Group Chat.

Kira: okay guys, operation Stydia is a go!

Scott: get the spy glasses on, people!

Kira: Scott, you just ruined it.

Kira: and also, we aren't spying, just setting up meetings, which totally isn't the same thing

Scott: okay, fine. Anyway- is everyone in places?

Allison: we don't have places. We just text them saying 'you're invited to the premiere of Derek's new film!'

Derek: I'm always dragged into this because I'm the mutual friend.

Isaac: I'm also a mutual friend, by the way, yet they never talk about me

Malia: it's because, for some people, you're a boyfriend

Isaac: is this your way of asking me out?

Malia: omfg no

Scott: get back to the subject, people

Kira: so we invite them, and then they meet, and babies happen. Sorted.

Derek: why did we need a group chat for this again?

Allison: because, obviously, after the first meeting, we have Isaac's surprise birthday party where they also meet

Allison: and that needs planning so we can deflate Lydia's tyres so she needs a lift from stiles!

Isaac: wait, what? You planned a surprise birthday party for me?

Scott: well done Allison 👏🏻

Kira: and also... When did we start to plan to vandalise Lydia's car?

Isaac: the surprise birthday party isn't really a surprise anymore, is it?

Allison: whoops

Malia: damn right whoops, we spent ages planning that damn party

Kira: GUYS WHY ARE WE VANDALISING LYDIA'S CAR

Kira: my mom always told me never to vandalise

Kira: or to break the law

Scott: what's a little vandalism between friends, right? 😉

Pack Group Chat.

I've changed everyone's names in the group chat. Or Kira has, anyway, and I have no clue who's who

Main hoe: haha sorry. 'Sourwolf' is Derek

Changing you back to Kira

Sourwolf: thanks.

Future Husband: what am I?

Kira: 'Future Husband' is stiles, obviously

Right. Obviously.

Who even manages to fall in a hole anyway: what's going on?

Kira: yeah, that's Liam

Who even manages to fall in a hole anyway: what am I?

Kira: it was a contest between 'who even manages to fall in a hole anyway' and 'hayden is never going to forgive you'

Vengeful: damn right

Kira: yeah, that's hayden

Side hoe #2: can we please go back to the point?

Side hoe #1: yeah, please, Kira.

Kira: Malia and Allison

I hate you. What's Scott?

Kira: Scott

Scott: couldn't think of an embarrassing name?

Kira: don't blame me, I have nothing on you

Future husband: let's talk, Kira. I can give you lots of embarrassing stories, don't worry.

Scott: 'somebody sex me right now!'

Future husband: conversation over

What

Scott: okay, so basically-

Future husband: MOVING ON. SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING PLEASE BEFORE SCOTT GETS MURDERED

Side hoe #1: Derek has something to say

Sourwolf: he does?

Side hoe #1: DEREK WE DISCUSSED THIS

Scarf Man: yeah, we did. It was a pointless discussion apart from the part where you told me about my surprise party, though

Future husband: what surprise party?

Right, what surprise party? We totally didn't plan one...

Future husband: I actually didn't know anything about a surprise party

Scott said you couldn't be trusted with secrets

Future husband: Scott's probably right

Side hoe #1: ISAAC, i said don't mention the party! You were supposed to act surprised when it happened

Sourwolf: oh, right! Okay, so you're all invited to the premiere of my new film!

Aw, thanks, Derek! When and where?

And which film?

Sourwolf: It's called Smoke and Mirrors, and it's in London

Future husband: wait am I invited?

Sourwolf: yeah...

Future husband: Lydia, we'll actually meet!

Oh my God!

We will ❤️ will you be free afterwards? We can make burgers 🍔

Sourwolf: it's in twelve days

You get an OC cameo if you can spot what I did with Derek's film...

Also- I have a new (ish) book I'm really excited for, it's called Monsters and it's about a pack of girls (two werewolves, one human and two other supernatural creatures) who move to Beacon Hills and basically just cause a huge shit storm. It's set in season 2, and I'm so in love with it!

love interests are: Jackson, Allison, Isaac, Scott and Erica.

It would be awesome if you checked it out haha

Peace out,
xxx Jade