quartz: i'm benji's best friend

andy: and both of my parents are alive

benji: what?!

andy: sorry, i thought we were just saying things that are impossible

tiffy:
i'm tiffy noir-
night heo-
noir night-
shit

lee: what doesn't kill me should run, because now i'm fucking pissed

the miraculous gang: souris maléfique, my arch enemy.

mariposa: ... i thought i was your arch enemy?

tmg: i have a life outside of you, dark mariposa.

pierre: dumbest scar stories, go!

nessa: i burned my tongue once drinking tea.

quartz: i dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

lee: i have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

benji: i was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and i got a really bad burn.

andy: ...

andy: i have emotional scars.

*squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

pierre: *finger guns*

nessa: oh no

quartz: *cries* i love you too

lee: sounds fake but okay

benji: *a flustered mess*

andy: can i get a refund?

aiden: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

nessa: >:O language

quartz: yeah watch your fucking language

lee: OKAY WHO TAUGHT QUARTZ THE FUCK WORD?

pierre: 'the fuck word'.

tiffy: are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

quartz: Oh my god he censored it

pierre: say fuck, tiffy.

quartz: do it, tiffy. say fuck.

aiden: on the count of three, what's your favorite cake? one, two, three-

aiden and tiffy, in unison: chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

qierre: our turn, lee! one, two, three- vanilla!

lee, deadpan: i've never had cake, what is cake?

night noir: can you keep a secret?

ladybeetle: do you know anything about my life?

night noir: no, i do not. good point.

andy: i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

benji: you're like 15 years old

andy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

tiffy: okay, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. aiden's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. we can't get he out...

I have 1000 words done on the chapter but it's only half done or at least still has another 300 to 500... So here you go 😊

Also one thing, does anyone know what chat means? It's my favourite word and I want to somehow incorporate it in this story. Especially since chat is an aussie slang.