3rd P.O.V.

Later...

The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.

Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak!

Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino was busy putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox: *Scoffs.* I think, I have... JUST the one.

As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.

Hazbin Hotel...

Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie returns from another failed recruitment.

Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?

Vaggie: *Sighs* Not a single new recruit.

Y/n: Basically every Sinner in this ring are refusing to listen to reason. Then again it is hell after all...

Vaggie rubs Y/n's back to comfort him.

Angel Dust:: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

As Angel checks his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.

Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—

Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

Charlie and Y/n appears behind Vaggie.

Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? *gasps* Oh! Hello again!

Y/n: Sir... Pentious, right?

Sir Pentious: Correct, young man! I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh... I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

Charlie lets out another gasp and runs over to grab his hand and lead him to the door of the hotel.

Charlie: You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

Y/n: I mean... that is the point of this hotel and what is stand for.

Angel Dust: Aren't you supposed to protect this place?

Angel said to Vaggie as Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel making her gives in.

Vaggie: *Sighs* I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, or even with the war machine.

Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.

Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.

Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.

Y/n stand next to Angel Dust as he is still skeptical of having Sir Pentious inside the hotel.

Y/n: We finally got a new guest for the hotel. Isn't that great, Angel?

Angel Dust: Eh, I give him a week, tops.

Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blow up before it was fixed.

Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.

Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have another real guest after Y/n joined us!

Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?

Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh...

Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?

Y/n: Don't forget the part of the constant drug use.

Vaggie: Also that.

Charlie: What they means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.

As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him. Y/n notices this and decided to talk Angel privately.

Y/n: Angel, don't get the wrong idea. Charlie and Vaggie do care about you but sometimes the truth hurts.

Angel: Yeah, it fucking sucks.

Y/n: But when someone is telling the truth, it sometimes means they're concerned about your wellbeing. Besides, I want to see the real you then the one who make the terrible jokes.

Angle chuckled in response before pulling Y/n into a hug then putting him in a chokehold.

Angel: Fuck you too, Y/n. Hahaha!

Y/n: Hahaha!

Niffty is seen playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.

Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty: *Gasps* The bad boy is back!

Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.

Niffty: *creepy whisper* Never leave me again.

Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have-

Charlie almost bump into Alastor.

Charlie: Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe..

Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!

Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.

Alastor: *in a sinisterly tone* I definitely remember you now.

Sir Pentious gulps nervously.

Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! *Clears throat* "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?

Sir Pentious: Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here.

As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor's coat. Alaster takes it and inspects the damage.

Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.

Despite being generous, Alastor spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.

Later...

Charlie called everyone over for a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.

Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie *claps twice* I like to sing! *claps twice* and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! *claps twice*

Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious *claps twice* I like to build *claps twice* and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled! *claps twice*

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.

Angel Dust: This is stupid.

Charlie: This- is not- stupid! *claps twice* It's just a game! *claps twice* Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same! *claps twice* You try, Y/n!

Y/n: Umm... *claps twice* my name is Y/n *claps twice* I was killed in a crossfire turf war *clap twice* And now I'm in hell for no reason. *claps twice*

The whole room went silent and awkward.

Y/n: Ok, not my best I get it.

Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.

Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! *claps twice*

The next scene cuts to an act with Angel Dust wearing a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a comically large lollipop. While Y/n is dressed as a giant lighter.

Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?

Y/n: Better question... why am I a giant lighter!?

Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!

Angel Dust: "Hey you."

Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.

Y/n: Oh, Charlie...

Charlie: Don't break character!

Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"

Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me ...the crackhead."

Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"

Triumphant trumpet sting.

Charlie: *stands up and claps* Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! *chuckles* wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.

Angel Dust: I... I'm going to bed.

As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. Looking back at them, he looks sad.

Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!

Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!

Y/n got done removing the costume as he appears next to Angel.

Y/n: Remember Angel, she's not replacing you. She just excited to have a new guest.

Angel: Whatever...

Night...

In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

Valentino's voice message....

Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-

ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-

Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-

YOU FUCKING SLUT!

Hey, Angie! About earlier-

-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!

Work's really stressful!

-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

End of voicemails...

Valentino cold tone of voice: You actually think you can change?

Red smoke appears from seemingly nowhere, and circles around Angel until Val stops talking, ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away.

Valentino cold tone of voice: Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.

Angel Dust: ... Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.

Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar, picks up a whole bottle, and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away. He follows, finding Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he's been doing and slams the door open.

Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!

Sir Pentious: *yelps*

Angel Dust: You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.

Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!

Angel, sufficiently angered, tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!

Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.

Angel Dust: Fuck!

Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.

Charlie: *Yawns* What's going on?

Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!

Y/n: What?!

Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!

He said hugging the three of them but Y/n heat up his body, burning Sir Penrith's a bit.

Sir Pentious: Ow! Hot!

Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!

Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!

Vox immediately picks up.

Vox: Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been, a day!

Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!

Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!

Vox hang up the call immediately.

Sir Pentious: I... I... just make it quick I guess... not that I deserve it.

Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.

Vaggie: Gladly.

Right before Vaggie can put him out of misery, Charlie and Y/n stops her.

Charlie: Wait! ...Pentious?

Charlie extends her hand towards Pentious.

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As the song ends, Niffty is seen standing in the hallway in her bedwear, but is disappointed that Sir Pentious' song was bad, and that he is no longer a 'bad boy'.

Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!

Niffty kicks him on of his tail 'eyes' and walks away.

Niffty: Not a bad boy.

Charlie: *Happily sighs* Good first day! Let's get some rest!

Y/n: I agree.

As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still left in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

Vox: WHAT?!?

Vox pauses when he realizes that Alastor is the one calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs.

Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!

Alastor crushes the watch with his bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at him as the watch becomes incapable of creating audio, before Alastor retreats back into the darkness, chuckling until the darkness takes over the room.