Albert

Well. Alone texted me and told me to come over, he has somebody he'd like me to meet. Pretty sure it's his new friend, Selozar. Selozar, more like Se-loser, am I right?

I shake my head at my own dumb joke. I didn't even know this guy, I shouldn't be making fun of him, does that mean I'll stop? Probably not. I just got finished recording a video, I usually record 3 or 4 a day, sometimes 6 if I'm feeling up to it. I'm just tired, all the time really. No matter how much sleep I get, it's basically useless.

Just before I passed out in my chair, I got a message. Who would, besides me and some sad teen, be up this late?

I checked, and it was Alone.

AloneTraveler:Hey! Shrimp Goose, you up?
AloneTraveler:HEY
AloneTraveler:ANSWER ME.
AloneTraveler:I KNOW YOU WAKE

I sighed, and responded

MrFlimFlam:Yeah, I'm awake.

AloneTraveler:Yes good good! I want you to meet me, I have person for you to see.

MrFlimFlam:I'm about to go to sleep, can we do it tomorrow?

AloneTraveler:Absolutely no! Come, come, you must!

I groan, and go outside, hop in my car, and drive to the location. It was... empty. My vision was messed up, but I can manage... manage fine enough, anyways.

I look out in the distance as my fans swarm me. Do I know how they got there? Nope. No clue, whatsoever.

As I look out, I see Alone Traveler and another dude. Probably Se-loser! I watch as somebody breaks into the area and Se-loser chase after him with a sword and paralyze him.

Alone goes over and praises him. This doesn't feel right. Alone then pulls out his big ass sword, and scares everyone off, before making them all evacuate, and leaving just me, Alone, and Se-loser. Actually, he hasn't done anything to me so I'm just going to call him Selozar.

Alone beckons me over, my vision getting worse by the minute. I stand next to Selozar, and HOT DAMN IS HE TALL. He's larger then both me and Alone. Thick boy.

Actually... uh... I liked it more when there was a lot of people here. I walk up to Alone, to greet him. "Hi!" I nervously chuckle, Alone and Selozar stay quite. "Oh my god..." I mumble under my breath. After a few moments of silence, Selozar waves, before saying, "Its rude do not greet."

I give him a look of 'Bitch I did', before Selozar politely adding on with a somewhat friendly, "Hello." Alone shakes his head, "Distracting players..." I nod, even though I do prefer a lot of people being here...

We were spread out, 2 and a half yards at most (2.286 meters, for my non Americans) it was kind of disturbing, the two fell back into silence. What was the point of this?! I began to walk away and climb on a pole, because "YOU CANT CONTROL MY LIFE MOOOM"

The two began to walk towards me, as I sat stubbornly on the pole for all eternity. Oh no. I slid down, because I'm terrified. Alone looks at me before walking to the pillar. "Look at this grate pillar." He randomly pointed out. I nod, very grate. I felt a presence behind me. I turn around and see Selozar, towering over me. What the hell?! I back up and turn to Alone. "I like it."

Selozar nods, "Good pillar." "Grate pillar." "Yes." Selozar responds, and we all turn back to it. I'm glad we're all having this conversation- um-.

"Have you seen it?" Selozar asked. I pondered a moment, shaking my head no, I don't know what he means by that... big hero 6? Who knows. "Take a closer look." Selozar responds, I go up and stare at the pillar before looking back, a confused expression on my face. Suddenly my eyes got worse. Now I couldn't see shit- "I cant see it!" I complain, Selozar looks at it, then looks back it me, "You will in due time."

I don't like that- he's probably going to set my house on fire. THIS HOUSE IS ON FIRRREEE- Okay I'll stop. I pleaded for an answer, "When?" I hate this, all though it's comforting to see a fan pop in once in a while before being kicked off. I look over and Alone is closer then before, and then he backed up. Selozar paused for a moment, "Some questions will be answered in time,"

"Others may never be found."

I rolled my eyes, but Selozar continued, "Judging now, it's either close or not as close." What is that supposed to mean?! I constantly look at Alone, to make sure he isn't coming closer, cause MISS ME WITH DAT GAY SHIT-

Selozar must have seen my confused expression, following up by saying, "We don't know." Pausing a second, before asking, "Do you?" Now I got frustrated and raised my voice, "I don't know!"

It's so dark, I turn over to Alone and see him violently spinning in circles. Is he alright?! What on earth is going on?!

"I'm sorry." Selozar apologizes, suddenly I could see fine again, and strangely enough Selozar was shorter, a bit shorter then me now, I'd say 5'11 whilst I was 6'1. "I'm not too sure what that was." Selozar assured.

"The Districts, you've been within?" Selozar asked, I turned over to Alone, he hasn't spoken, possibly just monitoring. I honestly don't trust Alone, Selozar is what I'm trying to figure out. "Have you looked as far as we've?"

Selozar turned to Alone after asking that, and a few seconds later my vision became clouded again. I turn to Selozar, and be became taller once again. WHAT IS HE?! Is he some sort of monster?! I thought he was a different version of Alone, but it seems to be his own thing. And he is TALL. I have to look up to see his face.

Selozar got closer to me, and whispered something, "He's hiding something." I looked confused, and then looked at Alone. "Shh."

Alone took a step further. Did he hear?!

"Should go to District, yes?" Alone asked, before I could respond he suddenly yelled, "DO IT!"

Right now? I look over at Selozar, I trust him more then Alone. Selozar then mumbled something, not sure what, but I then hoped in my car, and went to The Districts.

I wandered around for a while, statues, nooses, walls, thad pattern, it's all so confusing... I feel bad for not knowing.

Alone texts me a link to a video, I don't bother watching it really.

But then I got another message, from Selozar. I open my phone.

SELOZAR:He hides it.

What? I text back

MrFlimFlam:Hides What??

SELOZAR:I'm not at a place to say. You must understand.

I nod, he seems pretty urgent about this, so I respond reassuringly.

MrFlimFlam:I get it completely, don't worry.

I rest my phone aside, it's now 6:58, I have to get to sleep. Hopefully Alone doesn't find out about any of this, or else Selozar is going to be in big trouble, yet he hasn't done anything wrong. At least to me, which is good.

I plug my phone up, and then walk upstairs to my bedroom, lonely as usual. I faceplant into my bed and pass out. Tomorrow's another day...

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Howdy

Yep! I'm being trash, don't worry. I decided to start where Albert first met Selozar, instead of after or before the Christmas party.

Also, just to note things won't begin to happen until after the Christmas party, so look forward to that!

Oh

And slight hints of my persona

Why?

Because, we need an asshole. All though she'll be a background character.

I have never written an Albert fanfic, so I hope you enjoyed!