(You guys wanted me to keep the title so god damn it I did)

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Uleanra, Jake, and Adam were discussing how to hook Selozar and Albert up on a date without them realizing it, they first thought about not showing up, but Sorrow would still be there, and if they were to explain to Sorrow why she can't go, she'd be extremely confused and disappointed. So scratch that out. 

"Maybe we can all still go to the dinner, then sooner or later tell them both that we made reservations for all of us, and tell them to wait at the table and order for themselves, while waiting for us to show up, they get talking and soon boom boom boom, Albert's got Selozar in his room!" Uleanra suggested, the other two looked at each other, an back to Uleanra, "With what money? We're YouTubers, not the CEO of a big company."

Uleanra thought for a moment, "Well, do you have any better ideas?"

"Yeah," Adam replied, "Leaving them alone and waiting for it to happen naturally."

"What's the fun in that?" Jake playfully asks, laughing. Uleanra punches his shoulder lightly, "Of course! We gotta have fun with it, but we can make it natural," he explained, "Do what I'm already doing, tease them about it, let em know that they're being fucking obvious, then they won't have to hide it around us, then sooner or later, come out to each other, then BANG BANG BANG-" "ALRIGHT WE GET IT!"

The three laugh, "Good plan." Jake agrees, knowing he'd have fun without doing much work. "So tease them both at the same time or?" "No, it's better to tease them individually. If one leaves, we all attack the other with questions. Got it?" Uleanra explained, the other two nodded. "Alright, Jake, your main focus is Albert, my main focus will be Selozar, and Adam.... you do both!"

"Got it!"

Adam got back on the road and began to drive again, "Let's get our mission started!"

...

Back with the other three...

It was a pretty nice ride, Selozar was staring out the window, Sorrow kept her head down, looking at her feet, and Albert was focused on the road. Selozar and Albert occasionally glanced at each other, but looked away before the other noticed. 

Albert let random songs play, making sure to skip the ones that weren't very appropriate. Eventually it began to play the song 'Magia'. It sounded as if it was from a very intense anime battle scene, despite being in Japanese. It was a pretty beautifully chaotic song, if anybody's going to be honest. Extremely well made, like god damn.

Selozar looked over to Albert, and opened his mouth to ask something, "Hey Albert?" Albert simply hummed in response, "Where are we going?" Selozar looked down, but then back out the window. "Oh, just to some Italian restaurant. You're gonna love the bread sticks, trust me."

A minute or two passed and Albert the pulled into the parking lot, and got out. A few minutes pass, and the other three soon arrive. Adam calmly gets out of the car as Jake and Uleanra kick down the car door and slam it shut behind them. "If you damaged my car, you're paying for it!" Adam yelled at them as he walked over to Albert.

"You guys ready?" Albert asked, a bright smile on his face that sent butterflies in Selozar's stomach, making him flustered, but he hid it. He hid it well enough to where Albert didn't notice, but Uleanra did. "Yep!" Uleanra cheered, turning to Selozar, "Go ahead and sit by him. I know you want to~!" Selozar jumped, then pushed Uleanra away, "Go away Uleanra!" the statement only caused Uleanra to laugh, and continued walking until the group got into the restaurant. There was a band playing some kind of song, it was intense but extremely catchy.

"Hey, what song are they playing?" Jake asked the waiter who was setting up somebody else's table. "I think it's called 'Theater of a Witch' by... Yuki Kajiura I think. It's not an Italian song, but it's close enough." The waiter replied, and then began to lead the four people they were serving off. One was the girl that delivered the package to Albert, and the other three seemed to be her friends. All of them were wearing an Oscar the Fish hoodie. Weird.

Albert then requested a table, and the waiter lead them to a six person table, handed them all their menus, and then went off to serve somebody else. 

Jake, Adam, and Uleanra instantly sat down. "Hey Sorrow!" Jake called, causing Sorrow to look up at him, "Wanna sit by me? I can help you order something!" Sorrow nodded, and sat by Jake, and began to look through the menu as Jake explained things. Albert and Selozar looked at the table, and saw they were forced to sit by each other. 

Selozar went and sat down by Uleanra, and Albert sat next to Selozar. It was over all silent, besides Jake silently explaining the menu. Everyone else, was staring at Albert and Selozar. "W-what are you all looking at?" Selozar meekly asked, his voice squeaking, knowing exactly what they were waiting for. "Oh nothing..." Uleanra replied, picking up is menu, signaling for Adam to do the same.

"Uh," Albert looked at Selozar, who looked back at Albert. Their eyes meeting for a second, before the two looked back down at the table, picking up their menu. After a few minutes of looking and silent discussion of what to get, they all decide on their order. 

A waitress walked over, she had long curly red hair, a cheerful smile, and a clown nose. Her name tag read 'Clowny'. "Hello good sirs! What would you like to order to drink?"

Albert looked down at his menu and back, "I'd take a coke please." The girl looked at Selozar, waiting for his answer. "oh- OH! Sorry- uh, I'd like a sprite?" Selozar awkwardly stuttered, mentally face palming. Why was he so nervous? Great, he did in front of Albert. And why did that fact matter so much to him? He was so confused...

"I'd like a milkshake." Uleanra said, "Second that!" Jake added, laughing a bit. "A water please." Adam requested. The waitress paitiontly looked at Sorrow, who awkwardly looked at the menu. Jake leaned into her ear, "Tell the kind lady what you'd like." 

"O-oh, okay..." She mumbled, looking at Clowny, "I'd like milk please..." The waitress nodded, "Any secondary foods before your meal?" She asked, politely but cheerfully.

"Breadsticks." Albert answered, looking deep into the girl's eyes, a serious and desperate expression on his face, "We want breadsticks." The girl nodded, seeing more... desperate people looking for bread sticks, thinking back to table 21 with all those girls in Oscar hoodies screaming for breadsticks. "Your orders will be here in a moment."

The girl walked off, and the guys began to talk. As Jake, Adam, and Albert were talking about what to do for their next video, Uleanra elbowed Selozar, "That was a very nervous reaction to the waiter, you usually keep your cool, is something bothering you?" He questioned, "Or, perhaps, was it a person~?" Selozar's face went completely red, hating the teasing, "SH!" 

"You didn't deny it!" Uleanra laughed, Selozar jokingly pushed him, but not hard enough to where he fell down, just moved him a bit. "Oh I'll push you back! You just wait!" "Oh god I know what your planning, YOU BETTER NOT!" The two were whisper yelling at each other, laughing. Despite the teasing, Selozar loved Uleanra, as a brother. There wasn't anything else to call him, he had been there for Selozar no matter what. "What was that all about?" Albert asked, looking at the two of them confused. 

Selozar's face heated up even more, "WHAT DID YOU HEAR?!" "Nothing, I just heard you two fighting over who pushed who." Selozar sighed in relief. "Was there something more to the conversation?" Selozar's body filled with panic, "NOPE! NOT AT ALL! NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!" He yelled, laughing nervously, distant chants for breadsticks in the background. "Okay..." Albert looked away, and began to suggest some meals to Sorrow. 

Selozar face planted lightly into the table, inhaling, and exhaling with shame. "I fucked up..." He mumbled, causing Uleanra to laugh violently. The waitress from before walked over and handed everyone their drinks and put the breadsticks in the center. "Don't let the... 'S-shrexy Oscar Gang?' get these." She was obviously just as confused as we are when we heard the name, "Anyways! What would you like to eat?"

"Spaghetti"

"I'll also take a spaghetti." 

"Chicken strips with fries."

"Pizza, please."

"Oh! I'd also like a pizza!"

Now all eyes were on Sorrow as she looked through the menu. "I guess... I'll take a lasagna?" She murmured, loud enough to hear. Clowny nodded, smiling, "Your meal will be here in a moment!" She then walked off, seeming to avoid table 21 as best she could.

Albert then began to basically deep throat the breadsticks, in food heaven. Uleanra leaned over to Selozar, "That's not the only thing he's going to be deep throating tonight." He began to chuckle until Selozar wacked him in the guts. '

"W h y ." Selozar asked, embarrassed as fuck. "Why not?" He replied in minor pain but still laughing. Selozar turned to Albert, and so things wouldn't get awkward as hell, he decided to do some small talk. 

"So what's been going on in your mind recently?" Selozar asked Albert, trying to seem calm but for some reason he's regretting being alive. Albert turned to Selozar, mouth stuffed with breadsticks. "Bweh siks." Albert responded, chewing and gulping down the bread sticks in his mouth. "Other then that, nothing else has really been on my mind. Just thinking of where we should go after this whole fiasco is over." 

Selozar nodded, looking into Albert's eyes, feeling his own heart racing just by staring at Albert. He didn't know why, he just felt so peaceful yet... nervous. Before anything else happened, the food finally came, the waitress walked over with their meals, and set them down on the table, giving a sweet, bright, smile, "Enjoy your meal!" She cheered as she walked off.

Sorrow looked at her lasagna, and took her fork, "This is the first time I'm eating lasagna..." she mumbled, she cut a piece off and took a bite.

Her eyes lit up, her mouth curled to a smile for the first time that night, and she began to cry. "Woah woah, Sorrow, are you okay?" Albert asked, concerned for her. She looked up, bright eyed and tears still in her eyes. "Eating this was the best thing to ever happen to me in my entire life." She stated, with tears in her eyes. She ate more, as she cried of pure joy. 

The others ate their dinner and talked with one another. Selozar slurped up his spaghetti, and then Uleanra leaned over. "Don't." Selozar demanded, knowing exactly what Uleanra was going to say. "Aww..." he went back to his chicken strips and continued to eat.

It was a good night, Sorrow found a favorite food, and step one to Adam, Jake, and Uleanra's plan was in action. Selozar was walking awkwardly by Albert, just enjoying his precence. Uleanra looked Adam in the eye, and nodded, and Adam turned to Jake. The both of them nodded. 

Adam fell behind and Jake sped up, Uleanra standing directly next to Albert, a smirk on his face. He then pushed Albert into Selozar, causing Albert to pin Selozar on the wall. Both of their faces flushed a deep red, Selozar felt his heart about to explode, as he tried not to pass out. Albert was trying to keep his cool, but couldn't seem to control his heart rate.

After a moment Albert got off of Selozar, and Selozar sighed in relief, but strangely sad that it ended. He ran up to Uleanra, "WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!" the two playfully fought, Selozar wasn't entirely angry at Uleanra, just pissed. "C'mon, you know you wanted that to happen, but without any help, alone, in Albert's room, about t-" "S-SHUT UP!" Uleanra began to laugh hysterically. 

Selozar hopped in Albert's car, Uleanra and Jake sat in the back seat, and exchanged phone numbers to continue discussing their plan. Selozar sat in the front, next to Albert, and they all put their seat belt on. 

The drive home was silent, once again. But this time Albert didn't bother to put on music. After a while, they dropped Uleanra and Jake off at Jake's apartment complex, and after arrived to Albert's house. 

They both went inside, and were greeted by Albert's cats. He picked one up and nuzzled it, Selozar felt a pang of jealousy, but shook it off. He wanted to take a midnight stroll anyways, he heard it was relaxing and after a day of stressing out over Uleanra's teasing, he probably needed it, he also needed to be alone with his thoughts for a moment.

"Hey Albert?" Selozar called, a 'yeah?' returning from Albert, "I'm going on a stroll tonight, I hope you don't mind."

"I don't mind, but are your sure you're going to be safe?" Albert asked, concerned for Selozar. "I'll be fine, don't worry. If I see Alone I'll just run, it never really helped in the house, but sense there's no walls, it will work!" 

Albert sighed, patting Selozar on the head causing Selozar to blush, "Alright. Be safe, okay?" Selozar nodded. "Alright, go ahead." 

Selozar opened the front door, and looked back at Albert, giving him a sweet smile, before shutting the door and walking.

HHHHHHHH I'M SORRY THAT THIS WASN'T A STORY DRIVEN CHAPTER, I'LL GET BACK ON TRACK SOON I SWEAR I JUST NEED TO ADD A LOT OF FLUFF.

On the bright side, the next chapter is already written! I just need to make adjustments and everything will be set >:3

Btw I had to wait 3 hours for the internet to fix itself JUST SO I COULD UPLOAD THIS CHAPTER, YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME