If you're ugly but rich, don't you worry,
For your looks won't be such a hurry,
With wealth, you can buy what you need,
And be the most handsome, indeed,
Just make sure to keep your wallet full and your face covered!

If you're fat but rich, don't be shy,
For curves and cash can catch the eye,
With wealth, you can buy all the right things,
And make heads turn with diamond rings,
Just make sure to avoid getting stuck in narrow doorways!

If you're short but rich, have no fear, my friend,
For height is not the means to the end,
With wealth, you can stand tall and proud,
And feel like a giant amidst the crowd,
Just make sure to avoid stepping on anyone's toes!

If you're old but rich, don't you fret,
For age is just a number; we can forget,
With wealth, you can be more attractive than a youth,
And have your pick of partners; it's the truth,
Just make sure they're not after your fortune; that's uncouth!

If you're talentless but rich, don't be blue,
For fame and fortune can come to you,
With wealth, you can buy your way to the top,
And be a household name that won't stop,
Just make sure to avoid any embarrassing mishaps!

If you're tasteless but rich, don't be a bore,
For fashion rules don't apply anymore,
With wealth, you can wear whatever you please,
And set your trend with ease,
Just make sure not to clash with the art on the walls, pretty please!

If you're stupid but rich, don't you moan,
For wisdom is just overblown,
With wealth, you can pay for the brain,
And hire a genius to explain,
Just make sure to remember their name!

If you're insane but rich, don't you fear,
For power is what we all hold dear,
With wealth, you can do whatever you like,
And rule the world with all your might,
Just make sure to take your medication every night!

If money can't buy happiness, then why do we call it 'net worth'?
In the end, all else is secondary to wealth.

Savvy?