This proves there are idiots in our world

I get asked by mom to go to the store with my ID, etc to buy a lighter and get change.

I get to the end of my street and run across the road like I usually do

I hear a woman scream her lungs out and apparently I was eventually accused of trying to kidnap this woman and she called the cops on me(I ain't fucking joking)

I had to sit there while she was in the phone with the police fabricating the story to make look bad(shocker) for the cops and her husband

The cops due the usual routine of checking me for weapons, ask for my ID, etc

I get off with this warning from the cops, check your surroundings(basically)

I ain't fucking joking here, this shit literally just happened now and I am home typing about it

This is why a meteorite needs to come and kill us all 😑