Mista : Okay, this is not a new Chapter for the story you're looking at.

Since 4 is unlucky, and this chapter have like TWO OF 4.

So..............

*takes pistol out*

You better stop reading before i fire at you.

You sure want to go down?

This is an unlucky Chapter, you should go back now.

Final warning, leave or misfortune will come to you.

Ahhh....

Fine.

Okay begin.

Sun is rishing.

Everyone is still sleeping peacefully.

Until Ai-chan blast this :

"Ahhhh........ What a fresh morning..............." - You wake up, in Kasumi's bed.

"Good morning, Cap." - Everyone else in the room is also getting up at the same time.

"Good morning, girls." - You jumps down from bed, and slowly going outside, going to the bathroom.

Take a bath, brush your teeth.

Then wear new clothes, and get your ass to the kitchen.

It's currently 5:43AM.

Surprisingly that Mei and Rita is not here yet, you're wondering why.

Because you just used 280 crystal, pull the expansion supply, and guess what you get?

DooDoo S-rank.

(Damn... 5k crystal gone in total... I know, i said i won't pull for her...

But... Somethings... Someone... Tell me to do it... And my fingers move on its own.

Ai-chan : Actually it's me tricking him.)

So... Probably Rita(s) have been busying with DooDoo(s).

And... For Mei(s)? You already know, Tuna(s) didn't let them sleep.

(I can read your mind right now, and they didn't did 'that' with them.)

You look around, the kitchen is completely empty, and there's alot of ingredients and food in the fridge.

"You know what? It's Soma time." - You said, then open the fridge.

10 minutes later.

The Queen slowly walking to the kitchen, because she smelled something nice.

"*sniff* *sniff*" - She peeks in. (Well, if you remember about Chapter 2 or Chapter 3 of this book, you'll probably remember that the Queen steals food from fridge right? Yep.)

Queen : Hmph, pathetic human, why do i have to steal Human's fo-

Author : *brings out Pizza and Mozzarella cheese*

Queen : ...

It's Gyro time.

She peeks in, sees you're cooking.

"Darling?" - She calls you.

"Hm?" - You turn back, seeing the Queen is slowly stepping inside the kitchen. "What did you just..."

"I called you Darling?"

"... Anyways..."

"I smelled something nice... So i came. I didn't know that you can cook." - She said.

"Well... Actually i know some. And since Mei and Rita are not here yet, i should perform some of my skills."

"Hm..." - She come closer, take a look at the food you're cooking.

These are strange food, she never saw it before.

"Can i ask what are those?" - She looking at you.

"These are the foods back in my hometown..." - You said, and remembered all the food your mom did for you to enjoy. And you did learn to cook after her. "Here, have a try." - You take a spoon, then feed her some soup.

At first, she smell it first. Then she slowly taste it.

"Well?" - You looking at her.

"It's Delicious." - She said. "Can i have more?"

"Wait for me then. Can you call the others to come? Breakfast is ready." - You said, then starting to take the dishes with the bowls out.

"Sure."

The Queen walks out, and calling the others to raid the kitchen.

And you're preparing the dishes.

And When Tuna(s) got called by the Queen, they're Hela confusing.

"So... Mei-senpai didn't cook... Because she've been busy with us... So... Who's cooking..." - Moonbeam ask.

"I have no idea..." - Divine Prayer.

"Probably Rita, and we don't need to worry much." - White Comet.

"Good point."

Later, after seeing you cook the breakfast.

"I take that back."

"You should."

"Morning, girls." - You said, and put the dishes on the table.

"Um... Cap. You know how to cook?" - White ask.

"Yes, why?" - You are little bit confusing.

"Oh...... 'Well... Shit...' Nevermind." - She really wants to escape right now, and as the others, except for the Queen, because she already tasted one.

But they afraid it'll broke your heart, technically, you get your ass to the kitchen to make breakfast for your beloved Valkyries, and if they reject it, none will know what will happen.

"Okay..." - They all slowly sits down.

"Anyone wants coffee? Or tea?" - You ask.

"No... We're fine..." - They said.

And slowly, they tries to hold off their fears, and start enjoying your cooking.

And it turns out... They enjoyed it. Alot.

And they're enjoying it noisy now, not quiet as 10 seconds ago.

"Phew." - You're happy because they're enjoying it, and you're drinking coffee.

"Ah, any plan today, Cap? It's Sunday."

"Hm... Good Question, let's go to America, join a horse race, and kill the president, because Jesus told me to."

"What?"

"What?"

"..."

"Kidding, how about................... Going to the-"

"GOOD MORNING HYPERION GANG!" - Author steps out from a portal.

"Morning." - The Valkyries.

"B*tch how dear you still alive?" - You.

"..."

"Anyways, anything?"

"Yes. I have plans for today." - Author shows you some piece of papers.

"What are those... Raiding Area 51... Going to Wakanda... Joining Doraemon world... Visit an old castle?"

"Bizarre, pick one, and i'll put you Isekai again."

"What?"

"Kidding. Pick one."

"... Hm... The Old Castle sounds nice." - You said.

"It is?"

"Yeah."

"Sounds interesting to me." - Otto appears.

"Ay... Can i go with ya? Probably there'll be some crystal." - Ai-chan appears.

"... *facepalm* *whispering* bunch of retards..." - You.

"Okay, when will we go?"

"Now. After done the breakslow."

"... What?"

Author takes out a Tesseract cube.

"I got it back again." - Author said.

And later, when everyone is ready for the new journey.

"Okay, i will begin." - Author said, then he use the Tesseract, teleporting everyone to the Old Castle.

Void Ranger : Hey, where is Cecilia?

Meanwhile, some random base underground.

??? : Good morning agent C.

Cecilia is wearing an agent's hat.

Back to the case!

"... This castle looks... Big." - You said, it's truly a big castle, it's on Europe.

"..."

"So, get in, guys." - Author said, then he opens the entrance.

"It is safe to get in?" - You ask.

"C'mon, what can be wrong?"

"Just need to make sure."

"Fine. [Scary Monsters]" - Author open his bag, from his bag, alot of small raptors appears, running inside the castle.

Diego : Hey give me back my dino.

"It's safe."

"Okay..."

You and the Hyperion gang slowly get inside the castle.

"So. We should spread out. To 10 groups."

"Why 10?"

"Well.... Because this place is huge, just follow my raptors, they'll remember the path."

"And you?"

"I'll stay here, making sure nothing happened."

"Okay."

You and everyone spread out into 9 different groups, exploring the Castle.

"Hm." - Author going down a hidden ladder, going down to a small room underneath the castle, it have alot of screens, like a secret base under a base. "Now. Since this Chapter is twice the misfortune, we shall give Y/n alot of lemons." - He said, then starting to observing through the screen, it's displaying everything in the castle.

You see, he already planned everything all along, just for some lemon?

Because that's what heroes do.

Welcome, to the True Man's World.

And he planted alot of traps, and some spooky thingy, making this place like it's haunted, and Author will just disappear, like someone got him.

"Fufufu..." - He looking at the control panel. And looking at your group.

You're with the Queen, Stygian Nymph, Raven with her World Serpent friends, miHoYo-chan and along with Shadow Knight.

"This place looks... Spooky..." - Seele said.

"Don't worry... I'm here..." - You said, and looking at a painting on the wall.

It's someone with 3 donut on his hair.

"Fufu..." - Author pressed something.

The eyes on the painting moved on its own.

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - You jumps to the Queen, she catches you.

"Woah there..." - She surprised, and lemon is getting closer.

"What was that! What was that??" - You looking at the painting again.

"..."

The others looking at the painting, sees it's normal.

"You ok, Cap?" - Shadow Knight ask.

"I swear, the eyes just moved."

"Probably the overwork drives you out..." - Shadow Knight opens a door, near the painting. There's a big room inside.

"Should we go in?" - Jackal ask.

"Sure." - Raven said, then she with her gang going inside that room.

And you're getting off from the Queen.

"Sorry.. That was..." - You said.

"Yeah, no big deal, you can always count on me." - She said.

When Raven, her gang, and Shadow Knight get inside, the door suddenly closed by their own. And they're locked.

"What?" - Grey Snake surprised.

"I got this, Stand back."

"AHHHHH!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN!" - You jumps to The Queen again, and miHoYo-chan with Seele is quiet afraid now, they should've stay home.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

You heard Fu Hua's Ora-ing the door, but the door is still there, not being blasted away.

"That door was made from Vibranium." - Author said, while sipping coffee.

"Ouch ouch..." - Fu Hua's hand is... Kinda hurt...

"You good?" - Raven ask.

"No."

"Time for some fun." - Author pressed a button.

They look around, there's only one piano inside this room.

Piano :

The piano play it loud, even you standing outside can hear it.

"AHHHH!!! THE PROTAGONIST'S THEME!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!" - The Queen shout, and she jumped at you, you catch her, while shaking.

And Seele is already passed out.

"Raptor-chan! Bring us back!!!!" - miHoYo-chan shout, but the raptor is gone.

"!! My raptors.." - Author didn't sense his raptors anymore. "What..." - But he doesn't care, he just keep going for lemon.

"So.... Can you let me off... It's kinda hard to... Breathe..." - You said.

"Oh.. Sorry... Ehehe..." - The Queen lets you go.

"So... Who agree to go back?" - You ask.

All of them raise their hands.

"Okay, but where is the raptor?" - You ask.

"I dunno."

"Nah, we can fine a way back. There's not much... We can get out easily..." - You're very confident, until seeing the castle is nothing but a fricking giant maze. "Sike."

"So... I'm scared..." - miHoYo-chan hugs you. "Onii-chan..."

FBI : We need to get in.

CIA : But it's a maze.

FBI : WE DON'T FUCKING CARE.

miHoYo-chan right now :

(And again, if anyone dares to make her cry, imma throw moon at him)

"So... We should go... Hopefully we'll get to the way out..." - You said, and slowly stepping forward.

"Fufufu... Time for some fun..." - Author just pressed something.

A hole appears on the floor, and Seele falls inside it.

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!"

She screams before disappeared, making it more scarier.

And don't worry, she's safe.

She fells on a couch, there's Swallowtail Phantasm and Bronya(s).

"Welcome to the 'can't avoid traps' gang."

"..."

There's TV, and some snacks.

Back to you.

miHoYo-chan : Active Joestar Secret Technique : N I G E R U N D A Y O

And she's running in the hallway.

"Ahhh!!! Wait for me! miHoYo-chan!!!" - You just chase after her.

"No running in the halls." - Some guy in black, point his fingers up got miHoYo-chan into a room.

There's almost everyone inside, they violated the law.

"Detention for you."

And the guy disappear.

Only you and the Queen left.

"My favorite ship. Now let's send them to that room." - Author said, then he's about to press the 'Torture' button.

But someone grab onto his arm.

"??" - He looks back, sees Diego.

"Hello there... You messed up, it's this one." - Diego points at a button have a heart.

"Ah thanks." - Author press it.

"Fuck it, since you stole my dino, you're coming with me." - Diego grab Author, then pull him away.

"Wait! Wait! I want to see the lemon!!!"

"No wait! The president already got the corpse! You're coming with me!"

"Nooooo!!!"

And Author got away from the game, while no one understand what happened.

"... So... Queen.. What should we do now..." - You ask.

"I don't know."

And suddenly, another hatch open right below them.

"Frick." - You both.

You and the Queen fell to a room, with a bed, it have 2 pillow, and a blanket have a heart on it.

The wall is painted Pink, with hearts everywhere, and there's some lights on.

"Why do i have a bad feeling about this." - You said.

"Let's have ***, Y/n... I'm so ho*** now..." - The Queen looks at you, and you saw some heart in her eyes as well.

"Woah woah!!! Chill!!!" - You tries to get away.

But too late, she pin you down to the bed, and magically removing your clothes, then her.

"Stop!!!"

"Fu fu fu... How about no? Just you and me, trapped here."

"Ah god damn it.... Author help!!!!"

"Fu fu.. Imma fuck you so hard... You'll get me pregnant..." - She said, and you know you can't stop her now.

Welp.

You know what happens next, so i am not going to tell you.

End of Chapter 44

Mista : Finally... It ended...

Author : I assume not, if we can make it to Chapter 444

Mista : *shooting Author rapidly* who killed Author...

Me : Do not touch my new waifu, Ai-chan. *takes out infinity Gauntlet and Stormbreaker*

The Big Three of Hyperion Gang.

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANE- I MEAN OTTO!

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE OTTO!

Player : *Got excited for the Queen have her own Pri-Arm in 4.0*

miHoYo :

Me : Yare Yare Daze...

99% of us will did this.

1% will do the same, but they'll hesitant for a moment, my job is get rid of them.

A Goose tries to eat a Goose... Bizarre

Speaking of Bizarre

Priest... Dino... Is that a fucking JoJo reference?