Chapter 1 - Episode 3: Going N. Sane

(The episode starts out above the treetops as we look over a forest. We zoom in on one of the branches to see Crash Bandicoot sleeping on the branch. He stretches and rolls off the branch. He wakes up and sits on the ground before a metapod lands on his head. Crash scratches his head and gets up before running away.)

(We then cut to our next hero Donkey Kong as he pulls out his coconut gun. We see that a piranha plant is guarding a bunch of bananas on a tree. DK shoots coconuts but the piranha plant eats them. Then he throws a rock at the piranha plant but he eats that too. Finally, DK goes up and punches the plant and takes his bananas.)

(We cut back to Crash as he walks on a path through the brush. DK swings onto a nearby tree with his bananas. We cut to some nearby bokoblins walking around and one of them sees Crash. He shows the others Crash and they run over to him. They inspect him for a bit and Crash waves at them. Then they beat him over the head with a club, knocking him out. We cut back to DK who drops his bananas in surprise before going after the bokoblins.)

(The bokoblins start carrying Crash away but DK drops down ready to fight. Before he can he is hit away by a moblin with a club into the forest. The moblin follows.)

(We go to our next hero, Ty the tasmanian tiger, as he walks through a forest brush. Suddenly from behind him, a deku scrub comes out of the ground and shoots a deku nut at Ty, hitting him in the back of the head.)

Ty: Hey, what the...? (Notices deku.) Why you... (Suddenly, DK comes out of nowhere and lands on the deku scrub. It probably died.) Huh? Who are you? (DK gets up as the moblin enters the area.)

(The moblin swings his club down and our heroes dodge in different directions. DK jumps up and punches the moblin in the face but then the moblin picks him up and throws him at a tree. Ty throws a boomerang at the moblin.)

Ty: Haha, bonzer! (The moblin turns to him but he's hit by a coconut by DK. Ty grabs the deku nut that hit him and throws it at the moblin, paralyzing him.) Woah. (DK throws a giant punch at the moblin and it dies.)

Ty: (Walks up to DK.) G'day, my names Ty.

DK: (Grunting.) Donkey Kong.

Ty: Donkey Kong, eh? Nice name. Now, (Gestures to moblin.) what was that thing? (DK looks suddenly worried and wildly points to where he was hit from.) What, is something wrong? (DK nods.) Alright mate, I'll help you out. Show me the way. (We cut to a first person view of an unknown creature as it stalks our heroes. Then DK and Ty exit.)

(We go to the interior of a stone lair. The bokoblins throw Crash onto the ground and he looks up. Then, someone walks up to Crash but we don't see him yet.)

???: (Laughs.) You found another one. (We finally see that it is Ganondorf.) He'll fit right in with the others that we found. (To bokoblin.) Chain him up. We'll drain him of his life tonight. (To himself.) Soon, we'll power up Master Mind enough to destroy this world and the Gerudo will reign. (The bokoblins take Crash away and Ganondorf laughs.)

(We go back to DK and Ty at the back of the lair. There doesn't seem to be a door in the back.)

Ty: Hmm, no door eh? You sure we're at the right place, Kong? (DK shrugs.) Alright then. Start looking around. (They go up to look at the wall. Ty notices an eye switch near the top of the wall.) Huh? What's that? (They study the eye and Ty throws a boomerang at it. The eye closes and a secret door opens.) Beauty of a ripper! (DK hurries in.) Hey! Wait up, big guy!

(Ty catches up and ends up in a creepily lit room. DK doesn't move. He looks afraid.)

Ty: Hey, why'd you... oh no. (We see that the room has six characters in it. They don't move and look scared. There's a glowing yellow string around them. The characters are Davy (Chameleon Twist), Tak (Tak: Power of Juju), Elena (Uncharted), Kass (The Legend of Zelda), Lightning (Final Fantasy), and Funky Kong (Donkey Kong).

Ty: (To DK. Gesturing to Funky Kong.) Is this one o' yours? (DK nods. Crestfallen.) Who... who would do this? (DK gets mad and runs out of the room. Ty follows.) Wait! Come back!

(We go back to Ganondorf holding the same string. Since he wears gauntlets it doesn't affect him. Crash is being held by two bokoblins.)

Ganondorf: Hehe, with this I will finally achieve what I've always wanted. To rule as a god. (Ganondorf goes to put the string around Crash but DK bursts in and shoots a coconut at Ganondorf and the glowing string hits one of the bokoblins, paralyzing him. Seeing his chance, Crash does a spin move which launches the bokoblin away.) What?!

Ty: (Enters.) Hey, what's... you! (To Ganondorf.) You're the bloke who's kidnapping people!

Ganondorf: You wretched creature! Bokoblins, get these invaders! (An army of bokoblins enter. DK and Ty run towards them. DK raises his fists and Ty readies a boomerang. Crash goes for Ganondorf by throwing a wumpa fruit at his head. Crash tosses another up and down in his hand.) You useless vermin! Ready your blade and fight me! (Ganondorf readies his great swords. Crash gets into a karate position. Crash isn't too bright.) Urrrgh, have at you! (Ganondorf lunges at Crash who nimbly dodges. Crash slides into Ganondorf, knocking him over.)

(Meanwhile, DK is punching bokoblins left and right. One jumps on his back but is knocked out by Ty's boomerang. Ty is throwing boomerangs as fast as he can. A bokoblin runs up close to him but Ty bites him which gets rid of the bokoblin. Crash goes for Ganondorf again but is knocked away by one of his swords. Crash pulls out his fruit bazooka and shoots more fruit at Ganondorf. More bokoblins enter and start cornering DK and Ty near the front entrance. Over the crowd of enemies, Crash is flung next to DK an Ty.)

Ty: (To Crash) G'day. (Crash waves. Ganondorf comes through the crowd.)

Ganondorf: You three are definitely no hero of time. Time to join my collection. (Our three heroes exit out into the forest with Ganondorf right behind. Suddenly, Emperor Bulblax (Pikmin) and two bulborbs come out from the trees.) Hmmm, I guess I'll let these things finish you off. (The door to the lair closes.)

(Ty throws a frostyrang at a bulborb. It freezes and Ty hits him with a regular boomerang, freeing the bulborb. This makes it angry and it lunges at Ty. DK shoots coconuts at the other bulborb which hurts it. It lunges but DK punches it hard into the lair's wall. That kills it and brings down a bunch of crates from the roof. A crate with Aku-Aku painted on it falls on Crash's head and gets stuck. A TNT box lands near the other bulborb. Ty gets his flamerangs and throws one at the TNT box which explodes and kills the bulborb. Meanwhile, Crash is wildly shooting his fruit bazooka with a few fruit hitting Emperor Bulblax. DK pulls the crate off of Crash revealing Aku-Aku inside the crate.)

Aku-Aku: Crash, there you are. Now where are...(Notices Emperor Bulblax.) sweet mother of wumpa fruit! What is that?! (Crash mumbles incoherently.) Ah, I see. Well in that case you better put me on. (Crash puts on Aku-Aku and charges up a beam but Emperor Bulblax jumps up and tries to land on them but they barely dodge. He does, however, grab DK with his mouth.)

Ty: Don't worry buddy! We'll save...(Crash fires Aku-Aku's beam. It hits Emperor Bulblax, killing him and releasing DK.) Woah! Thanks, mate!

Aku-Aku: You're welcome. I am Aku-Aku, and this is my colleague, Crash. (Crash is drinking a smoothie. No one knows where he got it. Not even me.) Um, he's smarter than he looks.

Ty: G'day, Crash. (They shake hands. DK also shakes Crash's hand along with the rest of his body.) Now, we got to... (They are interrupted by a blimp with an N on it soaring above them. Ganondorf is seen inside.)

Aku-Aku: Hey! That's Cortex's ship!

Ty: That must be where they're keeping those kidnapped blokes.

Aku-Aku: Kidnapping? He hasn't done that in awhile.

Ty: We need to go after that ship. (DK grunts in approval. Crash nods in approval.)

Aku-Aku: In that case, Crash lead the way. (Crash goes the wrong way.) No Crash, the other way. (Crash goes the other way and everyone follows.)

End of Episode

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