Chapter 7 : Just A Normal Night
After the dinner.
You're going around the dorm, yes, again, looking for anything interesting.
But it seems there are nothing much.
Until you see Otto Apocalypse.
"Ah... Hi there. 'Must be one of the stigmata.'"
"Good evening." - He replies.
"Ay..." - You go pass him, but realized something. "Wait a f*cking minute."
You hold him back.
"Oi... There are no stigmata named Otto Apocalypse." - You said.
"Ho, then what about Siegfried Kaslana?" - He said.
"I added him here on a purpose, to cheer our Tuna up." - Author said.
"So... What are you doing here?" - You turns back to Otto.
Otto looks around, make sure there is nobody. Then he grab your arm, and push you into a dark corner.
"Okay... I'm looking for Kallen. And my dear, Theresa too, do you know where are they?"
"Okay, first of all, you killed countless of innocent, and alot of people still dying out there, and you still chilling here and walking around playing hide and seek like there is nothing?"
"Okay here, i can-"
"Nope, second, you killed my best girl, and shot my waifu, and ruining some relationship of a random Tuna. And you are playing around?"
"Okay listen here, i."
"And i heard that you're planning to Kill Rita."
"Wait, i can explain."
"No you don't have any chance left." - You said, then bring out Golden Experience.
Meanwhile, Author is sit on a fricking chair, and eating snacks while looking everything.
"Okay here. Author, help me a hand, i know you have a better storyline for this world."
"Yeah, but i hate you." - Author said, while drinking soda.
"Fuck you."
"Enough, i shall see that is your last words."
"Wait wait... Author help." - Otto asking for help.
"7 page muda him, Y/n." - Author said.
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!! *taking a breath* MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA *taking another breath* MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay... The 7 page muda is done... My turn." - Otto still survive after it.
"What?"
"Okay, stop here, let me continue." - Author stands up.
Otto : *thumbs up, and fall down*
"Okay, so basically, he's a good man in this world, the storyline on your potato phone is just from the base universe, the one we are standing here is just a better universe, but he's a piece of shit as well." - Author looks to Otto.
"Okay... Anyway... Is he dead?"
"No, i don't think so."
"Thank god... Nah, i need to go around, looking if there is anything."
"Sure, go ahead." - The author slowly disappear.
You go to the lobby, sees almost everyone is gather there.
Theresa (Violet Executer) sees you.
"Ah Captain, have you seen Kallen(s) and Sakura(s)?"
"Well... I haven't seen them in today, but what are you guys doing here?"
"Well... We're about to play Russian Roulette... Wanna join?" - She said.
"Russian Roulette... Wait what the f*ck?"
"We used toy guns, BB bullets." - She said.
"Ah, count me in. Do you need me to call Kallen(s) and Sakura(s)?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
Then you find a way to their room.
You're about to knock their door, but hearing some moaning inside, especially Kallen's.
Meanwhile, at where Otto falls.
The author is also there, watching TV, while eating popcorn.
Otto slowly stands up, magically pulls out a shotgun from nowhere. And load it.
"Author... Did you did this on purpose?"
"Uh oh."
BOOM HEADSHOT
Back to Y/n.
You decide to knock.
"Oh shoot! What time is it?" - You hear Sakura's voice.
"I don't know... We've do this for all day... And i want more." - You hear Kallen's voice.
"Anyways, wear your clothes. Imma check out who is it."
"Wait, lemme." - You heard another Sakura's voice.
"Yare yare, let me, you guys go prepare." - You hear another Sakura's voice.
Then the door is opened. It's Darkbolt Jonin.
"..."
"..."
"Ah..."
"Don't even ask about it." - She said.
"... Okay, they're about to play Russian Roulette, what do you guys say?" - You ask.
But she still shows no emotions.
"... Have you be this cold?"
"Get away, before i stab you in the ass."
"Okay... Okay... By what?"
"My Kunai?"
"... Okay... I'm leaving." - And you can see Sakura(s) and Kallen(s) is wearing clothes.
Then the door closed.
"So... Darkbolt, i didn't expected you to be that cold to the Captain..."
"Shut the fuck up... Please shut the fuck up... I forgot to wear pants... And glad he didn't see it... I didn't notice that when i open the door." - Darkbolt Jonin covers her face by using her hands, you can say she's blushing as well.
Later.
"Okay... Is everyone here?"
"Yes."
"Okay, begin."
2 hours later, bed time.
You lost 24 times straight, but you still win the name "Unluckiest Captain of the day."
You feeling tired, you go back to your bedroom, but on the way, you going pass by Bronya(s) and Seele(s) with the twins room.
You heard Seele's moaning inside.
You : Finally... My 2 years of training. *picks up phone* *take a deep breath* FBI - SANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then you continue going back to your room, and hearing windows being burst open by someone.
"Sector clear! Waiting orders!"
"Smash that door!"
A FBI agent kick open that door, then about 10 agents going inside.
"But sir... They're lolis... So that means... We have sinned?"
"... GET THIS GUY!"
"GET SIR FIRST!"
And you go inside your room, doesn't give a damn fuck about what is happening to the FBI squad.
You don't bother to turn the lights on, because you want to sleep too.
And Night Squire is already sleeping on her bed, but you don't see Umbral Rose.
So you don't care much about it, you lie down your bed.
"What a day..." - You trying to reach your pillow, but the pillow comes itself. "Wait a minute, this is not the Exorcist."
"Well.. Captain, sleep well." - Then you see Rita.
"Rita? What are you doing on my bed?"
"Well... Waiting for you to go to sleep... Just in case you need something from me."
"Thank you, but i don't need anything now."
"Is that so? So goodnight, Captain." - She said, then she slowly goes to her bed.
'Hah... What a day... So this is my first day on this fucking isekai fanfiction... From a fucking M author. Jesus Christ... I hope when i open my eyes... Everything will go back to normal... But i enjoy being here....'
You close your eyes.
So 7 chapters passed, but it's just 1 day in the story.
Another day is coming.
End of Chapter 7
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So... When did she have a school?
Precious picture...
Fucking shot him, use everything you got.
Okay, that shit is a spider, and i hit it like 10 times by using my broom, and i think it's still alive.
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