please don't kill us.

Crusader: It's too late for you to beg now. I think I'll start with the yellow one.

Toejam: Earl! No! (The Crusader raises his gun before we hear a familiar voice.)

???: What do you think you're doing? (The camera pans and we see Sweet Tooth.) I'm the only killer around here.

Crusader: You think you can stop me? Nothing can stop me; a fearless remorseless genocide machine, cold and deliberate. They will send many to fight me, but all their efforts are f*cking patheti- (Sweet Tooth stabs his machete into the Crusader, killing him.)

Sweet Tooth: You talk too much. (We cut to Toejam and Earl, horrified. PaRappa, on the other hand, has hooked his microphone to the side of a building, acting as a makeshift rope.)

PaRappa: Guys! Climb up! (The three of them climb up as Sweet Tooth repeatedly stabs the Crusader while laughing.)

(We cut to our heroes running through the rooftops as Sweet Tooth's laugh fills the air. More police cars pull up to the alleyway. Sweet Tooth slowly turns around.)

End of Episode