"Hah it's nice to have sweet dreams in your sleep." - You said as you entered the dorm in the afternoon, just woke up from your nap.

The things inside the dorm is... Messed up literally, there's a bunch of strange people inside here now, and they're radiating more chaos energy. You slapped yourself but it doesn't wake you up.

"Author what the f-"

Leave your braincells outside

No braincells here

Together, we are dum

Together, we dum

To-

"AUTHOR!" - You yell.

"What."

"Jesus christ what the hell is going on?" - You asked him as you take a peek inside the dorm again, it's still the same, more people, more chaos.

"Uh, usual chaos you'd see everyday on this ship?" - Author saying.

"No. Who are you guys please get out of my house i'm calling the 911." - You said to those strange faces that you haven't seen before.

"Bro what is 911?" - One of them asked, they looked like... Kiana but ponytail instead of twintail like normally.  

"Wait... Kiana is that you?"

"Yes Captain. I was once your favorite salty Tuna but now I'm matured, you can call me Flame Salty Tuna." - That Kiana said, you looked at her for a while before dials the police on your phone. 

Someone snatched your phone out of your hand, you looked around and sees a girl with... cat ears and tail running away from you.

"Hey get back here!" - You caught up to that girl, only to bumped into some a forest of booba. 

BOOBA

BOOBA

BOOBA

UWOOOOOOO BOOOOBAAAAAA

"Author what the fuck iashoaisfhsa why are there too many 3 headed monsters around on Hyperion?" - You dragged Author out of the air and asked him.

"Ah so you didn't know anything at all." - Author said.

"What?"

"To make it simple, almost 2 years passed since the last chapter of this fanfic, so you can say you've been through some sort of cyropod sleeping." - He explained.

"...."

"...."

"What the f?"

"Trust me bro I know it's hard to believe but everyone here's... You have none of them but I feel mercy for you so I brought them all here." - Author said while showed off his kindness to you.

"Those are the girls you haven't had in collection right." - You asked him while looking to all those strange girls.

A second later, Author wrestles with you, with you being beaten up badly because he attacked you without any warning.

"Don't underestimate my luck! I have changed! I have them!" - Author showed off his collection, as he said, he do indeed have some of the girls. "How do you feel to be left behind now, dear Y/n-kun?" - He said with a smug face on his face. 

"Ah, you don't have Mobius yet. Ah, you don't have Sentience yet too. Ah, then there's also Fla-" 

"STOP ITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!" - He  slapped you in the face.

"Anyways, I will introduce you to the new members of Hyperion, who will live together with you until the end of the universe!" - He introduced the new people to you after beating you up.

We have, 

Uchiha Mei (beaten up her "best friend" badly, took her shit, joined some suspicious guys and playing amogus with them only to destroy 50k years old worth of equipments yes of course i haven't talked about sentient beings that she killed again which might provided lots of valuable experience in beating Honkai)

Yatta Chicken. (Just Senti. And Just Yatta. P/s, never put her near Ai-chan or they will collab and that will be the doom of your wallet)

Archer Durandal. (Just an Archer who mainly uses fists n foot.)

Lancer Durandal. (Fate fans... Assemble.)

Rita lighting Type. (Oh my fucking god her trailer theme has the best fucking music in all of Honkai Trailers and you can't change my mind, she's also very elegant, her combat moves are basically tango dance but she murder everyone on the dance floor.) 

Rita but she use an extra rapier for some reason.

Bronya but her legs can be used. (She can hack your housework folder)

Seele but she's completely Red. (Yes you didn't hear it wrong, normally we had the Seele that can constantly swap between two modes of herself which made the players feel less threatened but now she's completely on the Red side of her so the worst sceranio is you may find yourself stripped and tied up in her clos-)

Himeko- (Oh wait she's dead)

Kallen- (Oh wait she's dead)

Sakura- (Oh wait she's dead)

Theresa- (Oh wait no new battlesuit)

Rozaliya- (...) (...) (Uh, yeah... It's... I can't think of any joke for her this time.)

Raven. (Yes the thicc n beeg booba waifu Honkai fans been craving for since the Arc City finally is playable in 5.2 and she's still thicc everytime i use her to sprint in  open world maps holy jesus-)

Herrscher of Flamescion. (Our annoying, little, precious Tuna that we followed since the beginning of the story, has matured at last, now she will fight for everything that is beauty in the world. She's no longer the Kiana Kaslana we knew, but she's now the Kiana Kaslana that will fight for those who have fallen.)

Adult Bronya. (Booba.)

You slapped author and punched him hard. 

"WHY THE HELL IT SHIFTED FROM BEING WHOLESOME AT FLAMESCION TO PLAIN BOOBA UNDER LESS THAN 2 SECONDS?" - You yelled at his face. 

"Don't worry, Y/n-kun." - He winked to you and gave you a thumbs up. "You'll get what I was saying soon." 

"..." - You looked at him disgusted.

"Don't worry, I will show you the... My favorite part of the new members... Nyeheheheheheh..." - Author said as he switched the lights on and off.

The 13 Heroes of the Previous Era, Flame Chasers.

They were all MANTIS. The strongest remaining warriors of mankind that together fought against Herrschers. Each with their own tragic backstories such as the neko girl who lived happily with her cats and one day she get arrested and got surgery done on her by Elon Musk which grants her cat ears and tail, also she's so lucky that she evaded a literal nuke by having a stomache.

If that doesn't convince you enough there's also this magician girl whose habit is to create nuclear weapons if not the weapons that could take lives and once let the monkeys on an island to play battle royale. 

Though there were differences between them, and there were invisible barriers between almost everyone of the 13 heroes they were brought together by using the power of Jesus--

Now I introduce to you, the 13 Flame Chasers!

1. Grandpa Kevin. 

- At young age, he was a happy, charming student.

- Also he fought Honkai using baseball bat, so its confirmed that the baseball bats are something strong in this universe.

- When matured, he became one of the best soldiers of mankind by fusing his cells with a refrigerator which resulted for him to become a walking fridge or a mobile air conditioner which made people who didn't like him to stay close to him in summer. 

- At day, he's the example of a prime hero which slays beasts and save mankind with his fellow comrades.

- At night... He's not batman but he's some emo boi who cries over some past decision which. 

- Also he nuked... "Some" of his friends which is one of the many reasons that why there's only 13 Flame Chasers. 

- Is a handsome boi, cool boi by every mean, the strongest boi but still a virgin for the past 50k years just like some walls of china.

- His era passed, he is no longer a hero. Now he is just some average instant noodle enjoyer. 

2. Elysegs, ahem sorry I mean Elysia.

- Is the type of girl that flirts with everyone all the time and sometimes at night you'd hear her moaning in her room.

- Makes everyone happy by pissing off most of them.

- Is naughty.

- Is naughty.

- Is naughty.

- What's important has to be recite 3 times.

- Is beautiful.

- Is beautiful.

- Is 24/7 horny as fu-

- She is the main reason why the other 12 Flame Chasers were able to stay close and stand together, she even used her own life to put the rest of the mankind together. 

- The Only Herrscher of the Old World that fought for mankind, you can say that she's the beginning of the "fighting for mankind" mindset of these Herrscher we are having in the New World. 

- Booba n thighs, very nice. 

3. Aponia. 

- She's a nun.

- She's not a nun.

- But she will definitely punish you if you're a bad boi.

- Big badonkers with her outfit designs enough to trigger every single living and dying being of a land with cancel culture which symbol is a blue bir-

- She will listen to every shit coming out from your mouth- (Oh Aponia I would like to confess that I have been playing valorant and genshin these days while abandoned my own children and I have regrets over fapped to some unholy henta-)

- She's scary and mysterious if you've just met her. (Yes the first time she met Mei...

She literally drugged Mei, dragged her to her home without her permission which is kidnapping.

Aponia : Hey uhm Ima kill you in 10 days.

Mei : what the fuck are you-

Aponia : Uh oops times up ima watch my favorite show of all time Rick and Morty-

And that repeated for a several times. )

- But deep within her, she's just a helpless person who couldn't bear to watch people's destined death and can't change them no matter how hard she tried.

- Also she needs some sleep.

- Mommy.

4. Eden.

- Once a very famous singer, known for her heavenly voice by the people of the Old Era.

- Now in the New Era, she is known for her elegant movestyle and her caring personalities and two big honkers honkies badonkers-

- She's rich as f- (Edenpleasebecomemysugarmommy)

- She's very rich but someone in the Flame Chasers still do stealing for a living. 

- I ship her with Elysia.

- Beeg booba.

- Elegant as f-

- During the middle of a fight she will pull out her big harp and plays a song which literally kills her enemies by giving them eargasm-

- Mommy. 

5. Vill-V.

- She is an engineer, a genius, a magician, a chef, a billionaire, a playboy, a philanthropist and your mom. (Also my mom too)

- She is mentally disabled because her IQ is too high. (If you get the reference, yes)

- She has 7 total personalities in one body which means if you marry her you'll get 6 more wives in extra but I must warn you by let you look at this meme which my friend sent to me.

- She has 7 different modes which means some modes can suit your taste for example, I choose the second one because yes, who wouldn't want segs. But you didn't get to choose and if you somehow get the latter ones then congratulation, you're done for.

- She is really entertaining until she pulled out her handmade cannons. 

- Many personalities, but only one signature pair of big badonkers. 

- Her gameplay is really fun and you'll get it by having her first.

- Mommy.

6. Kalpass. 

- He's one of the main reasons why Mei need a therapist after 6 chapters worth of Honkai stories in Sussy Realm. 

- He's passively angery as fuck 24/24 and no one can approach her unless its Sakura-

- And also he is a walking nuke so I suggest only provoke him when you wanted the global warming to escalate really quick. 

- Despite his anger issues he's just another emo and broken boi deep within who hold grief over not being able to protect anyone despite how hard he tried. Still, dont get close to him. 

- He's the only male characters that the playerbase wanted to be playable despite them wanting only female characters because of his whole bakery.

- Let me tell you, Kalpas was a psychopath murderer for his own reasons, but he's having an entire bakery for no reason at all, and we wanted him to be playable so badly-

- Also this guy is the center of the question of the century : "Does Kalpas shit standing or sitting?" 

- His ass is thick as fuck holy moly-

7. Su. 

- He's really calm.

- One of the best people to come by in Elysian Realm. 

- He's often mistaken as a girl by new players or genshin fans who are interested in characters only. 

- He can literally sleep throughout an entire meeting without anyone knowing because his eyes shut everytime you see him.

- Once he's pissed off he'll use the 150 hits combo Signets to erase your existence from the universe so I suggest not to piss him off as well.

8. Sakura.

- Virgil's daughter. 

- Motivated to dodge every single attack of the enemy then proceed to bitch slap them.

- Can freeze time during the battle to grab a plastic chair to comfort herself.

- People ship her with Kalpas and I am one of them, which is sad because they never get together even in New Era as sims. 

- Usagi janai, kitsune da. 

- Yae Miko is that- famous last words of a genshin fan. 

- She's the Impostor Slayer of the team when she has the Yamato-

- She's really cute sometimes.

- Not a deadweight. 

- Has both arms. 

9. Kosma.

- Emo boi.

- Young boi.

- You wouldn't understand him if you don't have this specific notebook written by Elysia about how to communicate with him (Trust me this is mentioned in an actual ingame dialogue in Chapter 3 of Elysian Realm)

For example, when he says this : ....

It means "What are you doing here?"

And for : ....

It means "I don't understand what you are talking about."

For : ....

It is : "You misunderstood it, but okay." 

- Is a lolicon. (He denied, which is a nail in the coffin)

- Needs some sleep as well. 

- Holds some key information about Project Ark - One of the best story material has yet to be exploit by both developers and fanfic writers but mihoyo just changed the Project Ark entire purpose so thank you so much for that Genshin stans for pressuring them.

10. Mobius.

- Sassy loli. 

- Dangerous loli.

- Legal loli.

- I'm using the word loli so much I feel like i'm being cancelled somewher-

- No badonkers but her old body holy f- she was a mommy before she returned to being a child.

- She has some mental problems as well when she didn't know who killed her favorite assistance, to the point she even rebuilt another version of her because she missed her so much even though it's illegal for them to have segs everynight. 

- She need hugs, pats and love like everyone else. Unless she's inviting you for experiment.

- Always say "no" to her requests.

Mobius : Hey you don't want to join my experiment right?

Me : no- wait oh fuck.

- She is a snek, and I admit, it is very tempting to imagine what her throat feels like when you shove your Iskandar  Missile in it-

- She gives the best signets in Elysian Realm if you're playing as V from DMC 5.

- It's morbin' time.

11. Griseo. 

- Loli that I don't know if she's legal or not- (Mostly illegal because she's still underage because a sim can't age and her mindset still stays that way for a long time)

- Don't get close to her if Kosma is nearby or otherwise he'll-

- She really likes to paint things even though most of her paintings don't have a meaning to me at least or I just could not understand her art at all. 

- She painted an entire world of Genshin Impact-

- She can get "painted" by others when standing near them for too long, and no it's not painting her with your juice- Officer yes it's that reader, get them.

- Elon Musk still hasn't gone to space yet but this girl, at a very young age has gone to space all by herself. 

12. Hua.

- You guys are too familiar to her, the best cutting board in the entire Honkai series. 

- Different from her usual selfs that we met, we get to see a Fu Hua that isn't confident that much in her own strength when facing against dangerous foes. 

- Also her Signets are basically if you don't dodge on the right time your buffed stats are reduced a bit. 

- She's also one of the calmest person among the 13 Flame Chasers, just like Su. 

- I don't have any joke about her so here you go, Great wall of China-

13. Pardofelis.

- One of my favorite characters in Flame Chasers.

- She's really cute.

- She's really kind and helpful.

- She's that little sister figure that everyone wished for.

- Admit it, we all were heartbroken when she died in Mei's hands.

- She's very lazy also.

- Booba.

- Her cat is cute.

- She might steal your stuff.

- And most importantly, must pat her.

-  And yes segs if you like.

- Give her shinies and she'll do everything possible for the amount you paid her.

- Yes even segs. 

"Any question?" - The Author asked after his presentation about the Flame Chasers ended.

You raised your hand.

"Yes you."

"How long did you spend to make the presentation." - You asked.

".... an hour." 

"..."

"..."

"YOU CAN MAKE A LONG ASS PRESENTATION LIKE THAT BUT HAVEN'T UPDATE THIS STORY FOR NEARLY 2 YEARS YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!" 

You jumped in and engage Author in hand to hand combat.

"BITCH SHUT UP I HAVE MY OWN STUFF TO DO!"

"LIST THE STUFFS YOU HAVE DONE THEN!!"

"FAQ!!!!!!!!" 

They fought for a bit before both ran out of breath. 

End of chapter. 

So lots of stuffs happened in 2 years since the last time i updated this story which... Yeah I got bored while writing this story as you can see in the newest chapters, I used some ideas which exhausted me completely. 

But now I'm back and feeling fresh to write this again, soooo maybe i'll try and keep it up again. 

Alright here's some memes. 

EARLESS PARDO

EARLESS PARDOOOOO

Ngl i sometimes wonder if Kevin can be a good grandfather to Kiana.

Mona please come home I wanted to fail Yoimiya banner for you.

WHY JEANNNNN WHYYYYYYYYY YOU'RE AT C2 ALREADY STOPPPPPP