This chapter has some Dirty jokes in the Cards against humanity bit so... yeah \(•_•)/ just letting you know I spose :)

I walked into Starbucks, my palms clammy and face hot. The nerves were slowly getting worse through out the day. Jack and I were meeting here today. The guy I've been talking to for about a month. I scanned the room and saw a girl with short black hair with red tips. She wore a black shirt with a red sticker on the front that said "Hi, My names 'Jack'" I had a matching sticker with my name on it. That's how we were gonna find each other. Jack didnt want to send a picture of himself. I went up to the girl, confused.
"Jack?"
"Oh uh hey, Uhm, YN..." she smiles nervously. "Jack is short for Jackie." Clarifies.
"Oh that makes sence." I grin happily, "why didnt you just tell me you were a girl?"
"Scared you would judge me." Jackie looks at the ground.
"Oh no! I would never judge you. Dont worry." I smile and sit across from her. "How are things with Ivy?"
"Well... I mean she's  warming up to me I spose." Jackie shrugs.
"That's good." I nod.
"What's up with you?"
"Well... I dont know- WAIT NO! Theres this guy I hate, Elijah and he is just the worst and he decided the other day "Oh hey, Let's not fight anymore" like- sis- I cant right now." I rant, making Jackie burst into a fit of snickers.
"I bet you he likes you."
"Ew no." I cringe at the thought of Elijah.
"Call me when he asks you out."
"Uhm, No thank you." I pause for a moment, "Elijahs the worst."
"Whatever, man."
"Okay, Wait, did you know that people with blue eyes have higher pain tolerance?"
"Really?"
And we talked for like an hour before sadly, Jackie had to go.
***
"Shut up." I snap my head up at Elijah suddenly.
"I didnt say anything?"
"You were thinking. Its annoying."
"Okay then." Elijah rolls his eyes and turns away from me towards the rest of the group. "Didnt we call truce?" Elijah asks.
"Technically, yes. But I can still call you out for being annoying."
"Oh of f*cking course." Elijah groans, annoyed.
"Rude." I cross my arms.
"As amusing as this is, I wanna keep playing our game cuz I have the perfect card." Amie comments, gesturing to the game of Cards against humanity we were playing. Sub picks up the black card.
"World war two wouldnt have happened if 'blank' had 'blank'" He picked up the white ones. "'Trump had Bees?' With the question mark on bees so I'm assuming it's an aggressive "BEES?" then we have," Sub read off the other three before snickering and reading "'World War 2 wouldnt have happened if Hitlers dad had Cheeky bum sex'" I physically could not hold in my laugh as I started wheezing on the floor.
"This shouldn't be this funny but it is." I wheeze, grasping the arm of the closest person to me. Everyone was also laughing but not nearly as hard as I was. "Who did that one?"
"Me. I did it." Elijah speaks up, grabbing my wrist and pulling me back up to a sitting position. That's when I realized it was his arm that I grasped.
"I still very much dislike you but, you are a LEGEND!"
"I see this as an absolute win." Elijah takes the black card and claims his victory.
"But I had the aggressive Bees!" Ethan exclaims.
"Well I had Hitlers dads cheeky bum sex so it doesnt matter!" Elijah teases Ethan by holding up the card in front of his face.
"That is by far the weirdest sentence I have ever heard!" Sub wheezes.
"Agreed." Amie nods.
"Sorry, guys. I've gotta go to class." I stand up and grab my backpack before walking out of the dorm.
***
My phone buzzed in my pocket and I checked the message. It was from Jackie.
J- So...
J- I asked Ivy out
Y- That's great, what did she say
J- we're going out this weekend
Y- Yes! This is great
J- ikr
J- Turns out she is Bisixual and has had a crush on my lesbian a*s for like two months
Y- W h o a
J- Y e a h
***
I sang quietly to music with my ear buds in as a wrote an essay on the history of film. I heard a knock on the front door so I took my earbuds out and went to answer the door.
"Who is it?"
"Elijah."
"Go away."
"I left my hat in there yesterday."
"Come on." I groan.
"Can I get it?"
"What does it look like?" I sigh, refusing to let Elijah into my dorm. Elijah sighed from the other side of the door.
"Just let me in?"
"Fine." I open the door and Elijah walked in, went over to the couch and looked behind it. He bent over at a weord angle, sticking his arm down the back of the couch before standing up again, this time with a black hat that said "Premio" on it.
"I'll be going now." He flips the hat before setting it backwards on his head.
"Good." I roll my eyes.
"Later looser." He walks out the door, waving behind him at me.
"Dont count at it!" I call at him down the hallway before shutting the door and going back to my room.